#1- I love to see a fat guy score! #2- Why ? #1- Because look, you get a fat guy spike and then you get a fat guy dance !!!
–You know what the difference is between a winner and a loser?
–The score.
1) Fuck you, cockroach. 2) You’ll have to find your dick first, Shamu.
1. Aw shit! I forgot about the whole red shirt thing! This game’s confusin’ man! 2. Remember…RED means stop.. 1. Like the street light right? Get on up. 2. Naw you go ahead, I’m gonna lie here and collect my thoughts.. 1. Work shit out right?
1. Dont worry, we got this. Um, you all wanna put the car back? 2. This is none of your business. 3. Shane is our business. We are the guards and we protect our quarterback! (laughter from group)3. They think this is funny, these bozos, you got jokes? (points to a Porsche) That is your ride there, right? 2. Yeah. (1. fires bullets from gun into windshield.) 2. That is my windshield, you mother…1. Put the car back! 4. Son of a bitch! 3. Son-? Oh, I am a son of a bitch? Son of a bitch? Son of a bitch? (fires one bullet into the window)2. ALRIGHT! STOP! STOP!(to others) Come on, dammit, help me! 4. You are gonna pay for this! 3. No, I am not, stop messin with my man and that includes his ride.
1. I love to see a fat guy score? 2. Why? 1. Because, first you get the fat guy score, then you get the fat guy dance!
1. Looks like we all had some fun, didn’t we? 2.(sarcastically) Oh, you’re the man tonight, Clifford Franklin! 3. You were hiding behind the jukebox, were you? 1. At first, I admit I was afraid. Shit, I was petrified! 4. You were petrified? 1. As long as I can’t live without you by my side. 5. The Lord is by your side! 1. And I spent so many nights, thinkin how I could be wrong, and I grew strong… 6. You know I hate this damn song!
1. What I really wanna know is how the Chinaman can lose 700 pounds eating off this shit! 2. I’m Japanese, not Chinese! 1. You know I got an atlas, bitch!
1. Why me? 2. I look at you and I see two men, the man you are and the man you should be. Someday those two men will meet and it should make for one hell of a football player
1: I love to see a fat guy score [a touch-down]. 2: Why? 1: Because first you get a fat guy spike, then you get the fat guy dance.
1: That’ll do pig, that’ll do. 2: Hey screw you cockroach. 1: Have to find your dick first!
a: I don’t date football players. b: I don’t blame you….not even quarterbacks? a: especially not quarterbacks.
Ah, shit yeah, quicksand is a scary mutha man. First of all it sucks you right in and even if you scream you get all that muck in your mouth…
But what they didnt know-was that their lives would be changed forever-because they had been part of something great and greatness, no matter how brief, stays with a man. Every athlete dreams of a second chance. These men lived it.
california oranges texas cactus, we think ur team needs a little practice, put em in a high chair, feed them with a spoon, roll em up in toylet paper, and kick em to the moon!!
California oranges…Texas cactus…we think your team needs a little practice. Sit em’ in a high chair, feed em’ with a spoon. Roll em’ up in toilet paper…kick em’ to the mooon!
catchin’ a football for clifford robinson is like catchin’ a cold. clifford robinson is the only one cathin’ it,
clifford robinson is the only one comin’ down with it!
cheers bitch
chinese japanese, they are all the same. they are both ching cha wa!
Coach: Alright, I’m sure you’ve been briefed as to why you’re here. Coach McGinnty has requested your presence for the next five weeks, and the governor has been kind enough to oblige—
Dickerson: Nice watch.
Coach: Oh this? This watch doesn’t even work. Gears are all screwed up; it’s only right twice a day. . .heh heh. Ahem, well, no reason to stay here. . .all by ourselves. . .out of screaming distance. . .
Gentlemen…it has been an honor to share the field of battle with you.
Good job sumo boy, now get this thing off of me!
That’ll do pig, that’ll do.
Screw you cockroach!
You’ll have to find your dick first Shamu!
greatness, no matter how brief, stays with a man forever.
greatness, no matter how brief, stays with a man his whole life!
Greatness, no matter how brief, stays with a man.
Hey Falco ! You’re not even a has-been ! You’re a never-was !!!
Hey man…AT FIRST…I admit I was afraid. Shit, I was petrified. (FALCO: You were petrified?) Thinkin’ I could never live without you by my side. (COCHRAN: The Lord is by your side!) Have mercy. But then I spent so many nights, thinkin’ how you did me wrong, and I grew strong. (JACKSON: Man you know I hate this damn song!) And I learned how to get along…(rest of the song basically the same)
Holy… Look at that mamma jamma
i know your tired…and i know your hurting…and i wish i could say something that was classy and inspiraional…but that just wouldnt be our style
I look at you and I see two men. The man you are and the man you ought to be. Someday those two will meet. Should make for one hell of a football player!
