(1)Did you see that movie, Night of the Living Dead?
(2)Is that the one where all the bodies come to life and start eating
all the people?
(1)Yeah, did you know that was based on a true story?
(1)Grrr! (2)Don’t fool around, you’re learnin’.
(1)Hey, Casey, do you like sex with death?
(2)Yeah, so fuck off and die.
(1)International treaty, all skeletons come from India.
(2)No kidding, how come?
(1)How the hell do I know how come? The important question is, where do they get all the skeletons with perfect teeth?
(1)So how come you know about it? (2)Typical Army fuckup, they got the orders crossed and shipped the bodies here.
(1)Watch your tongue boy if you like this job.
(2)Like this job?
(1)Why do you want to eat brains?
(2)To stop the pain.
(2)The pain of being dead!!!!! BRAINS, BRAINS, BRAINS!!!!!
(1)You have no pulse, your blood pressure’s zero-over-zero, you have no papillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees.
(2)Well, what does that mean?
(1)Well, it’s a puzzle because, technically, you’re not alive. Except you’re conscious, so we don’t know what it means.
(2)Are you saying we’re dead?
(3)Well, let’s not jump to conclusions.
(2)Are you saying we’re dead?!
(1)Obviously I didn’t mean you were really dead. Dead people don’t move around and talk.
..i can feel myself rot
1) What time does Freddy gets out? 2) Ten O’clock! 3) I ain’t sittin’ here two fucking hours!
1-Hardest thing to burn is the heart. 2-Why? 1-Cuz it’s just one big tough muscle.
1/_How do you kill something that’s already dead?
2/_Well, I don’t know, how do I know? Let me think!
3/_It’s not a bad question, Burt
1/_The brain! the brain!
2/_I hit the fucking brain!
Are you crazy?! Are you on PCP?!
Chuck, I never did like you. Oh, but God, hold me tight
Come in, dispatch. Send…more…paramedics.
Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?
FREDDY: Hey these things donâ€™t leak, do they?
FRANK: Leak! Hell, no. These things were made by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers!
Hand me the bone saw.
HELP ME BAR THE DOOR!!! stupid fuckers!!!!
Hey, somebody get some light over here, Trash is taking off her clothes again
How do you kill something that’s already dead?
How do you kill something that’s already dead?!
I try not too think about dying too much
I’ll bust it in the damn head!
Let’s get some light over here, Trash is taking her clothes off again!
Oh, we get a lotta orders for split dog.
Send more cops!!
Some big favour. I could operate that godamned thing.
Spooky – Fuck you man, fuck you all.
Trash – I like it Spooky.
Spooky – I mean I got something to say, yanno? What do you think this is all about; you think this is a fucking costume? This is a way of life!
Trash – Oh yes! Uh! Mm!
Spooky – Hey what’s wrong with you man? Show some fucking respect for the dead, will ya?
thats our friend the tarman got, over there.
There’s a hundred of those fuckas!
This way you stupid honky!!
Tina, I love you! but you have to let me eat your BRAINS!!!
Typical army fuck-up!
Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive
What do you think this is? a fuckin costume!? This is a way of life!
What if you can’t kill it, what if it won’t die? ARRGGHH!
What the hell are you doing with a bunch of rabid weasels?
Why do you want to eat brains?
To stop the pain.
The pain of being dead!!!!!
BRAINS, BRAINS, BRAINS!!!!!
 how do you kill something that is already dead?  that’s a good question.
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