Movie Quotes from Relic, The: Quotes from the movie Relic, The

D’Agosta-As for places open to the public, we may have someone on our hands that makes Jeffery Dahmer look like a cub scout.

D’Agosta-As for places open to the public, we may have someone on our hands that makes Jeffrey Dahmer look like a cub scout.

Frock-The Kai tribe, Lt., believed that headaches were caused by sorcery. So, the Kinfolk of the headache victim would go off and murder the sorcerer. Then, the Kinfolk of the sorcerer would in turn kill the headache victim. I’m sure you can imagine how it turned out.
D’Agosta-How’s that?
Frock-Medical miracle. Everyone stopped having headaches.

He never shuts up.

It’s a misdemeanor. Decapitation seems a bit severe.

Let me ask ya’ somethin’. How the fuck does somebody get custody of a dog?

Matilda-Heard your Ex got custody of the dog.
D’Agosta-What? Is that on the goddam internet?
Matilda-Shouldn’t have been late on you Alpo payments.

Matilda-Lt. D’Agosta! 7 decapitations in one week. Don’t you just hate someone who takes head and never gives it?
D’Agosta-You’re bad, Matilda. Real bad.

This brain is light, even for a man.

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