Movie Quotes from Rules of Attraction, The: Quotes from the movie Rules of Attraction, The

(1) Richard how;s school? (2)It sucks cooooock!!

1) Harry’s gone bye-bye. Harry’s gone to the big bye-bye. He’s got his name in the papers on the back side. It’s “’toe-tag time’ in Teenville” tonight. Again. 2) Teenville? 1) You should’ve just said no, Harry. 3) I’m not dead, am I? 2) Yes, you are! Shut up! 1) Actually, you don’t have a pulse. I think you’re dead. If you let me run a few tests, I could probably prove it. 2) No! You’ve got a malpractice suit! 1) Harry is dead. 2) You don’t know what you’re talking about! 3) Seriously. Am I dead? 1) A few tests on Harry, I’m sure I could prove he’s dead. 2) No! *Leaves with Harry* 1) I must insist you bring back you friend’s corpse for me to do some tests.

1) I leave you alone for 5 minutes and you’re drinking! 2) Drunk. I am drunk.

1) Well, then – Dick, how is school? 2) It sucks coooooock. Yeah it does. 1) And what classes are you taking…Dick? 2) Gang Bang 101, Freebase Tutorial, and Oral Sex Workshop.

1) Could we stop at a Circle K and get some cigarettes? 2) I remind you we have somebody OD’ing back here. 1) He’s not OD’ing. He’s a freshman, freshmen don’t OD.

Lara: Do the math. If a condom is 98% safe, and he wears two, then you’re 196% safe. That is a much better percentage than the pill can offer. Lauren: I don’t think it works that way, Lara. Abstinence is 100% safe, which is less of a percentage than– Lara: Whatever. I don’t care. I don’t major in math.

Paul: He’s not throwing up. Raymond: Then what do you call that ccchhh sound, huh?

a great numb feelin washes over me as i let go of the past and look forward to the future

And what classes are you taking Dick?
Hmmmm, Gangbang 101, Free Base Tutorial, and Oral Sex Workshop

got you. youre mine now for the rest of the day, week, month, year, life. do you know who i am yet? sometimes i think you might.

I actually had my eye on someone else that night… Victor, a drama major just back from europe, only a little gay light blond hair and a great body and these amazing gray eyes. But Victor was fucking my room mate Laura, she gave him mono before he dumped her Im told later, after I left Camden she got really drunk and went wandering through Windem house and did the whole football team. Shes now married to a senator and has 4 kids. How time sorts things.

I did it with her cause im in love with you

I didn’t know where I was going, some place unoccupied
I hoped, at first I thought there were things about
her I would never forget, But in the end all I could
think about was…

i need you like i need an asshole on my elbow right there (points to his elbow) an ASSHOLE!!!

I need you like I need another asshole on my elbow…MY ELBOW!!

I no long know who I am…and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger.

I no longer know who I am. I feel like the ghost of a total stranger

I pretend to be a vampire. I don’t really need to pretend because that’s who I am, an emotional vampire. I’ve just come to expect it – that vampires are real, that I was born this way, that I feed off of other people’s real emotions. I search for this night’s prey. Who will it be?

I slept with her because im in love with you

I sneak into the guiness factory and steal some hops that are so good my dick goes hard.

If she doesn’t come then forget it. Fucking a girl who won’t come is like asking a question in a letter.

If she doesn’t cum then forget it. Fucking a girl who won’t cum is like asking a question in a letter.

It sucks cock

It’s a story that might bore you but you don’t have to listen because I always knew it was going to be like that.

leave da poor boy alone before e piss im panty

Like bad poetry and then what?

Mmm… ciggie!

Nobody will ever really know anybody, you’ll never really know me. Deal with it…Rock and Roll!

Noone will ever know anyone.

oops, rusty pipes!

Paul Denton: I liked Sean because he looked, well, slutty. A boy who’d been around. A boy who couldn’t remember if he was Catholic or not.

Paul: Do you have any E?
Freshmen: That shit makes your spinle fluids run backwards.

Since when does fucking somebody else, mean that I am not faithful to YOU!

So how is school Dick? It sucks cooooooooooooooock!

well fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you!!!! and fuck you! and fuck you pretty boooooooy!!! and fuck you all very much!!! im outta here…..have a good one!

You wanna know what I think? I think you’re a rich motherfuckin’ motherfucker who owes me a shitload of motherfuckin’ cash!

you want some coke? sure then buy some of your own bitch and go fetch me my money

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