(persom 1 makes wierd grunt-like noises in his throat) 2) What’s wrong 1) I’m crying too. I just don’t have any tears left. I’m all dried up!
1) Did ya bring that nightlight i asked for? 2) Oh, King, you pussy!! 1) Bite me, Poe!!
1) Did you sleep with my girl? 2) Sleep with her? We did the whole Kama Sutra twice!
1) Doc! Don’t do it! He’s not Stu! He’s Monkeybone!!! (1 gets dragged away by a security guard) 2) Julie, what did that jerk just call you? 3) (somewhat stunned and confused) He called me ‘Doc’.
1) Don’t worry. I’ll protect you. 2) Oh, look at you- Xena: Warrior Princess.
1) Excuse me, Death. I hate to break up this love fest, here. but my little bladder is about to burst. I mean it I REALLY GOTTA GO!!!
1) get in the pack 2) get in the pack? 1) yes, get in the pack now, you bastard!
1) hey stu here’s an idea for this body! How about joint custody? I have it weekeds….. 2) Shut up!!
1) Monkeybone? Back in the pack. 2) Stu? 1) Back in the pack! 2) Back in the pack?? 1) Yes, back in the pack now, you bastard!! 2) Back in the pack? With the smelly gym socks and moldy cheese sticks? No! I am never getting back in that gaddamn pack! I’m really tired of being a figment. It’s boring work. Don’t i have a right to a body? 1) Not my body!!
1) So Stu!! How was she? 2) She was…she was beautiful. All the while i was decomposing.
1) That’s not how we do it in Monkeyland. In Monkeyland, we rub our bottoms together. 2) You heard the man! Get your asses on that table!
1) Ugh! There’s a pig gut in here! (to Herb) How much is McDonald’s offering? 2)Less. 1)(to burger reps)You’ve got yourself a deal!
1) Where am i? What’s wrong with my neck? 2) You broke it! You’re an organ donor! 2) Hey, those are our organs! Get back on that slab! 1) I need this body! Stay back! Back! I’ve got a….? 2) That’s a bone saw! 1)Yeah!
1) Who are you and why did you say those things? 2) Doc, it’s all a big mix-up. I was in the Land of Death, he stole my exit pass, and that’s how Monkeybone got my body. See, all they had left me was this stinking corpse! 1) Thank you. (starts to walk away) 2) No! Doc, don’t walk away! He’s only here to get peoples’ nightmares! In the dream! They were about to pull the plug. I called out to you, and you heard me, remember?! 1) (walks back over to 2) Don’t lie to me. Is-is it you? 2) I had to come back, Julie. I had to give you this. (pulls the engagement ring from his pocket) I meant to give it to you the night it happened. (slips the ring onto 1’s finger) I was happy, Julie. I really was. Try to remember me like that, OK? And not like this. 1) (crying, noticing 2 making wierd sounds in his throat) What’s wrong? 2) I’m crying, too. I just don’t have any tears. I’m all dried up!
1)I left my number in your undies 2)ROWWWWWWRRRR!!!!!
1)look, he won’t let us leave. 2)who? 1)the monkey!
1)so you said what you wanted to say while you were up there? 2) yes-all why i was decomposing!
1)Where’s my body!? 2) You mean my body! 1) Crap! We’re dead!
10 on da monkey! 10 on da monkey!
Be right back, i have to go choke my monkey
Damn you, dead man!
DIVE! DIVE!! DIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIVE! DIVE!! DIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Don’t lie to me. Is it really you?
Excuse me while I go choke my monkey
He gets an exit pass? That old geezer? That decrepit old fart?
Head surgeon) the organs are fine and in even better condition than we thought!
Here, have another, I’m dead!
Hey excuse me! That’s our corpse! We’ve been chasing it around town all afternoon.
Hey you may be safe during the day, but when your asleep, your monkey ass is mine!
Hey,get you’re fat ass out of my face!
I look like an idiot!
I’d love a stiff one, but Stu here forgot to endow me!
I’m crying but i can’t cry tears cuz i’m all dried up!
I’m sorry for my appearance! Oh please please please don’t call the cops!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, pay no attention to the naked man with the purple face.
Let’s not disturb the nice reaper.
MONKEY NUMBER!!! MONKEY NUMBER!!!
Monkeybone: I’m tired of being a figment!
Monkeybone: This is livin’!
Oh, yeah? Than what’s her birthmark look like?
OK, smart-ass. Are you ready to cooperate this time?
PAHAHAHA! WHAT A LOSER! ROLL OUT SOME WACKY WAGONS!
Stu Miley: Sorry, Kitty. I’ll be right back after I choke my monkey!
Stu Miley: The woman I love is living with a little monkey that looks like me.
Kitty: What a lucky girl!
Stu: The girl i love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me. Kitty: What a lucky girl!
Stu:The girl I love is stuck with a little monkey that looks like me.
Kitty: What a lucky girl!
The girl I love is stuck with a monkey that looks like me.What a lucky girl!
This is bitchin’-good cake.
This is my refrigerator, where i freeze and chill my food. This is my oven, where i cook my food. And this is my dining room, where i eat my food!
um, excuse me, i hate to interrupt this love-fest here, but my little bladder is about to burst!
We welcome you to Downtown,
and while you’re in your coma,
this cheap and cheerful place,
will be your home-sweet-home-a!
We’ve got BIG PLANS for that body of yours!!!!!
Well, that’s worth knowing.
Where’s my body!? You mean my body! Crap! We’re dead!
You know, without him, you’re a tad vanilla.
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