England are playing FOUR-FOUR-FUCKING-TWO!
I think what he;s trying to say lads, is that these wogs will nick anything…
Mike Bassett: You tell me where it says Benson and Hedges on that packet! *Realises that’s the name on the packet* Oh!
Mike: Chins up lads
Doddsy: Come on lads your heard what the boss said chins up
MIKES WIFE: Mike played for 14 different clubs in 9 positions including goalie…
REPORTER: What about fitness, tonka was stuffed after 20 minutes
MIKE: Yeah but what a 20 minutes hey?!
Reporter: You do realise Benson and Hedges are third division players and Hedges is 46 don’t you?
Mike Bassett: Of course I do! The older they are the more experience!
That Rufus Smalls, couldn’t hit the side of a Renault Espace
Tonight Tonker had all the pace of a Austin Allegro
You know that Daewoo car you sold me, well its an absolute fucking disgrace
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