Movie Quotes from PCU: Quotes from the movie PCU

– You passed out cigarettes for a smokeathon on earth day, you installed speed bumps on the wheelchair ramps, and most recently you dumped 100 lbs of raw meat on a peaceful vegan protest.
– Oh come on, that was way more than 100 lbs

1)See..There is not justice for the Black man in this country…I should be at the front of the line. 2) Yeah ..well, Im GAY and subject to persecution & ridicule wherever I go. 3) Women are oppressed all over the world..GIVE IT A REST!

#1: A casual shoe for yatching.
#2: What is a blooker?

#1: Greatest president of all time.
#2: Who is Ronald Reagan?

#1: They killed Jesus Christ.
#2: Who are the Jews?

(1)Remove that nail, butcher!
(3)Whats your deal?
(1)I just heard that tree shriek. How would you like it if I nailed a sign into a layer of your fat? Do it again and youre toast. Save the planet, peace!

1) Did I mention I was from Delaware??

1) Hey, you wanna brew dog? 2) We’re not interested in your penis 3) I think he’s offering us a beer. Yes we would like a beer 2) So if you’re like nice to them, they give you stuff? 3) Exactly

1) You passed out cigarettes for a smokeathon on earth day, you installed speed bumps on the wheelchair ramps, and most recently you dumped 100 lbs of raw meat on a peaceful vegan protest. 2) Oh come on, that was way more than 100 lbs

1)Gimme a beer 2)What? 1)You’re right what am i doing? i’m driving, make it a scotch on the rocks. 2)What?

1)There is one thing we can still do.. 2) Play some loud and obnoxious tunes?? 1) Yeah 2) Right on!! Plug my ass in…

1)Wait..You’re talking about a party! 2) DING DING DING!!!! We have a winner. Gut , tell her what she’s won…!

1. That’s close enough for funk baby. 2. Thanks, but I think I know how to tune my axe.

1. Cockman oppressor! 2. Well, thank you!

1.) What can I say? He’s Gutter. 2.) The Gut, man! 1.) Dude, he comes over, and does 2 MAJOR bong loads. 2.) Loads the size of your HEAD, man! 3.) Senator, what do you have to say for yourself. 4.) I didn’t exhale? 1.) Hahaha! Works for me, dude. 2.) Good Answer. 1.) Yeah.

1.)Hello Port Chester? woo yeah. THIS IS???? 2.) George Clinton
3.) Geor-George Clinton 4. and The Parliment Funkadelics. 5. and the parliment Funkadelics

A Bridge Too Far. Caine and Hackman in the same movie…this is my thesis man, this is my closing argument! I CAN STOP WATCHING TV!!

Afrocentrist: I’m a black man. There’s no justice for me in America -I should be at the front of the line.
Gay Leader: Yeah, well, I’m gay and subject to ridicule and discrimination wherever I go!
Womynist Leader: Women are oppressed throughout the world, give it a rest!

Ah what do we have pledge….Mayflower material I hope..(huh)….its a boat..your ancestors obviously didn’t come over on it…its ok its the 90’s we’ll take what we can get.

All right, here’s all you need to know: Classes-nothing before 11. Beer-it’s your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Will you have a car? (um, no) Someone on you hall will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day. Women-you’re a freshman so it’s pretty much out of the question. Anything else?

And the walls are painted white. And the chalk is white. And even the copy machine paper is white. This, my friend, is a white devil’s conspiracy.

And the walls are white, and the chalk is white, and even the copy machine paper-is white. This, my friends, is a white-devils conspiracy.

Caine and Hackman in the same movie together! This is my thesis, man! I can stop WATCHING TV!!’re on Bongos. ( got it!) Bones…on the air in 10.( Im on it!) Katie , you’re a freshman…find 2,000 people.

Check out the stylings on the youngster….

Chuck, Porterhouse, Ribeye…..I know exactly what you need.


Coffee…….COFFEE NOW!

Cosmo: Hey! The weasel snagged the bee!
Mersh: All right. Bong hits anyone?
Cosmo: Aye.

Could you blow me where the pampers is?

Deadly Zulu Drum Protest. Haven’t seen one of those since my third sophomore year.

ding ding ding gutter tell him what he’s won

Don’t be that guy


Dont let ’em scare ya… It only hurts for a minute.

Dros..HEY!! I’m up at college for the weekend , and my parents are nowhere to be found…and I am getting wasted at one of the most KILLER RAGES of all time…there are beautiful women all around me ……WHAT AM I DOING TALKING TO YOU!!!

Droz: Here’s a hint: legeons of hand-stamped meat-heads and co-ed naked lacrosse t-shirts power-chugging watered-down miester-chow regurgitating on the glue-matted floors!
Moles: Kiln-like temperatures, fights with the Townies, lines of drunken people waiting for the bathroom!
Katy: Wait a second, you’re talking about a party!
Droz: Ding, ding, ding! Gutter, tell her what she’s won!
[Gut looks puzzled]

Droz: They’re not going to castrate me for sitting here, are they?
Sam: Yeah, it’s what they got planned for half-time.

Dude, that weasel snagged the bee

Earth to TALL BITCH!!!!!!

Excuse me! Reality check! Earth to tall bitch!

Excuse me, can you blow me where the pampers is?

Excuse me. Can you blow me where the pampers is?

Funk you very much too!

Gee, Scooter, frats were banned in the sixties.

gutter I want it rare not cold

Gutter is a tool!

have a seat pig mans got ya covered, call me for the shower scene in dressed to kill…what

He’s probably in a parking-lot somewhere picking his nose.

