Gershwin : he looks like a dead fish!
Yeah Yeah: yeah yeah man.. he looks pretty crappy
#1- Hey you wanna s’more? #2- Some more what?
(After Ham hits a homerun off Denuenez) Oh yeah! Low and outside! Just like I like it!
(HAM): Hey you wanna smore? (smalls): some more of what? (ham): No, no you wanna a smore? (smalls): i haven’t had anything yet. so how can i have some more of nothing? (ham): YOU’RE KILLING ME SMALLS! these are smores stuff. first u take the graham, then u stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the mallow. When the mallow’s flamin’, you stick it on the chocolate, then u cover it with the other end. then…you stuff!
(lifegaurd) Should I turn him over? (Wendy Peffercorn) Never mind, mever mind. (Ham) Come on Squintz come on.(Tommy) Squintz, come on. (Scotty) Come On Squintz you can do it pull through, bud. (Tommy) Squintz. (Ben) Come on, man, come on. (Ya-Ya) Ya, ya he looks pretty crappy. (Bertrum) Oh god, he looks like a dead fish. (Squintz opens his eyes and smiles) (everyone) What?! (squintz kisses wendy) (Wendy) LITTLE PERVERT! (Timmy) Oh man he’s in deep shit. (wendy throw them outta the pool area) (Wendy) AND STAY OUT!
1) She don’t know what she’s doin 2) Yeah, she don’t know what she’s doin 3) Yeah she does…she knows EXACTLY what she’s doin
1)I gotta get that ball back. 2) Once a ball goes over that fence it’s gone man. 1)No i gotta get that ball back. It was my dad’s. It was signed. 2) By who? 1)I don’t know some girl named Baby Ruth. All) BABE RUTH?!?!
1)Keep your eye on the ball 2)OK 1)so when the ball moves, move your glove 2)OK
1)Oh that Great Bambino! I thought you said Bambi 2)That stupid deer!?
1. What are you laughing at Yeah-Yeah? You run like a duck!
1.YOU BOB FOR APPLES IN THE TOILET SEAT…AND U LIKE IT!!! 2.YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!!! 3. (BOTH TEAMS GASP)
A baseball with my john hancock on it went over a fence and you can’t get it back right.
A square Benny. The kids a square!
A)My clothes are goin outa style. B) They already are out of style. C) Shut Up.
ae
And he liked it…..ALOT!
And one day it became too much for Michael ‘Squints’ Palledorous, and he did the most desperate thing any of us had ever seen.
Anyone who wants to be a can’t-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama’s bra, raise your hand. [Everyone raises their hands.]
Awww Crap! I almost forgot, CHAAAAAAAAW, been savin it for a good time. Ya ya give ya tons of energy, ya all the pros do it
Babe Ruth signed this ball? I take it back. You’re dead where you stand!
base up you blockkheads.
Benny hes a L-7 weinie and a footlong dodger dog a weinie1
Benny walks over to Smalls, Benny:Hey, you wanna come play some ball with us. Smalls:No Thanks. Benny:Why not. Smalls(looking around for an answer):Uhhhh, my, (looking at his stupid plastic mit)my mit is broken. Benny:Ok(reaching into his back pocket and bringing out a mit) Use this(chuking the mit into Smalls hands).
Benny-Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. Just have fun.
benny: because we have 8 and he makes 9…we have a whole team now
yeahyeah: yeah yeah so does my sister but i didnt bring her!
Benny: He makes nine.
Yeah Yeah: Yeah yeah, so does my sister but i didn’t bring her along!
Benny: I bet you get straight A’s and shit huh? Smalls: No, I got a B once. Actully it was an A-…But it should have been a B.
Benny: Where you guys been? we’ve been waiting here forever already!
Yeah-Yeah: Ah Squints was pervin a dish!
Squints: Shut up i wasn’t
Yeah-Yeah: Yeah-Yeah you were! your tounge was hangin out of your head and you was swoonin! Oh Wendy Prefercorn my darling lover girl OHH
Squints: I said shut up! i got a lot of things on my mind!
Benny: you got a fireplease at home?Smalls:yea, y Benny:throw that hat in there,okay.
Benny:Great now i ruined the whole game for everybody.Kenny:No you didn’t…that’s the greatest thing i ever seen.
