–Sometimes, now and then, couldn’t we just talk?
–I tell you what. You talk. I’ll listen.
1) Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? 2) So help me Me. 3) So help you you?
Court Reporter: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
God: So help me Me.
GOD:I want you to carry the ball for me. Jerry:I’ve got no ball!
Jerry: What’s going to happen to us? God: How should I know? Jerry: What do you mean how should you know? You’re God! God: I only know what is. I’m also big on what was. On what will be, I haven’t got a clue.
Lose a job. Save a world. Not a bad deal.
PERHAPS MY BEST MIRACLE WAS THE 1969 METS
Sometimes when you don’t feel normal doing a normal thing makes you feel normal
You think only God can make a tree? Try coming up with a mackerel from scratch. And when the last one’s gone, that’s it.
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