1) ‘When it’s as if you can touch the horizon, you’re near your journey’s end’ 2) Hemingway? 1) No, my Uncle Clive, but equally profound, don’t you think?
1) He’s what I want, he’ll cut Thore’s balls off and hand them back as earrings. 2)Just to let you know, Audrey is quite capable of cutting a man’s balls off 1)Oh, sorry! 2)Sorry, that came out wrong..
1)We are considered the Tiffany’s of divorce attorneys. 2)Well, I wish it was Home Depot, so you could rip his heart out with a chainsaw
But if we’re not open on a Tuesday, than why am I standing here on a Tuesday, if we’re not open?
consideration? I’m his fucking wife and he didnt even have the consideration to tell me he had a skull and cross bones pierced through the tip of his…
other person: I’ve heard enough
I’m not here on a Tuesday. I know, I know what you’re thinking- If I’m not here on a Tuesday, and we’re not open on a Tuesday, and today is Tuesday and I’m standing here, then how can it be. Well, it depends on how you look at it!
Is just like a snowball in hell.
This is the day every mother dreams of. The day she gets to see her daughter put a lock on the bedroom door – to keep her husband out.
You’re always saying you’ve got to fight to save a marriage. Well, you wanna fight?
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