Movie Quotes from Outlaw Josey Wales, The: Quotes from the movie Outlaw Josey Wales, The

#1- I’d have been half way to Mexico by now except for that crazy squaw, I can’t understand a word she says. #2- I knew that would bring you.

#1-Fletcher, I’m giving you a commission. Hound this Wales to Kingdom come. #2-Hound him Senator? A man like Wales lives by the feud. Because of what you did here today, I’ve got to kill that man.

#1-Ten years I’ve been ferrying Kansas Redlegs, Union Calvary, Missouri Guerrillas you name it. Mad dogs them Guerrillas. You look at em sideways they kill ya. #2-Sound like hard men to do business with. #1-You bet. You know in my line of work you’ve got to be able to sing The Battle Hymn of the Republic or Dixie with equal enthusiasm.

– You know what I say……???
– Whats that, granny ????
– I say that big talks worth doodly squat!!!!

…but the one on the left…he had crazy eyes’s not fer eatin’, it’s fer lookin’ through.

1) A man’s gotta make a livin’. 2) Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’.

1) Its Always Like That, Though. Whenever I Get To Likin Someone, They Aint Around Long
2) I Notice That Whenever You Get To Dislikin Someone, They Aint Around Long Either

1) You a bounty hunter?
2) A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
3) Dyin’ ain’t much of a living boy

1- Just when I get to likin’ someone, they ain’t around long. 2- I notice when you get to dis-likin’ someone they ain’t around long either.

1. Shoot him Abe! 2. Shut up Lige!

1/ You know what I say??? 2/ Whats that, Granny??? 3/ I say all that big talk’s worth doodly squat!!!

1/_We have a saying, Captain…. *to the winners, comes the spoils*

2/_We also have a saying, Senator…. *Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining!!*

Lying, vermonous Missouri SCUM!

Are we goin’ to stand here starin’ at each other all day or are you boys fixin’ to go for your pistols?

Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

Buzzards gotta eat same as worms.

Carpetbagger: Do you really think you can shoot all those men? Huh, no Mr. Wales..there’s such a thing in this country called justice.

Josey: Well Mr. Carpetbagger, we’ve got a thing around these parts..called the Missouri boat ride.

Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining.

Don’t piss down my back, and tell me it’s rainin’.

Dyin ain’t much of a livin’, boy. You know, this really isn’t necessary. You can just turn around and walk on outta here.

Dyin Aint Tough For Men Like Us Its Livin Thats Tough, When Everything Youve Ever Cared About’s Been Butchered Or Raped

Endeavor to persevere

For the girl, we might get 20 horses. For the old woman, we might get one donkey.

Get ready little lady Hell is coming to breakfast.

Get ready little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.


I ain’t your Pa!

I didn’t surrender neither. They took my horse and made him surrender

I guess we all died a little in that damned war.

I had to come back.

I know.

I myself never surrendered. But they got my horse, and it surrendered.

I Reckon So

I reckon so. I guess we all died a little in that damn war.

I’m an Indian alright. Here in the Nations they call us the civilized tribe. They call us civilized because we are easy to sneak up on.

in my line of work you have to be able to sing the battle hymn of the republic and dixie with equal enthusiasm.

It sure pays to have an edge.

Josey: That stuff works wonders on just about anything doesn’t it?

Carpetbagger: Oh yes.

Josey (Spits on Carpetbagger’s suit): How is it with stains?

Man- I heard he got shot by three deputies
CnlJackson- I don’t believe you!
Man- well….
CnlJackson- I don’t beleive theres any three men could kill Josey Wales.
Man- well maybe it was five.

Meaner than a rattlesnake and twice as fast

Now get back in line,before I kick you so hard you’ll be wearin’ yer ass for a hat


Sometimes trouble just follows a man and I’ve been here too long.

The hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

Well Mr. Wales, I’d just as soon shoot you now than to drag you through the brush. Get the full pound price for ya.

Well, are you going to pull those pistols or whistle dixie.

well,not a hard man to track-leaves dead men wherever he goes

When things look bad, like they’re not gonna go your way….that’s when you get mean. I’m talkin’ plumb maddog mean. because if you lose your head and give up you neither win nor live. that’s just the way it is.

Whooped em again, Josey!!!!

works on just bout anything?how is it on stains

Yeah, you sure showed us. Now…get back in line before I kick you so hard you’ll be wearing your ass for a hat.

You know in my line of work you’ve got to be able to sing The Battle Hymn of the Republic or Dixie with equal enthusiasm.

You’ve got to get mean. Plum mad dog mean.

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