Movie Quotes from Never Give a Sucker an Even Break: Quotes from the movie Never Give a Sucker an Even Break

–Do you think he drinks?
–He didn’t get that nose from playing ping-pong.

Everything I like to do is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Get plenty of sleep.

I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that was tethered outside here.

I feel as if somebody stepped on my tongue with muddy feet.

I was only trying to guess your weight.

No, I was in love once with a beautiful blonde. She drove me to drink – the one thing I’m indebted to her for.

Somebody put too many olives in my martini last night.

This script is an insult to a man’s intelligence. Even mine!

What a splendid view of California climate.

You’re as funny as a cry for help.

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