Benny:Oh,yeah Smalls, i almost forgot.. tomorrow wear a t-shirt and jeans. Smalls: Ok
Benny:Oh and uh, you got a fireplace man? Smalls:Yeah, why? Benny:(flicks the hat)throw that hat in there man. Smalls:Well it was the only one i have so… Benny: Not anymore (pulls out hat) wear my old hat. Smalls: Thanks Benny!
Benny:Smalls, do you have a fire place? Smalls: Uh, yeah Benny: well, throw that hat in there. here, you can have my old one!
Smalls: Hey! Thanks! MOM!! Guess what!!
BERTRAM: Why’d you bring him benny? BENNY:’cuz theres 8 of us and he makes 9. YEAH-YEAH: yeah yeah so would my sister but I didn’t bring her. BENNY: with 9 guys we got a whole team, Yeah Yeah
BIG CHIEF
Big Chief… the Best!
Big Chief……THE BEST!
Bitchin’ – your ball, your ups.
Bitchin’! Your ball…your ups!
C’mon Squints C’mon! Pull through bud! Squints.. Oh god, he looks like a dead fish.
Camp Out
CANNON BAAAAAALL!!
CANNONBALL!!
Come bennie, he’s a Square…an L7 weenie. Yeah yeah, Oscar meyer even!
Do you want a s’more
some more what?
No s’more
how can I have some more if I havent had anything yet?
YOUR KILLING ME SMALLS…you take the ghrham you stick the chocolate on the ghram. then you take the mallow when the mallows flamming you stick the mallow on the grham then you stuff
Do you want a s’more?
S’more of what?
No, do you want a s’more?
I haven’t had anything yet, how can I have s’more of nothing?
You’re killing me Smalls!
Don’t be a goofus, don’t be a goofus!
DONT BE A GOOFUS!! DONT BE A GOOFUS!
Every Summer, there she is.. lotioning, oiling, oiling, lotioning..
I can’t take it no more! MOVE!
Every time we stopped to look at the sky, like normal kids, he was there to call us back. You see for us, baseball was a game. But for Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez, baseball was life.
Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they’re too scared, or they don’t recognize it when it spits on their shoes
Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they’re too scared, or they don’t recognize it when it spits on their shoes.
Everybody gets the chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance either because they are too scard, or they don’t recognize it when it spits on their shoes.
Everything that goes over that fence vanishes
F-O-R-E-V-E-R
Face it, Im just an egghead. – Smalls
Fart smeller! *sniff sniff*
Fart, Fart, Fart, I love farts.
foor-evv-errrr!
for-e-ver for-e-ver for-e-ver
For-ev-er. For-ev-er.
FOREVER,FOREVER,FOREVER,FOREVER
Forever. Forever. Forever.
funky butt loving!
Ham: Hey, man, you want a S’more?
Smalls: Some more what?
Ham: No, no, you want a S’MORE?
Smalls: I haven’t had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
Ham: You’re killing me, Smalls. These are S’more stuff. OK, pay attention. First you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the mallow. When the mallow’s flamin, you stick it on the chocolate. Then, you cover it with the other end. Then you scarf. It’s kinda messy, but it’s good. Try some.
Ham: Watch it, jerk.
Philips: Shut up, idiot.
Ham: Moron!
Philips: Scab eater!
Ham: You mix your wheaties with your mamma’s toe jam!
Philips: You bob for apples in the toilet…and you like it!
Ham: check this, who am i?im the great bambinoe/ with a sigarr in his mouth,all: what?? ham: im the great bambinoe all:what? ham takin the sigarr out of his mouth: im the great bambinoe all but smalls: ohhh yeah! smalls: whos that? ham: what? what? what planet are you from?
ham: he is only the best baseball player in the whole world! smalls: oh yeah of course um… i thought you said the great um… bambie ham: that whimpy dear? smalls : um…. yeah sorry ham turning his back: what ever
Ham: Smalls, do you want a s’more? Smalls: S’more what? Ham: No! Do you want a s’more? Smalls: I haven’t had anything. How can I have s’more of nothing?! Ham; You’re killin’ me, Smalls. Pay attention. This is s’more stuff. First, you take the graham. Then, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallow’s flamin’, you stick it on the graham. You cover it with the other end, and then. . . you stuff.
