If only we were amongst friends- or sane persons.
You’ve got to chose between me and Rocky- so named for the rocks in his head!
‘t-t-t-t-touch me, i want to be dirty, t-t-t-t-touch me, creature of the night’–janet
‘you got caught with a flat, well, how ’bout that?’–frank
(Audience: Hey Frank, how’s your backhand?) 1. How did it HAPPEN?! I understood you were to be watching him! 2. I was only away for a minute, Master. 1. Well, see if you can find him on the MONITOR!
(Frank) I have discovered the secret… To Life!!!! Itself!!!!
(Frank)Your apple pie, don’t taste too nice, you’d better wise up, build your thighs up!
(Gong) MASTER, DINNER IS PREPARED!!!
(janet)–‘and if anything grows,(giggle)while you pose, i’ll oil you up and rub you down'(magenta and columbia)–‘down, down, down'(janet)– ‘and thats just one small fraction of the main attraction, i’ve got an itch to scratch, and i need action’
(knocking on door). 1. Who is it? Who’s there? 2. It’s only me, Janet. 1. Brad, darling, come in…Oh, Brad. Yes, my darling, but what if…? 2. It’s all right, Janet. Everything’s going to be all right. 1. I hope so, darling…OH, OH, OH! IT’S YOU! 3. I’m afraid so, Janet, but isn’t it nice?
(singing)Janet-Oh, Brad. Brad-Oh, dammit. Janet-I’m mad. Brad-Oh, Janet.
(singing)Well, you got caught with a flat? Well, how about that?
(The dinner scene) 1. we came here to discuss Eddie 2.Eddie?! 3. That’s is a rather tender subject another slice anyone 4. No thank you
(When they first arrive) 1. Hello 2.Hi. I’m Brad Majors and this is my fianc’e Janet Weiss. Could we use your phone? 1. You’re wet 3. yes it’s raining.
1 (Frank). Well, really! That’s no way to behave on your first day out…but since you are such an exceptional beauty, I’m prepared to forgive you. 2 (Riff Raff). He’s a credit to your genius, Master. 1 (Frank). Yes. 3 (Magenta). A triumph of your vill. 1 (Frank). Yes. 4 (Columbia). He’s okay! 1 (Frank). Okay? OKAY!? I think we can do better than that! Come on. Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him? 5 (Janet). Well, I-I don’t like men with too many muscles. 1 (Frank). I didn’t make him for YOU! (Janet gasps, some Transylvanians laugh). He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval!
1 (Frank). Well, really! That’s no way to behave on your first day out (AP: Of the closet!)…but since you are such an exceptional beauty, I’m prepared to (AP: Fuck! in place of forgive) you. 2 (Riff Raff). He’s a credit to your genius, Master. 1 (Frank). Yes. 3 (Magenta). A triumph of your vill. 1 (Frank). Yes. 4 (Columbia). He’s okay! (AP: Wrong answer!) 1 (Frank). Okay? OKAY!? ::smacks the tank:: (AP: Nobody puts their tits on my tank and gets away with it!!)I think we can do better than that! Come on. Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him? (AP: Tap tap tap snort!), 5 (Janet). (AP: Lie Janet!) Well, I-I don’t like men with too many muscles. (AP: Just one big one!) 1 (Frank). I didn’t make him for YOU! (AP: BITCH!) (Janet gasps, some Transylvanians laugh). He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval!
1) Dr. Scott.
2) Janet!
3) Dr. Scott!
1) Janet!
3) Brad!
4) Rocky!
2) Janet!
3) Dr. Scott!
1) Janet!
3) Brad!
4) Rocky!
2) Janet!
3) Dr. Scott!
1) Janet!
3) Brad!
4) Rocky!
4) Listen…I made you…and I can break you just as easily.
1. Brad, darling, it’s no good here. It’ll destroy us. 2. Don’t worry, Janet, we’ll be away from here in the morning. 1. Oh, Brad, you’re so strong and protectve. 1. You! 3. I’m afraid, so, Brad, but isn’t it NICE?
1. Don’t get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard. 2. You’re a hot dog, but you’d better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter. (Turned into a statue). 3. You’re a hot dog, but you’d better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter (turned into a statue). 4. You’re a hot dog–(turned into a statue).