I wish I could say something that was classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn’t be our style.
I’m going to take those people and put together a winning team. If nothing else, they should be fun to watch!!!
I’m not a Mick. I’m a bloody Welsh!
I’m talking about a team of poor nobodies who play to win – not a bunch of bitchy millionaires!
I’ve seen monkey-shit fights at the zoo that were more organized than this ! ! !
Im a son-of-a-bitch? Well ill be a son-of-a-bitch of my son-of-a-bitch!!(shoots drivers window)
In practice we don’t hit the fellow with the red shirts on.
In practice you don’t hit the fella with the red shirts on
Is lap dancing a style?
Jimmy my tight end is deaf
Kick ass Falco!
Kick ass on one…ready!
Leadership means nothing if a team doesnt believe in each other.
Let’s hear it for the quarterback, hey hey, ho ho. Can anyone play better? Say say, no no. Tackle…tackle…tackle…tackle…tack…tack…tack. Show them other boys what they lack…lack…lack. If I gave you a dollar you could keep most of the change, ’cause all I really want is a quarterback.
Let’s play football bitch
lets hear it for the quaterback..hey hey ho ho…can anyone play better…say say no no…tackle tackle tackle tackle tack tack tack…show those other boys what they lack lack lack…if you give i give you a dollar..you can keep the change cuz all i really wan is a quarterback!!
Man I look like I’ve just jacked off an elephant.
Nobody likes a quitter, Jimmy.
okay guys we can get back in this the whole team crossed. so there is no tomorrow for you. That makes you all very dangerous people!! (next play the team takes out everyone and the ref cant add the yards)
PAIN HEALS, CHICKS DIG SCARS, GLORY…LASTS FOREVER
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory, lasts forever…
Pain Heals…
Chic’s Dig Scars…
and Glory lasts forever…
Pain heals… Chicks dig scars… But glory lasts forever
Pain heels, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever.
Person 1: Is that yo’ ride? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: (Shoots the windshield 4 times) Person 3: Son of a Bi-ch Person 1: Oh! Oh! I’m a Son of a Bi-ch now (walks over and shoots the driver side window out.)
Quicksand
quicksand…. ok lets say your playing and you think everything is going fine until one thing goes wrong….. and then another and another but the harder you fight back the deeper you sink till you can’t move, can’t breathe because your in over your head like quicksand
Red means stop.
Scene– In the bar, falco about to leave but turns around…comentary comes on in the background… 1.) What do u do here pat? 2.) You go for it John, you have to. 1.) But Falco’s been shut down by this defence all afternoon. 1.) Well, I’ll tell you this, it only takes one move, one play to get everything rolling. 2.) And here goes Falco. (Falco kisses her) 1.) Falco SCORES, FALCO SCORES!..(shows a play in a game)
See the football is like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin the only one catching it, Clifford Franklin the only one coming down with it.
Slash em’, slash em’, cut em’ down. Smear their blood all over town. Punch em’, hit em’, make it last. Come on boys, let’s kick some ass.
so coach what do you need to get back into this game.
coach; heart alot of heart.
That-a-do Pig!
Thatis why girls don’t play that game.
The football is like a one man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin the only one catchin’ it, Clifford Franklin the only one comin’ down with it.
The truth is you guys have been given something that every athlete has dreamed of, a 2nd chance and your afraid of blowin it. But now our fear is shared and we can overcome it together.
There are some who will say that your accomplishments today will soon be forgotten, that your not real players, that this isnt a real team. That is bullshit because as of today you are all professional football players. You’re being paid to play and I want you to remember that because the men whose places you’ve taken forgot that a long time ago.
There’s a rule in sports. Don’t do anything great if you can’t handle the congratulations.
They all crossed this is your last game. There is no tomorrow for you and that makes you all very dangerous people!!
Think it over, you could be a part of something.
Think it over…You could be part of something.
what did you name her??~~phyxsius~~phyxsius, whats that mean??~~putting to flight
when the game is on the line
Why don’t you take a chance, rather than hang out here, scrapping crap off the bottom of someone else’s toys!
Why dont you take a chance?
Winners always want the ball-when the games on the line.
Yeah, listen to the Mick! I’m bloody Welsh!
You just hold it Shane-and I’ll kick the bloody piss out of it.
You know what separates the winners from the losers kid? ~The score. ~Getting back up on that horse after you’ve been kicked in the teeth.
You look like hell.
You went head to head with an 8 million dollar quarterback! Who the hell do you think was going to win?
You’re playing and you think everything is going fine, but then 1 thing goes wrong and another and another and you try to fight back, but the harder you fight, the deeper you sink. Til you cant move, cant breathe cause you’re in over your head. Like quicksand.
You…asshole.
Your partner knocked your head off.
~Why me? ~I look at you and see 2 men, the man you are and the man you oughtta be. Someday those 2 will meet. Should make for a helluva football player.
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