(one person)Hey you wanna go out sometime? No. I was just asking if you wanted to see a movie or something. I said no. Bitch. Yo mama.
1. I don’t mean to be crass, but my sperm has been in your body. 2. And you figure you should just follow? 2.Well, I generally like to be first.
Are you giving me FACE?
Flashy can also mean you’re a penis head.
Great advertising idea, lock the customers in ’till they buy something. I wonder if that would work with trucks?
Hal: Mind if I come in and drain the lizzard?
Sara: Does that mean you have to go to the bathroom?
Hal: Must be a real bummer having a half white kid.
Sara: Fuck you.
Hal: Apparently we’ve already done that.
Sara: Get out.
Hal: You know, for being a free spirit, you are suprisingly uptight.
Sara: And you are, unsuprisingly, a pain in the ass.
Hal: You lookin’ for somethin’ special today?
Sara: Yeah, you’re head on a stick.
Hal: You smell like that everywhere?
Sara: I don’t know I’m not in the habit of smelling myself.
Hey are you sure you even want a father? They can be a real asshole sometimes.
I only use my oven to dry my sneakers.
I’m going to hear a new band: Stinky Night Gown.
JESUS CHRIST! A BEAR!! YOU SAID LLAMA!
Look at those kids on The Cosby Show. You know they’re mixed.
Mom, I found my real father today and he’s a mean asshole.
OH LOOK! THE TITTY SISTERS! This is absolutely his office.
Oh monkey man you’re full of stress.
Old white lady #1: Do the Urban Bush Woman shirts come in petite?
Old white lady #2: What is an Urban Bush Woman?
Sara: ME! ME! I’m an urban bush woman. I’M AN URBAN BUSH WOMAN!!
Real cowboys are strong and tough just like American trucks AND DONT FORGET : Hal’s your pal.
Sara: Are you giving me face?
Hal: What the hell’s that mean?
These earrings are a form of torture.
We’re shootin’ a truck commercial and he thinks it’s Gone With The Goddamn Wind.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S WHITE?
What the hell’s that mean?
You can fight with me. You just can’t win.
YOU’RE GORGEOUS WHEN YOU’RE WET!
Zora: Don’t you think a person has a right to know who her parents are?
Hal: No, no I don’t.
Zora: He’s a WHITE car salesman.
Sara: You mean he’s like a creamy egg shell kinda tan…
Zora: No, totally white like a white guy.
Sara: You mean he’s so light YOU THOUGHT he was a white guy.
Zora: No, he’s so light he IS a white guy.
Sara: What’s he doin bein white? I didn’t ask for a white man.
Zora: Just be my boyfriend. Boyfriends come and go.
T: I’ll come ‘n go. Where do you want me to start?
Zora: You’re white.
Hal Jackson: That’s true, but that won’t make much difference when we’re in the dark.
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