1. Don’t play games, Dr. Scott. You know perfectly well what Brad Majors is doing here. It was all part of your plan, was it not, that he and his…female should check the layout for you? Well, unfortunately for you all, the plans are to be changed. I hope you’re adaptable, Dr. Scott. I know Brad is. 2. I can assure you that Brad’s presence here comes as a complete surprise to me. I came here to find Eddie. 3. Eddie? I’ve seen– 1. Eddie? What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott? 2. I happen to know a great deal about a lot, you see. You see, Eddie happens to be my nephew.
1. Go on, Dr. Scott, or should I say, Dr. Von Scott? 2. Just what exactly are you implying? 3. That’s all right. 2. But, Dr. Scott…3. That’s all right, Brad.
1. Hello. 2. Hi. My name’s Brad Majors. (Audience: Asshole!) This is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you could help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a telephone we could use? 1. You’re wet. 3. Yes, it’s raining. 2. Yes. 1. Yes. (A rumble of thunder is heard). I think perhaps you’d better both come inside. 3. You’re too kind.
1. How sentimental. 2. And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said that we were to return to Transylvania, I only referred to Magenta and myself. You see, you are to remain here. In spirit, anyway.
1. It’s not easy having a good time. (AP line: Try Disneyland). Even smiling makes my face ache, and my children turn on me. Rocky’s behaving just the way that Eddie did. Do you think I made a mistake, splitting his brain between the two of them? 2. I grow veary of this vorld! Vhen shall ve return to Transylvania, huh? 1. Magenta, I am indeed grateful to you and your brother, Riff Raff. You have both served me well. Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded. You will discover that when the mood takes me, I can be quite generous. 2. I ask for nothing…master. 1. And you shall receive it…IN ABUNDANCE! Come, we are ready for the floor show.
1. Our noble mission is almost completed, my most…beautiful sister, and soon we shall return to the moon-drenched shores of our…beloved planet. 2. Sweet Transsexual, land of night. To sing and dance once more to your dark refrain…to take that…step to the right. 1. But it’s the pelvic thrust (the Transylvanian chorus sings ‘That really drives you insane’). 2. …and our vorld vill do the Time Varp again!
1. What’s the matter, Brad darling? 2. Hmmm…We must’ve taken the wrong fork a few miles back. 1. But then, where did that motorcyclist come from? (Audience: Damned if I know)
1. You tricke me! I wouldn’t have…Never! Never! 2. Yes, I know, but it isn’t all that bad, is it? In fact, I really find it quite pleasurable.
1. You! 2. I’m afraid so, Brad, but isn’t it NICE? 1. Why you…what have you done with Janet? 1. Nothing. (Audience: Liar! We saw you!) Why? Do you think I should? 1. You tricked me! I wouldn’t have…Never, never! 2. Yes, I know, but it isn’t all bad is it? I think she really quite enjoys it. 1. Stop it, stop it! 2. So soft…sensual… 1. Ohhh…Janet. JANET! 2. Shhh….Janet’s probably asleep by now. Do you want her to see you like THIS? 1. Like this? Like how? It’s your fault. I thought it was the real thing. 2. Oh, come on, Brad. Admit it. You liked it, didn’t you? There’s no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure. Brad? We’ve wasted so much time already. Janet needn’t know. I won’t tell her. 1. As long as you don’t tell. 2. On my mother’s grave… 3. Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished. The new playmate is loose, and somewhere in the castle grounds. Magenta has just released the dogs. 2. Hmmm? Coming!
1. You’ve killed them. 2. But I thought you liked them, they liked you. 3. They didn’t like me. They never liked me.
1. Brad, I’m frightened! What kind of a place is this? 2. Uhh…it’s probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich wierdos.
1. Hi. My name’s Brad Majors and this is my fiance Janet Viess. 2. Weiss.
3. You’re wet. 2. Yes. It’s raining. 3. I think perhaps you’d both better come inside.
1. JANET! 2. Shhh Brad! Janet’s probably asleep by now. Do you want her to wake up and see you like this!
1. my feet! i can’t move my feet! 2. my veels!my god, i can’t move my veels!
