Movie Quotes from Meatballs: Quotes from the movie Meatballs

1.>Are those clorets in your pocket or you just happy to see me. 2.>Is that a bra your wearing or are you waiting for an assination.

#1- Hello everyone. (group yelling) – HI MICKEY!
#1- The names Morty, not Mickey.

(group singing) – We are the CIT’s so pity us, the kids are brats the food is hidious. We’re gonna smoke and drink and fool around. We’re nookie bound. We’re the North Star CIT’s.


2) Yeah, Crockett?
1) You’re a dick.

1-Tripper Iam looking forward for some action this summer…I hope you and your gentlemen can suply it for me …2-Oh I can supply it for you but the guy you got to watch out for is Spaz.1-Spaz??2-He’s a sex machine.2-He couldn’t wake me up with a trumpet and a drum.1-well I went out with him one night and he got us six nurses by himself and and four of them couldn’t report to work the next morning.

Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right.

And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child joined hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn’t matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they’ve got all the money! It just doesn’t matter if we win or if we lose. IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER!

Another panty raid, Trip?

Are you going to vegas? Casue if you are I love that town.

Attention camp northstar senior staff, councilers, councilers in traing, please rise for are national anthem…… bout that anthem…Gee I don’t know about you but I get a big lump in my throat evertime I hear it…its 7:05 in the am and its a wow 43degrees on the old camp northstar weather dial and that is kind a nippy for a june 25……………………………

Attention. Here’s an update on tonight’s dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight’s mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed some kind of beef.

But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends.

Hardware, you’re a dick!

hey spaz I was watching you looked, like you had a chance there for a second

How can he have a hook on his foot?

I’ve gotta go change the record.

you can change the record, but don’t YOU change!

If I wanted to rest I would of stayed in Cleveland

If you make one good friend a summer then your doing pretty well

Itialian Skull Crusher!!!

Kids are starving in China and you’re walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts.

Mmmm…look at those steamin’ weenies!

Ok this is the 14 year old girls cabin they have the drive and the equipment but they just dont have the experience, they better not get from you guys, not this summer anyway.

Roxanne, I tell you this as a friend, but I can see right down your shirt.

rudy: I think I like history the most,I like imagining im in some other place, some other time Tripper: shut up and look at your cards

She wants it

Spaz! Spaz! Spaz! Spaz!

this is the proudest moment in northstar history

This is the year that fink beats the stomach

To heck with surgery! Let’s wrestle!

Tripper:Attention! Bus for the Camp Mohawk basketball game leaving in fifteen minutes…and there is a very fat pair of pants hanging on the flagpole this morning!

We are C.I.G. so pidy us. The kids are brats, the food is hideous. We’re gonna smoke and drunk and fool around. We are the northstar C.I.G

What do you expect for a 1000$ a week

What do you mean you can’t get pregnat with out doing it!?!?

Whats cooking good looking?

Won’t fit Trip.
Spin ’em.

You must be the short depressed kid we ordered.

your woody the wabbit.. remember woody the wabbit!!

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