Ham: Smalls, do you want a s’more? Smalls: S’more what? Ham: No! Do you want a s’more? Smalls: I haven’t had anything. How can I have s’more of nothing?! Ham; You’re killin’ me, Smalls. Pay attention. This is s’more stuff. First, you take the graham. Then, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallow’s flamin’, you stick it on the graham. You cover it with the other end, and then. . . you stuff. It’s kinda messy, but good!
Ham: You play ball like a girl!
Philips: What did you say?
Ham: You heard me.
Philips: Tomorrow. Noon–at our field. Be there buffalo butt breath.
Ham: Count on it!
Ham:i’m the great bambino{evervbody}what x2
Ham:i’m the great bambino[everybody]ohhhh smalls:whos that
bertram:what were you born in a barn or something
yeah yeah:yeah yeah what planet are you from
squints:never heard of the sultan of swat
kenny:the titan of terror
timmy:the colossus of clout
tommy:the colossus of clout
benny:the king of crash man
smalls: oh yeah the great bambino,of course,i thought you said the great bambi
ham:that wimpy deer
Ham:Is that your sister out there, in left field? She’s naked. Phillips:Shut up Porter! Ham:Hey hey, just tryin to have a friendly conversation……think she’d go out with me?
Hamilton Porter: Low and outside, just like I like it!
he ate them bones and all
He makes nine! Yeah well so would my sister but I didn’t bring her.
He was pervin a dish
he’s in deep (bleep)
Here comes the heater…..Here it comes….Strike 3 you’re out
Hero’s get remembered, but ledgends never die, follow your heart, you can’t go wrong
Heroes are remembered, but legends never die kid
Heroes Get Remembered But Legends NEver Die. Follow Your Heart Kid You’ll Never Go Wrong.
Heroes get remembered kid, but legends never die, follow your heart kid, and you’ll never go wrong.
Heros can be remembered…but legends never die.
Heros get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you’ll never go wrong.
hey hey…i remember you!!!
Hey is that your sister out in left field…naked? she’s naked…
hey look a doggy……..ooh a big doggy!
hey Mom, Im going to go Play some Ball
Hey smalls you forgot to turn. smalls……turn
Holy crap you coulda been killed. ya ya tuely, what are you doing. I just thought id. If you were thinking you wouldn’t had thought that. You can’t go back there smalls. Then how do we get the ball back. We don’t. We don’t. It’s history. It’s history. Kiss it goodbye. Kiss it…shut up tommy. It’s gone man, gone. Games over man we;ll just have to get another ball tomorrow, we’ll never see it again! Why not? The beast!!! what is that? Smalls listen to me… go over to that fence really slow & quiet and peek threw that hole. Something got the ball..what was it?…CAMPOUT!!!!!…
hurry up batter…this is gonna be a short game and i gotta get home for lunch…
I blame myself. What we need is an airborne attack. The beast will never expect it. *Sighs*
I found out that Yeah-Yeah’s parents sent him off to military school. He was one of the pioneers of bungee jumping. Of course…we all knew why
I take back what I daid. You’re not in trouble! You’re dead where you stand!!
I’m bakin’ like a toasted cheeser out here!
I’m sweating like a toasted cheeser!
I’m the great Bambino….what?…..i’m the great bambino….what I’M THE GREAT BAMBINO ……..ohh
I’ve been swimming here every summer of my adult life, and there she is lotioning and oiling and oiling and lotioning.
I’ve come here every summer of my adult life, and there she is lotioning and oiling, oiling and lotioning. I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
if my dog was as ugly as you, id shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards
If my dog were as ugly as you, I’d shave it’s butt and make it walk arround backwards.
IF you were thinking you wouldnt of thought that
is that your sister out there in left field? naked… she’s naked. think she’d go out with me?
it was signed by a woman. it’s really important, what was the name on the ball? baby..baby ruth! what?? Who is she? he’s the great bambino!! BABE RUTH!! That’s the same guy?
It’s 150 degrees out there u can’t play baseball. U gotta listen to him u gotta call it off. Alright vote then anybody who wants to be a can’t hack it pantywaiste who wears there mommas bra raise ur hand. (all raise hands) Fine fine fine be like that then so what are we gonna do all day. Ooooh ooohh ohh pool honey’s.