3. it’s as if we’re glued to the spot! 4. you ARE! So quake with fear you tiny fools!
1.WE’RE TRAPPED! 4. It’s something you’ll get used to. a mental mindfuck can be nice.
1. What have you done with Janet! 2. Why, nothing. Why, do you think I should?
1. you won’t find earth people quite the easy mark you imagined, Frank. This machine- it is I suppose, some sort of audio vibratory, sonic molecular transport device? 2. YOU MEAN-
1. Yes Brad. It’s something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and projecting itself through space and who knows- perhaps even time itself!
3. YOU MEAN- HE’S GONNA SEND US TO ANOTHER PLANET? 4. Planet Shmanet Janet. You better wise up Janet Weiss, you better wise up, build your thighs up. 5. And then she cried out…
3. SSSTTTOOOOPPPP!
1. You’re a hot dog and you better not try to her, Frank- fur-ter!
2. You’re a hot dod and you better not try to hurt her, Frank-fur-ter!
3.You’re a hot dog!
1. You’ve killed them! 2. But I thought you liked them… they liked you… 3. THEY DIDN’T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!!
1.do you have any tatoos, brad? 2. certainly not 1.and how about you?
3. (giggles)
1.Some people would give their right arm for the privelege!
2. People like you I suppose.
1. Ha! I’ve seen it!
1.You mean she? 2.Uh huh.
1: i was feeling on end… couldnt win.. ive ever only kissed b4… 2: u mean shes? 3: uh-huh 1: i thought theres no use getting into heavy petting.. it only leads to trouble and.. seat wetting.. so all i want to know.. is how to goooo ive tasted blood adn i want more 2&3: more more more 4: …idk… and i need action!! toucha toucha toucha touch me!!! i wanna be diiiirty!! throw me chill me fullfill me.. creature of the night!!
1: You’re wet. 2: Yes! … It’s raining. 3: Yes. 1: …Yes.
1:I don’t like men with too many muscles. 2:I didn’t make him for you…
A mental mind fuck can be nice.
Amental mind fuck can be nice
An hour ago she was just plain old Betty Monroe, and now she’s Mrs.
Ralph Hapshatt.
And crawling on the planet’s face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time and lost in space, and meaning.
And crawling on the planet’s face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space…and meaning.
And I really got hot
When I saw Janette Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes
Gave him the runes
And now, Frank N Furter, your time has come. Say goodbye to all of
this, and hello… to oblivion!
And what charming underclothes you both have.
B-What have you done with Janet? F-Nothing why, do you think I should?
Because I’ve seen blue skies, through the tears in my eyes. And I realize, I’m going home.
Brad, I’m mad, for you too!
Brad: Hey Janet. Janet: Yes Brad? Brad: I’ve got something to say. Janet: Uh huh? Brad: I really love the…skillfull way…you beat the other girls…to the brides bouquet. Janet: Oh Brad! Brad: The river was deep but i swam it (Janet). The future is ours so let’s plan it (Janet). So please, don’t tell me to cannit (Janet). I have one thing to say and that’s dammit, Janet, I love you.
Brad: Janet Janet: yes Brad: I’ve got something to say, I really love the skillful way, You beat the other girls, To the brides bouquet! Janet: Oh .. Oh Brad
Brad: Let them continue their celebration
Janet: This isn’t the junior chamber of commerce brad!
Columbia: It was great when it all began…I was a regular Frankie Fan, but it was over when he had the plan to start-a-workin on a muscle man. Now the only thing that gives me hope, is my love of a certain dope. Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from-a-trouble an’ pain.
Columbia:ur very lucky to be invited up to Frank’s laborotry. Some people would give their right arm for the privledge.
Brad: people like you?
Columbia:HA! i’ve seen it!
dammit janet i love you
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit. Janet.
Dammit. Janet. I love you.
Darkness must flow down the river of night’s dreaming. Flow morphia flow and let the sun and light come streaming into my LLLIIIFFFEE, into my LLIIFFEE!
Don’t Dream it, Be it!
Don’t dream it, be it. ~Frank N Furter
Don’t dream it. Be it.
Don’t dream it…be it!
