Movie Quotes from Ruthless People: Quotes from the movie Ruthless People
(phone rings) Hello…Debbie? Yeah, Debbie is here whose this?…Well Ralph, Debbie can’t come to the phone right now my dick’s in her mouth. How ’bout I have her call you back when I’m done!
–Are you scared?
–Scared? Hell, no. I’m looking forward to it. My only regret, Carol, is that the plan isn’t more violent.
1)GIVE THE BAG TO BOZO, DROP THE GUN, AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR.
2) Who said that?!
1) IT’S THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.
3) This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.
1) NO! WE’RE THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION!
1)What’s the hold up, anyway?
2) Well, we asked Sam for $500,000 ransom.
1) That should be no problem.
2) He wouldn’t pay. Then we asked for $100,000. He still wouldn’t pay. So now we’re lowering our price to $50,000.
1) I’m being marked down? [Starts crying] Oh, God, I’ve been kidnapped by K-Mart!
Barbara: Oh, hello. Are you a friend of Ken and Sandy’s? Bedroom Killer: You look like my mother….I hate my mother !!!
I had to live with that squealing, corpulent little toad all these years. God, I hate that woman. I– I– I hate the way she licks stamps! I hate her furniture! And I hate that little sound she makes when she sleeps.
i hate her so much…i hate the way she licks stamps!
I was kidnapped by K-Mart!!!
If I look like his mother and you look like his father, then this is what our son would look like… It’s a pretty strong argument for birth control.
Jesus christ! It smells like a toilet in here!
Oh my God! I’ve been kidnapped by Huey and Dewey!
Oh, you’d be surprised of the quality and quantity of information that a lit cigarette can provide.
P1: What the hell is going on here?! P2: I’m robbing you!
So, if I look like his mother and you look like his father, this is what our son would look like. Pretty strong argument for birth control.
They pulled the plug on him. He wheezed and shook for about an hour and then… he stabilized. That son-of-a-bitch just got older and sicker, and older and sicker, AND OLDER AND SICKER…!
This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.
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