#1 You tell me how Arizona’s not on the water?
#2 That gray border down there, thats not water, it’s Mexico.
#1 Still? Then what the fuck was the Alamo for?
1) What the hell is that thing 2)It’s a musical instrument 3) Oh yeah, why don’t you play us a tune
1. Hey Mousey. What the hell is that sh*t on your face? 2. It’s a beard. 1. What the hell does a kid your age need a beard for?
1: She sounds like a real classy broad.
2: You wouldn’t know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head.
1: These are the rules, listen carefully: No smoking, no drinking, no drugs. No sex. No cheating. No lying, no gambling, no matches.
2: No shit!
1: No swearing.
1: What are you to knuckleheads up to?
2: Going out.
1: What you gonna do?
2: Hang around.
1: When you gonna come back?
1: Now, was that so hard?
Are you currently, or have you ever been, a gay.
Do you or do you not take it in the jaw?
Don’t Bogart that joint my friend.
Everybody laughed like a bastard.
fucken god man, hes alright
Fuckin’ God man….he’s alright. -Drugs
What’s happening? I got your letter today, Cornhole Academy sounds like it really sucks the big one. I can’t believe they make everyone work alot and not smoke. You should tell that piece of shit Funderturd to shove it. You didn’t want to go there in the first place. He’d shit man. Today you should have seen me and Mousy today at school today. We got cocked on a pint of blackberry brandy, ate some THC on the bus. We we’re fucked. This teacher Mr. Rivera goes ‘What’s wrong with you Delaney?’ I go, ‘I’m totally fucked man!’ Everybody laughed like a bastard. Oh, man you should see this song I’m listening to, man. It’s called ‘Don’t Bogart That Joint, My Friend.’ I think its by a group called……
This is a couple of hours later. Must have nodded out, man. I gotta go, cause I probably definitely gonna nod out again. You want me to send you some squeef, or you got enough? Good luck not getting caught.
Cocked in Rhode Island.
P.S.Mousy says he stink-fingered Bunny Cote
Greetings dunph. whats happening. i got your letter today. cornhole academy sounds like it really sucks the big one. i cant believe they make everyone work a lot and not smoke.
Hey man, you just yorked all over me
hey she’s gunna be misses dildo
How many people with the name ‘Drugs’ to do you associate with?
i’d be a fag if i could get that kind of pussy!
Is this your first Martini?
Yeah, first one today
it ain’t over till you both have you milk and cookies
It shall serve as the glue that binds us together
Its a barrel of laughs, eh dunph?
Jane’s Father: so where are you thinkin of going to school next year?
Dunphy: um, im thinkin college
Jane’s Father: any school in particular?
Dunphy: yeah, probably
Makie sex is like a chinese dinner: It aint over till you both get your cookies.
Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookies.
My brother’s in a wheel chair because of a freak accident as a kid. One day we were playing touch football and he fell off the roof.
One more thing. Making sex is like chinese dinner. It ain’t over till you both get your cookies…Remember that I said that.
P.S.: Mousey stink-fingered Bunny.
Pop:What is this contraption?Jacky:its a horn!Tim:yeah,a musical horn. That one gay guy:ok sachmo why dont u play us a few notes
sometimes I go to the movies by myself – Drugs Delaney
That fuckin guy could party. When was everyone was taking one, he’d take two. And nobody can take that away from him.
Tim: Billy Foo, I didnt know you were in this class. Blly Foo: Home Ec with perkins, right? I heard we were making chocolate chip cookies today, but Im making brownies. Tim: Where have you been, terms half over? Billy Foo: I have been taking it easy. My father donate 5 million dollar to school. But of course, they dont see one yucky dime of it until I graduate. My father was a very sharp cookie, eh dumph. Tim: Very sharp
Today you should have seen me and Mousey today in school today.
We all laughed like a bastard
we got cocked on a pint of blackberry brandy. ate some thc on the bus, we were fucked.
What’s a prep school? It’s to prepare for not getting your neck broke by me.
What’s you problem Delaney? I said, I’m f***ed man. And everybody laughed like a bastard.
You haven’t started studying yet, you’re never gonna catch up
You should see this song i’m listenin to man its called dont bogart that joint my friend i think its by a group called…..this a few hours later must have nodded out man
You should see this song I’m listening to man.
You wouldn’t know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head.
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