Dr. Frank N. Furter: Well you got with a flat, well, how about that? Well, babies, don’t you panic. By the light of the night, it’ll seem alright. I’ll get you a satanic mechanic. I’m just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Translyvania!
DR. SCOTT: Ach! We’ve got to get out of this trap before this decadence saps our wills! I’ve got to be strong and try to hang on, or else my mind may well snap, and my life will be lived…(sings) for the THRIIIIIIIIIILS!
BRAD: It’s beyond me! Help me, Mommy! (COLUMBIA French-kisses him)
JANET: God bless Lili St. Cyr!
DR. SCOTT: But he must’ve been drawn…into something…..Making him warn..me in a note which reads:
ALL: What’s it say? What’s it say?
EDDIE’S VOICE: I’m outa my head!….Oh, hurry, or I may be dead!..They mustn’t carry out their evil deeds! YAAAAAAHHH!!!
dr.scott:JANET! janet:DR.SCOTT! brad:JANET! janet:BRAD! frank furter:ROCKY! dr.scott:JANET! janet:DR.SCOTT! brad:JANET! janet:BRAD!frank furter:ROCKY! dr.scott:JANET! janet:DR.SCOTT! brad:JANET!janet:BRAD!frank furter:ROCKY!
Eddie: Whatever happened to Saturday night, when your at the job and you feel alright…
EDDIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even smiling makes my face ache
Even smiling makes my face ache.
Every loved shoved him. I very nearly loved him. I said, ‘Hey, listen to me. Stay sane inside in sanity’, but he locked the door, and threw away the key.
Everybody shoved him. I very nearly loved him. I said, ‘Hey, listen to me. Stay sane inside insanity’, but he locked the door and threw away the key.
F: How’d you do? I see you’ve met my faithful handyman. He’s just a little brought down..you see, when you knocked, he thought you were the Candyman. Don’t get strung out by the way I look. Can’t judge a book by its cover. I’m not much of a man by the light of day, buyt by night I’m one hell of a lover. I’m just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania. Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound. You look like you’re both pretty groovy. Or if you want something visual…that’s not too abysmal. We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. B: I’m glad we caught you at home. Can we use your phone? You see, we’re both in a bit of a hurry. J: Right! B: We’ll just stay where we are, then head back to the car. B&J: We don’t want to be any worry. F: Well, you caught caught with a flat. Well, how ’bout that. Well babies, don’t you panic. By the light of the night, it’ll all be all right. I’ll get you a satanic mechanic. I’m just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania. Why don’t you stay for the night (R:Night) Or maybe a bite (C: Bite) I’ll show you my favorite obsession. I’ve been making a man, with blonde hair and a tan, and he’s good for releiving my..tension. I’m just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania. Hey, heh! I’m just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania. So, come on down to the lab and see what’s on the slab. I see you shiver with antici….pation! But maybe the rain isn’t really to blame. So, I’ll remove the cause….but not the symptoms!
Food has always played a vital role in life’s rituals. The breaking of bread, the last meal of a condemned man, and now this meal, however informal it may appear, you can be sure that there was very little bon ami.
Frank-N-Furter, it’s all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyles too extreme. I’m your new commander, you are now my prisoner. We return to Transylvania. Prepare the transit beam.
Frank-What a guy. Janet-Makes you cry. Dr. Scott-Unt, I did.
FRANK: (to Janet) It’s something you’ll get used to. A mental mind fuck can be nice!
FRANK: And what charming undrclothes you both have. (Gives them two smocks) Here, put these on. they’ll make you fell less, um… [AUDIENCE: Fuckable?]…vulnerable. [AUDIENCE: Same thing!] It’s not often we recieve guests, let alone offer them hospitality.
BRAD: Hospitality?! All we wanted to do was use your telephone, goddammit, a simple request which you chose to ignore!
JANET: Brad, don’t be ungrateful!
BRAD: (yanks off his glasses) UNGRATEFUL?!
FRANK: How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So…[AUDIENCE: Big!]…dominant. You must be awfully proud of him, Janet.
JANET: Well, yes, I am.
FRANK: Do you have any tattoos, Brad?
BRAD: Certainly not!
FRANK: Oh. Well, how about you? [AUDIENCE: (as JANET laughs) Show him the battleship, Janet!]
