Movie Quotes from Magnificent Seven, The: Quotes from the movie Magnificent Seven, The

– Just like a fella I knew back home who feel off a 10 story building…….

– What happened?????

– All the way down, people on each floor could hear……. so far so good…….. so far so good….

– Somehow I don’t think you’ve solved my problem.
– Solving your problems isn’t our line.
– We deal in lead , friend

– Why you help these people huh? why?
– Just like a fella I knew up in El Paso….. took off all his clothes and threw himself in a mess of cactus…… I asked him the same question…….. why???……
– and?!?!?!?
– He said it seemed like a good idea at the time……

1) Enemies-none 2) No enemies? 1) Alive

1) They say he isn’t fit to be buried there.
2) What? In Boot Hill? Why, there’s nothing up there but murderous cut-throats and derelict old barflies, and if they ever felt exclusive brother, they are past it now.

1/ Somehow I don’t think you’ve solved my problem.
2/ Solving your problems isn’t our line.
3/ We deal in lead, friend

1/ We’re ashamed to live here. Our fathers are cowards.

2/ Don’t you ever say that again about your fathers, because they are not cowards!!!! You think I am brave because I carry a gun???? well, your fathers are much braver because they carry responsibility, for you, your brothers, your sisters, and your mothers. And this responsibility is like a big rock that weighs a ton!! It bends and it twists them until finally it buries them under the ground. And there’s nobody says they have to do this. They do it because they love you, and because they want to. I have never had this kind of courage. Running a farm, working like a mule every day with no guarantee anything will ever come of it. This is bravery!!

1/ Just like a friend of mine back home… he fell off a 10 storey building…..
2/ What happened?
1/ Well, all the way down, people on each floor could hear *so far so good*…… [wink] …. *so far so good*

1/ Why you help these people huh? Why?
2/ Sometimes I wonder myself.
1/ No seriously…. why?
3/ Just like a fella I knew up in El Paso… threw off all his clothes and hurled himself into a mess of cactus…. I asked him the same question… *WHY*?
1/ And???
3/ He said it seemed to be a good idea at the time

1/_(He’s)young and proud
2/_Sure… the graveyards are full of men who are young and proud

1/_I’m sorry, friend, but there’ll be no funeral.

2/_What?

1/_Oh, the grave is dug and the defunct there is as ready as the embalmers ought to make him. But there’ll be no funeral.

2/_What’s the matter? Didn’t I pay enough?

1/_It’s not a question of money. For twenty dollars, I’d plant anybody with a hoop and a holler. But the funeral is off.

2/_Now, how do you like that? I want him buried, you want him buried and if he could sit up and talk, he’d second the motion. Now that’s as unanimous as you can get.
This man needs to be buried. And soon. He’s not turning into any nosegay, ya-know

1/_Well, there’s an element in town that objects.

2/_Objects?! Objects to what?

1/_They say he isn’t fit to be buried there.

2/_What?! In Boot Hill? …..Why, there’s nothing up there but murderers, cutthroats and derelict old barflies, and if they ever felt exclusive, brother, they’re past it now.

1/_BootHill is full of white men and old Sam….. old Sam was an indian….. I don’t like it, no sir. I’ve always treated every man the same. Just as another *future customer*.

2/_Well in that case, get that hearse rolling.

1/_I can’t, my driver’s quit!

2/_He’s prejudiced too, huh?

1/_Well, when it comes to a chance of getting his head blown off, he’s downright bigoted.

1/_Look… there’s one… look at the scars on his face
2/_The one for us is the man who gave him that face

1/_This is everything we have
2/_I’ve been offered a lot for my work… but never everything

1/_What’s your name?
2/_Make it Vin
1/_Yours?
2/_Chris

1/_Why not buy men?
2/_Men?
1/_Gunmen…. nowadays men are cheaper than guns

1/_You elected?
2/_No…__I got nominated real good, though

1: That was the best shot I’ve ever seen! 2: It was the worst! I was aiming for the horse!

A guy fell of a seven story building once and at every floor they heard him say: so far, so good. So far, so good.

If God didn’t want them sheered, He wouldn’t have made them sheep.

Stand up and face me!!