It’s about time Benny, my clothes are goin outta style
It’s so hot out here. I’m toasting like a cheeseburger.
Its about time Benny, my clothes are going out of style!
Its easy when you play with a bunch of rejects and uh fat kids rodriguez. Shut your mouth phillips. What’d you say. I said you shouldn’t even be allowed to touch a baseball besides rodriguez your all an insult to the game. We’ll take you on right here right now. We play on a real diamond porter besides you aint even good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats. Watch it. Scab eater. Puss licker. Fart sniffer. YOu eat dog crap for breakfast geek. YOu make you wienies with you mamas toe jam. You bob for apples in the toilet and you like it. You play ball like a girl. WHat did you just say. You heard me. TOmorrow. Noon at our field be there buffalo butt breath. COunt on it pee drinkin crap face
Its gotta be a short game…its gettin late and ive gotta be home for lunch
JERKS!!
Just go look through that hole in the fence. (Smalls looks and screams) What was that, what is that in there? ALL: CAMPOUT!
Ken: Okay now, this is my hitter, I dare you to hit it!
Ham: You’ll be sorry!
Ken: Want the hitter?
Benny: Oh man, Idiot! now we can’t play no more!
Benny; see ya tomorrow eight o’clock!
smalls: okay bye! Oh benny!!! your glove!
Benny: keep it man!
smalls: oh Thanks!!!
benny: Oh yeah….smalls….bring a t-shirt and jeans tomorrow ok? oh yeah…you have a fireplace?
smalls: ya, why?
Benny: hmm…throw that hat in there man!
smalls: oh yeah, this…this is the only one i had..
Benny: not anymore, keep it!
smalls: thanks benny! great! see you tomorrow. Mom!!!! guess what???
Benny: You can’t throw it you know?
Smalls: No, i don’t know how….look see..thanks for taking me here, but i think i better go.
Benny: hey, you think too much! this is baseball,you gotta stop thinking, just… have fun! when your arm,gets here,just let go, just let go….
Smalls: how do i catch it??
Benny: Just stand there and stick your glove on the air, i’ll take care of you!
Lets make this a quick game.. i gotta be home for dinner
Listen to me Smalls, this is a matter of life and death, where did you get that ball?- Squints
Lotioning, oiling, lotioning, oiling-Squints
Mac McKing: You’re a fart-sniffing, road-apple-chewing, scab-licking female dog!
Singleton: Well, you –
Mac McKing: I ain’t done yet! You’re ugly, your mama dresses you funny, you stink like toe fungus and you ride the short school bus!
Michael Squints Poladorias walked a little taller that day, and we had to tip our hats to him. he had kissed a woman, and he had kissed her long and good.
Michael Squints Polodorus walked a little taller that day. And we had to tip our hats to him. What he’d done was sneaky, rotten, and low…and cool. Not another one among us would have ever in a million years not even for a million dollars have had the guts to put the moves on the lifeguard. He did. He had kissed a woman. And he kissed her long and good. We got banned from the pool forever that day. But every time we walked by after that, the lifeguard looked down from her tower, right over at Squints, and smiled.
Mom:Get into trouble for crying out loud! Now, how many mothers do you know that would tell their sons that? Smalls: None mothers
Mommy, mommy! Look! a doogy!! oooo a big doggy!!
Mommy, Mommy..Look at doggie! OOohh a BIG doggie!!!!
NAH NAH NEEZNAH
Oh man, he’s in deep shit!
OH SHIT!!
Oh! I remember you!
CANNON BALL!!!
OHHH mommy mommy look a doggy! ohhhhhhhh bigg doggy!
Oiling, lotioning. Lotioning, oiling. I can’t take it anymore!
OK, pay attention. First you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the mallow. When the mallow’s flamin, you stick it on the chocolate. Then, you cover it with the other end. Then you scarf. It’s kinda messy, but it’s good. Try some.
Pee-drinking crap face!
Philips: Yeah, it’s easy when you’re playing with a bunch of rejects and a, fat kid, Rodriguez.
Benny: Shut your mouth, Philips.
Ham: What did you say?