RIFF RAFF: Everything is ready, master. We merely await your word.
(FRANK goes to the microphone)
[AUDIENCE: Hey Frank, when’s the orgy?]
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure.
He left a note, (what’s it say, what’s it say?)I’m outta my head! Oh Hurry, for I may be dead! They mussn’t carry out their evil deed!
Here’s the ring to prove that I’m no joker. There’s three ways that lo-ove can grow. And that’s good, bad, or mediochere, (oh) J-A-N-E-T- I love you so-o-o
HES LUCKY, SHES LUCKY, IM LUCKY, WERE ALL LUCKY, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you could help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road… do you have a phone we might use?
Hmm, thats a rather tender subject, wouldnt you say?
How d’you do I, see you’ve met my, faithful, handyman…He’s a little brought down because when you knocked, he thought you were the, Candyman…
How do you do I see you’ve met my faithful handy man, he was a little brought down because when you knocked he thought you were the candy man, don’t get strung out by the way I look, don’t judge a book by it’s cover, I’m not much of a man by the light of the day but by night I’m one hell of lover…..I’m just a sweet transvestite from transexual transylvania…
How do you do I see you’ve met my faithful handyman. He’s just a bit brought down because, when you knocked he thought you were the candyman
How do you do I…see you’ve met my…faithful handy man. He’s just a little broad dime because…when you knocked…he thought you were the..candyman. Don’t get strung out..by the way I look. Don’t judge a book by it’s coooveeeer. I’m not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I’m one hell of a loooveeer! I’m just a sweet transvestite…from Transexual, Transylvania!
How sentimental!
I didn’t make him for YOU!
I didn’t make him for YOU! (Janet gasps, some Transylvanians laugh). He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval! (Audience: And he didn’t even take the lessons, whatever the hell that means).
I grow weary of this world. . .WHEN DO WE GO BACK TO TRANSYLVANIA!?
I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as president, I must put the interests of America first. America needs a
full-time president, and a full-time Congress…
I knew Leo G. Carol was over a barrel when tarantula took to the hills.
And I really got hot when I saw Janet Scott fight a triphod that spits poison and kills.
I would like, ah, if I may, …to take you on a strange journey. It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors and his fiancee Janet Weiss, two young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Denton that late November evening, to visit a Dr. Everett Scott, ex-tutor, and
now friend to both of them. It’s true there were dark storm clouds, heavy, black, and pendulous, towards which they were driving. It’s true, also, that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air, but, uh, they being normal kids and, on a night night out… well, they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening, were they?… On a night out… it was a night out they were going to remember… for a very long time.
I would like, if i may, to take you on a strange journey.
I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey. It seemed a fairly ordinary night when two young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Denton to visit a Dr. Everett Scott; ex tutor and now a friend of both of them.
I’ll tell you once. I won’t tell you twice. You better wise up Janet Weise. Your apple pie don’t
taste too nice!
I’m cold and I’m wet and just plained scared
I’m coming with you! Besides darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman and you might never come back
I’m glad we caught you at home, can we use you phone, were both in a bit of a hurry. We’ll just say where we are and then go back to the car, we don’t want to be of any worry. Right.
I’m glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone? We’re both in a bit of a hurry. We’ll just, say where we are. Then go back to the car. We don’t want to be any worry.
I’m just 7 hours old, truly beautiful to behold, and somebody should
be told my libido hasn’t been controlled.
I’m just a sweet transvestite from transexual Transelvania
I’m just a sweet transvestite in transexual Transelvania-its part of a song
I’m not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I’m one hell of a lover
I’m sorry however if you found my words misleading.
I’m sorry Janet, but isn’t it nice?
im glad we cought you at hom my we use your phone were both in a bit of a hurry (right) well just say where we are then go back to the car we dont want to be any worry.
it was a mercy killing, really darling. He had a certain bit of charm but no MUSCLE!!!
It was great when it all began, I was a regular frankie fan, but it was over when he had the plan to start a workin on a muscle man.
It will make you shiver with antici…pation.
It’s all right, Janet.
It’s astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I’ve got to keep control
It’s hard having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache
It’s just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hip and bring your knees in tight. But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. Let’s do the time-warp again.
