1) Hey, ICE of you to drop by. 2) Ha ha, haven’t heard that one before
1) Where is my supersuit?
1) How ya doin’, honey?
2) Do I HAVE to answer?
1) Jack Jack doesn’t have any powers 2) Oh, well he’ll look fabulous anyway
1) So now I’m in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I’m an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do?
2) He starts monologuing.
1) He starts monologuing! He starts like, this prepared speech about how *feeble* I am compared to him, how *inevitable* my defeat is, how *the world* *will soon* *be his*, yadda yadda yadda.
1) Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won’t shut up!
1) This is Helen 2) Helen who? 1) Helen Parr…you know…Elastigirl 2) DAHLING!!!!
1)You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
2)Greater good? I am you wife! I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
1)You’re late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn’t realize you’d actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.
2)It *was* playful banter.
1)Cutting it kinda close, don’t ya think?
2)You need to be more… *flexible.*
asshole fucked fucked bitch
Behold, the Underminer! I’m always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon, all will tremble before me!
Bob: Well, what are *you* waiting for?
Little Boy on Tricycle: I don’t know. Something amazing, I guess.
Bob: Me too, kid.
Dash: Hey Lucius!
Lucius: Hey Speedo!
Elastigirl: Leave saving the world to the men? I don’t think so! I don’t think so.
elastigirl: your father’s in trouble.
violet: in case you haven’t noticed mom, we’re not doing so hot either.
Frozone: Where is my Super Suit?
Frozone: A remote? A remote that controls what?
Frozone: A remote that controls the robot!?
He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
Hey, I saved your life!
You didn’t save my life! You ruined my death.
Hi, this is Kari. Sorry for freaking out; but your baby has special needs!
honey? where is my super suit?
I’ll only be the best by a tiny bit!
I’M SYNDROME! YOUR NEMESIS AND UH….
If everyones super – THEN NOONE WILL BE
IT’S BIGGER…IT’S BETTER…IT’S MORE THAN MR.INCREDIBLE CAN HANDLE!
Kari: You don’t have to worry about one single thing, Mrs. Parr. I’ve got this baby-sitting thing wired. I’ve taken courses and learned CPR, and I’ve got excellent marks and certificates I can produce on demand.
Kari: I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him smarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter?
Kari: …And the beauty part is the babies don’t even have to listen, cause they’re asleep! You know, I wish my parents played Mozart when I slept because half the time I don’t even know what the heck anyone’s talking about!
Helen: Kari, I really don’t feel comfortable with this. I’ll pay you for your trouble but I’d really rather call a service.
Kari: Oh, there’s really no need, Mrs. Parr. I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out. Can’t I, little baby? Who can handle it? Who can handle it?
Kid on tricycle: That was totally wicked!
Listen closely. I’d like to help you but I can’t. I’d like to say take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on… Norma Wilcox, W-I-L-C-O-X… on the third floor, but I can’t. I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I would not expect someone to get back to you to resolve the matter quickly. I’d like to help, but there’s nothing I can do. Thank you ma’m, I know you are upset.
Mr. Incredible: Hahahahaa! Oh! My back!
No Fair, No Force Fields!
No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for ten minutes!
SuperModels, heh, nothing Super about them, spoiled, stupid
little stick figures with poofee lips..
That was totally wicked!
They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity but if someone is genuinely exceptional then they…
We’re dead! We’re dead! We survived but we’re dead!
Well you know where he is. Go, confront the problem, Fight! Win! and call me when you get back darling I enjoy our visits
who fucked mr. incitable?
Who is it? What do you want? My God you’ve gotten fat
Whoa! Whoa! Time out! What have we here? Matching uniforms? Elastigirl? You married Elastigrl? And GOT BUSY!
You still think we’re fighting but I’m just happy you’re alive
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