Philips: I said you shouldn’t even be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez here, you’re all an insult to the game. Ham: Come on! We’ll take you right here, right now. Come on!
Philips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain’t good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
Ham: Watch it, jerk.
Philips: Shut up, idiot. Ham: Moron!
Philips: Scab eater! Ham: You mix your wheaties with your mamma’s toe jam! Philips: You bob for apples in the toilet…and you like it!
Ham: You play ball like a girl!
Philips: What did you say?
Ham: You heard me.
Philips: Tomorrow. Noon–at our field. Be there buffalo butt breath. Ham: Count on it!
Philips: Yeah, it’s easy when you’re playing with a bunch of rejects and a, fat kid, Rodriguez.
Benny: Shut your mouth, Philips.
Ham: What did you say?
Philips: I said you shouldn’t even be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez here, you’re all an insult to the game.
Ham: Come on! We’ll take you right here, right now. Come on!
Philips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain’t good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
PHILLIPS: BE THERE BUFFALO BUTT BREATH!
HAM: COUNT ON IT PEA DRINKING CRAP FACE!
Phillips:Except for Rodriguez, you’re all an insult to the game.
Benny:Shut your mouth Phillips!!
PLAYYYYYY BALLL!!!!!!!!!!
Please catch it! Please catch it!
POOL HONYES!
Porter: Hey is that your sister out there in left field?…Naked?…She’s naked ya’ know. Pillups: Shut up, Porter! Porter: Hey, hey, hey! I’m just traying to have a friendly conversation… C’mon… Think she’ll go out with me?
The Sandlot
Elton *Ham* Porter
put
it
dwon
carful
Run around get dirty, get into trouble for crying out loud. Now how many mother’s say that to their son?
Smalls-well none mothers i guess
Sandlot. Shortcut. This way guys!
She keeps oiling. And lotioning. And oiling. That’s it! I can’t take it anymore!
She keeps oiling. And oiling. And oiling. That’s it! I can’t take it anymore!
Smalls, are you gonna tell me that you went home, and swiped a ball that was signed by BABE RUTH, and you brought it out here and actually played with it?!? (and actually played with it?!)
smalls-whos is he? hes the greatest baseball player that ever lived! tommy-yea the greatest basebal player that ever lived! hes he the great banbino tommy- yea the great– SHUT UP TOMMY!!
SMALLS: Don’t be a goofus.. don’t be a goofus.. DON’T BE A GOOFUS!!
Smalls: I thought you said The Great Bambi.
Ham: That wimpy deer?
SMALLS: what’s back there?
BENNY: it’s the beast
Smalls:Even my mom, a grown up GIRL knew who Babe Ruth was.
Smalls:Hey guys, I got it, why don’t we just go up and knock on the door and ask Mr. Myrtle for the ball i’m sure….(Squints intterupts)Are you crazy? Mr. Myrtle’s the meanest old man that ever lived. He’s the one that made the beast eat that kid. It’s not an option, Forget about it
Smalls:I dunno. Some lady gave it to him. She signed her name. Some lady named Ruth. Babe Ruth?
All: BABE RUTH!?!?! AHHHH!?!?
Smalls: Yeah! Who is She?
Squints: What? What!?
Squints was pervin a dish.
Squints was pervin’ a dish
Squints- you got it. Haul it up!
Squints: The kid’s a square. An L-7 weinie!
Ya-Ya: Ya, ya Oscar Meyer even. Footlong!
Squints: If you wern’t thinking you wouldn’t have thought that.
Squints: You never heard of the Sultan of Swat…
Kenny: …the Titan of Terror…
Timmy: …the Colossus of Clout…
Tommy: …the Colossus of Clout…
Benny: …the King of Crash, man.
squints:farther. ffaaarrrttthhheerrrr. just a lil bit farther.you got it!
Squints:Listen to me Smalls. This is a matter between life and death. Where did your old man get that ball?
That’s the day I got us into the biggest pickle of our lives…
the baest
the beast killed 120…143 guys!
THE BEAST!!
the kids a square benny! an L, 7 weenie! oscar meyer even… footlong.. dodger dog.. A WEENIE!
The king of kings, the great bamboni!