It’s just a jump to the left. Then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips, put your knees in tight, And it’s a pelvic thrust..it’s just a jump to the left.
it’s just a jump to the right and then a step to the left, your hands on the hip
-let’s do the time hopp again
It’s just a junp to the left. And then a step to the riiiight! Put your hands on your hips, and bring your knees in tiiiight. Release a pelvic thrust…Let’s do the time warp again! Let’s do the time warp again!
it’s not easy having a good time, even smiling makes my face ache
It’s not easy having a good time, even smiling makes my face ache.
It’s not easy having a good time.
It’s not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.
It’s something you’ll get used to. A mental mind fuck can be nice!
Its probably just a hunting lodge for sick wierdos.
Janet! Brad! Dr. Scott! Rocky! (pause)
Janet!! Dr. Scott!! Janet!! Brad!! Rocky!! Janet!! Dr. Scott!! Janet!! Brad!! Rocky!! Janet!! Dr. Scott!! Janet!! Brad!! Rocky!!
Janet(singing): In the velvet darkness, on the blackest night, burning bright, there’s a guiding star. No matter what or who you are…
Janet, Brad, Dr. Scott, Rocky, Janet, Brad, Dr. Scott, Rocky
Janet- I feel released; bad times deceased. My confidence has increased; reality is here. The game has been disbanded. My mind has been expanded. It’s a gas that Frankie’s landed! His lust is so sincere.
JANET: Oh! OH, IT’S YOU!
FRANK: Yes, I’m afraid so, Janet. But isn’t it nice?!
JANET: Oh, you beast! You monster! What have you done with Brad?!
FRANK: Oh, well, nothing. (AUDIENCE: Yet!) Why? Do you think I should?
JANET: You tricked me! I wouldn’t have…! I’d never…!
FRANK: Yes, I know. But it isn’t all bad is it? I think you really find it quite…(KISS) pleasurable. (Kisses JANET)
JANET: Ohhh…stop! I mean help!
FRANK: So…soft….Sensual.
JANET: BRAD!
FRANK: Shhh. Brad’s probably asleep by now. You wouldn’t want him to wake up and see you like THIS! (Laughs)
JANET: LIKE THIS?! LIKE HOW!! It’s your fault! You’re to blame! I was aving myself.
FRANK: Look, I’m sure you’re not spent. Yet. Brad needn’t know. I won’t tell.
JANET: You promise not to tell Brad?
FRANK: Absolutely. Cross my heart and hope to die. (They get started)
JANET: Oh! OH, IT’S YOU!
FRANK: Yes, I’m afraid so, Janet. But isn’t it nice?!
JANET: Oh, you beast! You monster! What have you done with Brad?!
FRANK: Oh, well, nothing. (AUDIENCE: Yet!) Why? Do you think I should?
JANET: You tricked me! I wouldn’t have…! I’d never…!
FRANK: Yes, I know. But it isn’t all bad is it? I think you really find it quite…(KISS) pleasurable. (Kisses JANET)
JANET: Ohhh…stop! I mean help!
FRANK: So…soft….Sensual.
JANET: BRAD!
FRANK: Shhh. Brad’s probably asleep by now. You wouldn’t want him to wake up and see you like THIS! (Laughs)
JANET: LIKE THIS?! LIKE HOW!! It’s your fault! You’re to blame! I was saving myself.
FRANK: Look, I’m sure you’re not spent. Yet. Brad needn’t know. I won’t tell.
JANET: You promise not to tell Brad?
FRANK: Absolutely. Cross my heart and hope to die. (They get started)
Janet: Say something Brad: Any of u guys know how to Madison? Janet: Oh… Brad, let’s get out of here. Brad: For God sakes keep a grip on urself Janet Janet: But it seems so unhealthy here Brad: Its just a party, Janet Janet: Well I want to go Brad: We cant go newhere until I get a phone Janet: Well then ask the butler or someone Brad: Just a moment Janet, we dont want to interfere with their celebration Janet:This isnt the Junior chambre of commerce, Brad Brad: They’re probably foreigners w/ways different than our own. They may do some more fok dancing Janet: Look, Im cold, Im wet, and Im just plain scared Brad: I’m here, there’s nothing to worry about
Janet: What have you done to Brad?!
