‘Never let them see you sweat.’ That’s what Mr. Mayer always said –
or was it ‘Never let them see your ass?’
(1)What is wrong with your hair? (2) Oh, it’s the latest look in the rehab.
(Reads the card on a flower arrangement) Ahhh….they’re from the guy who pumped my stomach!!
–Can I ask you something personal?
–Sure, you mean asking me who I have sex with isn’t personal anymore?
What are you going to ask me, if I smoke?
–I have nothing to say.
–The same cannot be said for the rest of your family.
–So, how long have you known Suzanne?
–Oh, about a month. Seems like longer, though.
–I know what you mean. I’m her mother and it seems longer.
–You said you loved me.
–I meant it at the time.
–Well what is it, a viral love kind of a 24-hour thing?
-Do you remember my seventeenth birthday party when you lifted your skirt up in front of all those people?
-I did not lift my skirt, it twirled up! You only remember the bad stuff, don’t you? What about the big band I got to play at that party, do you remember that? No, you only remember that my skirt accidentally TWIRLED up!
-And you weren’t wearing any underwear.
-Well!
-I was such an awful mother…What if you had a mother like Joan Crawford or Lana Turner?
-These are the options? You, Joan or Lana?
1) Do you need blood or urine? 2) I think urine would be fine. 1) Well do you have a little cup I can put it in? 2) I think I’ll just have the nurse drop by…well it was really good to see you!
1) He can tell your sensitive by the contents of your stomach?
2) I’d have to be sensitive to need all that dope. I’m tempted to marry him so I can tell people how we met.
1) I do not like this particular side of you! 2) I’m not a box, I don’t have sides. This is it, one side fits all!
1). What about the bedroom scene? 2). If you have her on her back as the screen indicates…her boobs are going to go into her armpits!
1. I’m in it for the endolfin rush.
2. Endorphin.
1. Whatever.
Do you always talk in bumper stickers?
Doctor: Suzanne, we’re going to have to pump your stomach. Suzanne: Do I have to be there?
Has anyone ever told you that you smell like Catalina?
How many 120-year-old women do you know?
I am so glad that I got sober now so I can be hyper-conscious for this
series of humilations.
I don’t want my life to imitate art. I want my life to be art.
Instant gratification takes too long.
It’s like Mr. Mayer used to say: Never let ’em see you ache… or was it ass? Never let ’em see your ass…
My skirt TWIRLLED up!
Oh… are you black?
Relax. They’re blanks, asshole.
Sing one of your old numbers from my act.
Suzanne- Instant gratification takes too long.
That is such bullshit. Women are always saying it’s not the fact that you left, it’s the way that you did it, it’s not that you fuck around, it’s that you lie about it, and you’re all so full of shit. It IS the fact that I fuck around, and it is that fact that I WILL leave.
There isn’t enough *mommy* in the world to further a cause like yours.
We’re designed more for public than for private.
You sure do stink purty!
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