The Legend of the Beast goes back a long time…before any of us could even pick up a baseball, back to a place called Myrtle’s acres. It all started, um, about 20 years ago. Thieves kept stealing stuff from Myrtle’s acres junkyard. So Mr. Myrtle the guy who ran the place, got him this new pup from the dogpound. He fed him whole sides of beef and turned the pup loose in the junkyard, and the pup was greatful. And so, after a few weeks the pup grew into the Beast, and he grew big and he grew mean. So he could protect the junkyard with only one thing on his mind KILL EVERYONE THAT BROKE IN. And he did, and he liked it. The Police started getting phone calls reporting the missing thieves, the one’s the beast had killed. It added up to about 120..173 guys. The beast was to good at his job. My grandfather, Squidman Paladoris was police chief back then, and he ordered Mr. Myrtle to turn his backyard into a fortress and keep the beast chained up under the house so he couldn’t get out to eat children and stuff. Because Mr. Myrtle asked until how long he had to keep the Beast chained up, he (Paladoris) said until ‘Forever’, ‘Forever’, ‘Forever’. And so there he sits till jimmey the time he can break free, ’til jimmy the time he can get loose and run free again. Ham:Anything that goes over that fence, stays there.Becomes a property of the Beast until ‘Forever’
The legend of the beast…Goes bakc a loooong time, before any of us could ever pick up a baseball.
the pipe. its PINCHED shut.
THE POOL HONEYS!
they had NINE kids and they still own Johnson’s drug store to this day.
This is my heater. I dare you to hit it.
this isn’t tennis. gimmee somethin I can hit!
This summer he helped me get out of the biggest PICKLE i’d ever been in.
this’ll just buy us some time, ya dorks!
Wait for it….Wait for it. You got it! Pull it in!
We’ll take you right here right now. Phillips: We play on a real diamond porter!
Wendy Peppercorn
whats that you say crap face?!
Where have you guys been? We’ve been waitin’ here forever already
Ahh Squints was pervin’ a dish
No I wasn’t
Yeah, yeah you wer, your tongue was hangin’ out and you was swoonin’ ooh wendy preffercorn, my darling!
I said, shut up! I’ve got a lot of things on my mind
YA YA IT GIVES YOU TONS OF ENERGY
YA YA TONS OF ENERGY
Ya Ya you were, your tounge was hanging out and you was panting.
Oh wendy peppercorn, my darling hunnybunch!
Ya Ya: AWW…Squints was perv in a dish
YayYay!
yea yea: Man! he looks pretty crappy. Bertrum: he looks like a dead fish!(after squince kisses the lifeguard)Timmy: Man! hes in deep SHIT !!
Yeah yeah: Yeah, yeah, oscar myer even, foot long, dodger dog, a weanieee! Oohhhh!
Benny: What are you laughing at Yeah Yeah? You run like a duck.
Yeah yeah: Kay kay but I’m…I’m– Benny: Part of the game, right?
Yeah yeah: Mmm, yeah.
Benny: So how come he don’t get to be?
Others: Cause he’s the geek, man, he can’t catch.
Benny: Man, base up you blockheads!
yeah, yeah, what planet are you from?
Yeah-yeah: He was swoonin.
Yeahyeah: Wendy Peffercorn, my darling lover girl!
yeahyeah:yeah yeah too cool
You bob for apples in the toilet, and you like it!
YOU BOB FOR APPLES IN THE TOILET.
AND YOU LIKE IT!!!
You play BASEBALL LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you make weenies with your mama’s toe-jam!
YOU MEAN THATS THE SAME GUY?!?!?!
you mix your wheaties with your momas toe jam
You play ball like a GIRL!
You play ball like a girl!!
You play ball like a girl!!!
You roast your weenies in you momma’s toe jam!
You think too much. I bet you get straight A’s and shit.
You’re killin’ me Smalls!
You’re killing me Smalls!
you’re killing me smalls! these are smores stuff, pay attention, first you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham, then you roast the mallow, when the mallow’s flamin, you stick it on the chocolate, then you cover it with the other end, then you stuff, kinda messy, but good
You’re killing me Smalls! You’re killing me!
You’re killing me smalls.
Your killin me Heidi Halls!!!
your killin me smalls
Your killing me smalls
YOUR KILLING ME SMALLS!!!!!
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