Frank: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?
Janice!, Brad!, Dr. Scott! Janice!, Brad!, Dr. Scott!
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Let’s get a picture. Close together now. The folks and then the grandparents. Yes,all the close family. Ahhh, hold that. Beautiful. And… smile! Congratulations!
Look, I’m cold, I’m wet, and I’m just plain scared!
Look, I’m cold, I’m wet, and I’m just plain scared!
Magenta- It’s so dreamy, oh, fantasy free me! So you can’t see me, no, not at all.
Magenta: Master, dinner is prepared!
Frank: Excellent. Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional.
Master! Master! We have a visitor!
My God! I can’t stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again…I loved you..do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I’ll
tell you: a big nothing. You’re like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I’ve had enough You’re gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named because of the rocks in his head.
Now there’s no use getting into heavy petting. It only leads to trouble and seat wetting.
Oh! If only we hadn’t made this journey. If only the car hadn’t broken down. If only we were amongst friends – or sane persons!
Oh, I can’t believe it. Just an hour ago she was plain old Betty Munroe. Now, now she’s Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt!
oh, sweet transelvania, land of night, to sing, and dance once more to you dark refraint, to take that, step to the right AHH but it’s the pelvic thrust (mild orgasm sound effects lol) *Background: like your going insaine* and our world WILL DO THE TIME WORP AGAIN!!!!!!
Riff Raff- You’re wet.
Janet- Yes…it’s raining.
Riff-Ohhhhhhhhhh. I think perhaps you’d better both, come inside…
RIFF RAFF: You’ve arrived on a rather special night. It’s one of the master’s affairs.
(AUDIENCE: Which one?)
JANET: Lucky him!
MAGENTA: He’s lucky, you’re lucky, I’m lucky, WE’RE ALL LUCKY! (Laughs, tosses RIFF RAFF the feather duster & the clock starts chiming)
say goodbye to all of this
Science fiction oooo, double feature. Dr. X could build a creature. See Androids fighting Brad and Janet. And Francis stars in Forbidden Planet who-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa at the late night double feature picture show, I wanna go o-o-o-o-o to the late night double feature picture show……who-o-o-o-o to the late night double feature picture show in the back roooow ah-o-o-o-o to the late night double feature picture show.
Singing: Tell us about it Janet!
Slowly. Slowly. It’s too nice a job to rush!
So come up to the lab. And see what’s on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici… pation!
But maybe the rain isn’t really to blame
So I’ll remove the cause, but not the symptom.
So, you got stuck with a flat. Well how ’bout that.
There are those who say that life is an illusion, and that reality is but a figment of the imagination.
There’s a light in the darkness of everybody’s life.
There’s no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure.
There’s something I have to tell you Janet… I really like the way you tripped the other girls on the brides buket
Tonight, my unconventional conventionists… you are about to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research… and paradise is to be mine! It was strange the way it happened… suddenly you get a break… whole pieces seem to fit into place, not a sign
of being.. what a fool! The answer was there all the time, it took a small accident to make it happen… AN ACCIDENT…
..and that’s how I discovered the secret, that elusive ingredient, that SPARK that is the breath of life… Yes, I have that knowledge… I hold the secret… to life… itself!
You see, you are fortunate for tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be BORN!
ttttttt touch me
We’ve gotta get out of this trap before this decadence zaps our wills.
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil’s eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let’s do the Time Warp again!
What’s going on?! Where’s Brad?! Where’s ANYBODY?!
You better wise up Janet Weiss, your apple pie don’t taste too nice.
You better wise up, Janet Weiss!
You’re a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her!
You’re a hotdog. But you’d better not try to hurt her. Frank Furter.
You’re lucky, he’s lucky, I’m lucky, WE’RE ALL LUCKY!!!
Your apple pie don’t taste too nice! You better wise up, Janet Wiess!
~Let’s do the time warp again, Let’s do the time warp again!
-It’s just a jump to the left
~And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-i-ght
-You put your hands on your hips
~You bring your knees in tight, and it’s a pelvic thru-uh-uh-ust, that really drives you ins-a-a-a-a-ane
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