There was a time when I caught all three of them.

1. That was the greatest shot I’ve ever seen. 2. The worst. I was aiming for the horse.

Generosity. That was my first mistake.

We come cheaper by the bunch!

After a while you can call bar-tenders and fair-dealers by their first name, maybe 200 of them. Rented rooms you live in: 500. Meals you eat in hash-houses: 1000. Home: none. Wife: none. Kids: none. Prospects: Zero. Suppose I left anything out?

At my age, a little excitement is welcome.

badges we dont need no stinkin badges

Calvera): New wall! Chris): Lots of new walls, all around. Calvera): They won’t keep me out! Chris): They were built to keep you in.

Chamlee): I’m sorry, friend, but there’ll be no funeral. Henry): What? Chamlee): Oh, the grave is dug and the defunct there is as ready as the embalmers ought to make him. But there’ll be no funeral. Henry): What’s the matter? Didn’t I pay enough? Chamlee): It’s not a question of money. For twenty dollars, I’d plant anybody with a hoop and a holler. But the funeral is off. Henry): Now how do you like that? I want him buried, YOU want him buried and if he could sit up and talk, HE’D second the motion. Now that’s as unanimous as you can get.

Chris): I have been paid a lot for my work, but never everything.

Chris): Job for six men, watching over a village, south of the border. O’Reilly): How big’s the opposition? Chris): Thirty guns. O’Reilly: I admire your notion of fair odds, mister.

Chris):If Calvera comes riding in with no idea of the reception we’ve prepared for him, I promise you we’ll all teach him something about the price of corn!

Gentley boy, gentely.

He said it seemed to be a good idea at the time.

Henry): Well I’ll be damned. I never knew you had to be anything but a corpse to get into Boot Hill. How long’s this been going? Undertaker): Since the town got civilized.

I knew a man once, took off all his clothes and jumped in a mess of cactus. I asked him the same question. Why?

I’ll be d*****

Maybe you won’t be

I’ll be d*****

Maybe you won’t be.

It took me a long time to learn my elbow from a hot rock. Right now I belong back in that Border Town sleeping on white sheets. I guess I’ll just ride on back to that village.

Never rode shotgun on a hearse before!

Nobody throws me my own gun and says run, nobody.

Nobody throws me my own guns and says run, NOBODY!

oh man its ******** ******

The fella over at the feedstore said I would make a *crackerjack* clerk …. *CRACKERJACK*

The old man was right. Only the farmers won. We lost. We always lose.

There is one now. Look at the scars on his face.
The one we need is the man who gave him those scars.

There was a fella I once new in El Paso, one day he took off all his clothes and jumped into a mess of cactus. I asked him the same question. Why?

They are all farmers. Farmers talk of nothing but fertilizer and women. I’ve never shared their enthusiasm for fertilizer. As for women, I became indifferent when I was eighty-three.

Undertaker): I don’t like it, no sir. I’ve always treated every man the same: just as another, future customer. Henry): Well in that case, get that hearse rolling. Undertaker): I can’t, my driver’s quit! Robert): He’s prejudiced too, huh? Undertaker): Well, when it comes to a chance of getting his head blown off, he’s downright bigoted.

we aint dead we are the magnificent 7 7 7 the magnificent 7.

We deal and live friend.

We deal in lead, friend.

Well, now don’t you kids be too disappointed if your plans don’t work out.

Yes. The final supreme idiocy. Coming here to hide. The deserter hiding out in the middle of a battlefield.

You are like the wind blowing across the land.

You get elected? No, but I got nominated real good though.

you hear that sotero? you hear what he said ? ride on, TOO MEEEE!!
you tell these men to ride on before i become angry.

You know – I’ve been in some towns where the girls weren’t all that pretty. In fact I’ve been in some towns where they’re downright ugly. But it’s the first time I’ve been in a town where there are no girls at all, ‘cept little ones. You know, if we’re not careful we could have quite a social life here!

You know, I’ve been in some towns where the girls weren’t very pretty… in fact I’ve been in some towns where the girls were downright ugly… but I can’t say I’ve ever been in a town where there were no girls at all!!

You’d think we’d find gold candlesticks.

Your gun has got you everything you have

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