— This stinks!
— I don’t give a fuck, Riggs……… That’s why I don’t have an ulcer, because I know when to say *I don’t give a fuck*
-Certain policemen in this city have become an intolerable nuisance.
They are obviously onto us again. How do you propose to handle the
-Warn them off. It’s my experience that a scared cop is more useful than a dead one.
-Now we do have a serious diplomatic situation here, which I will be
taking up with your state department first thing in the morning.
-Whoa, you got me quakin’ in my boots. But I’m still gonna bring you down.
-My deal officer, you could not even give my a parking ticket.
-Police! Open up!
-How do I know it’s the police?
-After I shoot you through the door, you can examine the bullet. Open
-That’s downtown L.A. How would you like to have a house up here?
-Well, it would be okay on the three days of the year you can actually
1) Have dinner with me 2) Uh…no 3) C’mon, my place, beautiful view right in front of the beach 3) No, I can’t 4) C’mon, say yes! Be original, everyone else says ‘no’ 5) Sorry- 6) Boop! Back to me. If you don’t say ‘yes’, I’m going to embarrass you. 7) No! Don’t..embarrass me, please.. 8) Oh no…? HEY LADY LET OFF MY CART!
1. Diplomatic Immunity!
2. It’s just been revoked!
1. Don’t you even wanna see a badge? Don’t do that again. 2. OK, let me see a badge. 1. Shut up. 2. Ok, ok, I get it, bad cop, good cop. 3. Shut up! 2. Ok, I get it..bad cop, bad cop. I get it, I know all the routines.
1. Guys, this is tuna, I hate tuna, I refuse tuna! 2. Hey, Leo, don’t eat the tuna! 1. Of course! I’m not eating it! Hey, you want me to give you a word of advice, don’t ever go through the drive-thru! Wanna know why? They f*** you at the drive thru, ok? They f*** you at the drive thru! They know you’re gonna be miles away when you find out you got f***ed! They know you’re not gonna turn around and go back! OK? I don’t give a f***, I’m not eating this- 2. and 3. SHUT UP!!!
1. Hey, hey! That’s my food! You guys didn’t want anything, right? You could’ve had anything you wanted! See this silk robe? Pajamas? Free! 2. It’s not free, it’s taxpayers money! 1. Oh, come on, it’s the same thing, ok?
1. What are you having? 2. My tuna fish sandwich! (all) TUNA??! 3. Mom, Dad killed Flipper! 2. What is this all about? 1. Honey, we’re boycotting tuna because they kill the dolphins that get caught in the nets! Only Albacore! 3. Here, have a ham sandwich. 4. Yeah, eat Miss Piggy instead.
1. What ya eating there dad. 2. MY tuna fish sandwhich. (girls): TUNA?! 3. Dad you can’t eat tuna…mom dad killed flipper! 4. We’re boycotting tuna honey, cause they kill the dolphins that get caught in the nets. 1. Why don’t you have a ham sandwhich? 5. Yeah eat miss piggy instead.
1. You’re black. 2. You are…he is.
1.(after falling off a balcony into the pool) Why didn’t you follow me down? 2. I’m seven floors up!
1.(examining TV) The color’s no good! 2. Daddy, the color is fine! 1. I just want my baby to look good! 3. THEN UNPLUG IT!!! 1. Hey, Nick, that’s your sister!
1.Riggs–you know what that says? 2. Yeah, same thing as that…but I don’t give a fuck.
1>Do you want to go on three or 1,2,3 then go.
2>It’s your ass Cochise.
9 is my lucky number, i was born, on the 9th day of the 9th month.
Capt. Murphy: Murtaugh, all that damage you caused downtown is comin’ out of the department’s budget!
Murtaugh: Fine. Pay it off in Krugerrands.
Capt. Murphy: Don’t make jokes, Murtaugh, make arrests!
Martin Riggs: Police! Open up!
Leo Getz: How do I know it’s the police?
Martin Riggs: After I shoot you through the door, you can examine the bullet. Open up!
After I shoot you through the door you can examine the bullet, open up!
All cash deposits or withdrawals of ten thousand dollars or more generate a CTR…Currency Transaction Record…which goes to the IRS.
Arjun…aryan…fuck I’ll just call you Adolf
but but urrr blaacck!
can i turn on the sirens !!!?
Capt: What does that say Riggs??
Riggs: The same thing as that but I dont give a fuck
Murtaugh: You’re lucky ….. I have to live with that….
IT’S BEEN REVOKED
Do you know what that says? Yeah the same thing as that but I don’t give a fuck!
Don’t bother caling the police, I’m here already
Don’t make jokes, Murtaugh, make arrests!
And for second starters…
Hey Mo! (Gunshot)
Fold up your tents and get the fuck out of my country and I’ll leave you alone!
George, I’ve got a gun!
Get off me man, I don’t want anybody to see us like this
Hey, this is a real nice hobby room. All you need now is a hobby.
I’ll just call you Adolf.
I’m Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.
I’m Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.
I’m surprised you haven’t heard of me, I mean I got a bad reputation sometimes I just go nuts like now..haha.
I’m surprised you haven’t heard of me, I’ve got a bad reputation and sometimes I just go nuts like now ha ha!
Look around you, Sam. One day, this will all be yours. Yeah, find a nice bitch, raise a couple of pups. A man could live here and be happy, huh?
Man: but sir your black. Leo(to murtah: you are, (to man) he is
Man: But you’re black! Murtaugh: Yeah, that’s why i want to go to South Africa, to join my oppressed brothers against the all-white fascist regime. Leo: Fascist white regime! Murtaugh: Free South Africa, you dumb son of a bitch! Leo: You dumb son of a bitch!
Murtaugh: George, home…out! George: But sir– Murtaugh: George I got a gun. George: Yes sir.
Nailed you both!
Pay it off in Kuggerrands!
she makes me want to go out and by rubber’s right now.
Shooting the breeze, shooting some pool, shooting his fish.
The stilt house is going to have to come to me!
They fu*k you at the drivethrough! They know you’re gonna be miles away before you find our you got fu*ked! OK. They know you’re not gonna turn around and go back-so they don’t care!
They fuck you at the drive-thru, they fuck you at the drive-thru, they know you’re gonna be miles away, before you find out you got fucked!
Think of all the needless suffering that could have ended right there!
We’re back we’re bad you’re black I’m mad!
We’re back, we’re bad, you’re black, I’m mad!
Well, well it’s the master race!
Who’s the deckhead now eh?….
You are not dead until I tell you! Got that Riggs?
You know the guys, in one ear and out the rubber.
You wanna know why you never go through the drivethru? Because they fuck you. They fuck you at the drivethru.
[Roger is sitting on a boobytrapped toilet.]
Roger: Why didn’t they plant the bomb in Trish’s stove?
Riggs: Yeah. Think of all the needless suffering that could’ve ended there!
Roger: I’m gonna die on a toilet, aren’t I?
Riggs: Guys like you don’t die on toilets.
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