(1) What is the most frustrating thing about police work?
(2) Not being able to carry hand grenades, sir.
(3)Separate locker rooms, sir.
(4) Icky blue uniforms.
1) Tack, how about letting me squeeze off a couple rounds of that baby? 2) Affirmative, Mrs. F. 3/4) Tack? 2) Watch out there, it packs quite a…(Mrs. F. fires the gun and it sends her 10 feet backwards)…kick. 1) Damn, that was fun!
1) What about guns and shit man? 2) Oh, we’re pretty sure their not armed.
Cadets, I’d now like to discuss something that’ll be vital for you to know when you, like, out there, on the job, as a police officer. And, that’s the correct way on how to eat a doughnut.
CAPTAIN HARRIS:I hope that wasn’t gum. Lt. PROCTOR:You heard the
Captain,is it? It’s definately gum. Bubble gum. Cherry,I think.
CAPTAIN HARRIS:Thank you,Proctor!
Don’t you ever touch my balls without asking!
Gene, Gene, make a machine,
And, Joe, Joe, made it go.
Art, Art, blew a fart,
And, blew the whole damn thing apart.
Have you ever thought about gettin some contacts or somethin…. you’d look good.
Have you noticed that we are crashing from a parachute? Maybe the bird s will save us.
Maybe after dinner we can have dessert. Well, the omly flavors I have are choclate or coffee.
Now remember, that’s a .44 Magnum.
They’re gonna send me to jail, and some fat hairy guy is gonna . . .
We are Citizans On Patrol!
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