Hey Gut cover the door, 2 to stand 3 to sit

How about My Johnson is twelve inches long

I can’t believe this. I’ve been pimped by admissions.

I suggest kegs: multiple, cold and domestic.

I think The Clash did that.
The Clash?
The Clash. Punk band, started in punk invasion….You know, there WAS music recorded before 1989.

I’d love to help you out, but we’re cutting into my nap time as it is.

I…I didn’t exhale.

Interesting, but not the name of a band.

It use to be us against them it’s us against us.

It used to be the administrations job to make the rules. It used to be us against them. Now its use against use. I’ve been here for 7 years and I got to tell u guys, what’s going on here is about America. Its about democracy, its about the bill of rights, basic cable, call waiting and free trips to the salad bar! It’s about everything that’s makes this country great , OUR COUNTRY! We can do something about this, we can finally say, when some people are having a good time, drinking some beers, throwing some meat, that we’re not gonna protest.

It’s like if you’re nice to them they bring you things?

Just one little BINGER, to brighten up your day.

Katy: What do I do?
Droz: Katy, you’re a freshman… find two thousand people.

Kiln-like temperatures, fights with the Townies, lines of drunken people waiting for the bathroom!

Ladies and gentlemen, I think it’s time to revive an ancient tradition we seem to have long forgotten.

They confiscated the alter Draws.

No, I’m not talking about human sacrifice, I’m talking about something we used to do every Saturday night as a matter of principle.

Here’s a hint……..Legions of hand stamped meat heads and coed naked lacrosse t-shirts power chugging watered down meister chow, regergitating on the glue matted floors.

Kiln like temperatures, fights with townies, lines of drunken people waiting for the bathroom.

Wait a second, your talking about a party…

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, Gutter tell her what she’s won.

Madras tie ….sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Moles: $7,568! The damage money and a hundred to spare!
Droz: YAAAHH!! Who wants to break some more shit!
Daves: We do!

Oh COme on that was way more than a hundred Pounds

Phys ed? OK, you’re out of my room.

Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.

Pins and needles, pins and needles, pins and needles.

Play METALLICA and they WILL come…

President Garcia Thompson: I think bisexual asian studies should have its own building, the question is, who goes? the math department or the hockey team?

Pump it up!

Rand: Hey, poor boy! Go and have your parties with your new friends! I can see it now, Andrews! You and all the knee-jerk bleeding heart liberals, sipping tea and playing patty-cake, and those useless hippie potheads, those commie pinko leftists, the bunny-huggers, the pillow-biters…
Droz: Wait, which ones are the Pillow-biters?
Rand: The butt pirates! And those beastly man haters! Tell those chicks to shave their pits and call me!

Sanskrit. You’re majoring in a five thousand year old dead language. Okay, Latin, it’s the best I can do.

Sanskrit. You’re majoring in a 2000 year-old dead language.

Sanskrit? You’re majoring in a 5,00 year old dead language? Hmmm…
Latin, best I can do. Phys Ed? Get out of here. I mean, no, really get out of here.

Sanskrit?? You’re majoring in a 5,000 year old DEAD LANGUAGE??

Save the planet. Peace!

See those girls? ( yeah) No you don’t.Those are Women-ists…call them girls , and they rip ypur dick off.

Sounds like another one of the white man’s lies to me.

That weasel snagged the bee!
Alright! Bong hits, anyone?

that’s the glory of college, you can major in gameboy if you know how to bullshit

This penis party has to go…hey hey…ho ho. (and repeat)

This penis party’s got to go, hey hey (clap clap), ho ho (clap clap)!

Times have changed in the past thirty years, Tomash. We no longer swill sherry and screw goats for fun anymore.

Tom: Is James Andrews around?
Katie: What are you, a narc?
Tom: No, I’m a pre-frosh.

Tom: Milkbones?
Droz: Spring break I filled his suitcase with dog biscuits coming back from Jamaca.
Tom: Huh?
Droz: Drug-sniffing dogs went ape-shit.

Tom: Milkbones?
Droz: Spring break I filled his suitcase with dog biscuits coming back from Jamaica.
Tom: Huh?
Droz: Drug-sniffing dogs went ape-shit.

Tonight, at The Pit, Everyone Gets Laid.

we were gonna rob a 7 11 but we didnt have enough ski masks

We’re not Gonna Protest!! We’re not gonna protest!! We’re not gonna protest!! We’re not gonna protest!!

We’re not gonna protest.. we’re not gonna protest.

What dont we Eat?? ( RED MEAT!) Why don’t we eat it? ( IT’S MURDER!)

What is this? You’re going to wear the shirt of the band you’re going to see? Don’t be that guy.

Whats this? Is this the shirt of the band your going to see, your gonna wear the shirt of the band your going to see? Don’t be that guy.

Who is Ronald Reagan?

Yeah, yeah I f***ing met Tom!!

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I fucking met Tom.

You know she’s right. It’s true, the majority of students are so cravingly PC that they wouldn’t know a good time if it was sitting on their face, BUT there is one thing that will always unite us and them…they’re young. They may not realize it yet–they’ve got the same raging hormones, the same self-destructive desire to get boldly trashed and wildly out of control–look out that window! That’s not a protest, that is a cry for help. They’re begging us, please have a party! FEED US DRINKS GET US LAID!! AHHHHHHH!!!

You mean, if you’re nice to them, they bring you stuff?

you’re gonna wear the shirt of the band that you’re gonna see? don’t be that guy

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