……..im trying to burry my beak
…I’d better call 976, find a doctor and tag an ambulance cause your gonna tear off my toe and spit down my head, right?
1)JAck? 2)yeah 1)were’d the sun go? 2)there is no sun anymore Bones…we’ve died and this is hell
1)Jack?? 2)yeah? 1)Were’d the sun go? 2)There is no sun anymore Bones…we’ve died and this is hell!
1)oh shit, they missed
2)yeah well at least they didn’t blow up my head
1)Sow’s it feel to be dead, waterboy? 2)I don’t know, how’s it feel to be a dick, dick?
1)what are you afraid of? 2)uh…well..I’d have to say…uh…damn near everything!
1)Who did this to you? 2)I can’t tell you first seargant. 1)What you have too much honor? 2)NOOOOO! I’ve been threatened with death.
3 minutes? we dont have 3 minutes! in 3 minutes we’re gonna be shishcabobs!
Absolutly! The morphine the better!
Actually, I wish you WERE my first sergeant, but I already had a couple before you.
Army…Air Force…Navy….Marines…..you want the truth ya cant handle the truth
Be all that you can be.
Be ALLLLLLLLLLL the camel you can be!
Be ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the camel you can be!
Can I call you General Sweet Pants?
Can I call you General Sweetpants?
Daddy, why can’t I go to ballet class? Teacher says I’m a natural.
Daddy, why can’t I go to ballet class?? Teacher says I’m a natural.
Does my head… I mean… look at it…does it look bigger than it.. I mean… does it look like a baked potato??
Drill Seargant! I guess my gig line needs straightening, huh?
For the next eight weekd I am going to be all over your butt like white on rice!
For the next eight weeks I am going to be all over your butt like white on rice!
Her name is Rooooooosa! I have to warn you though…She’s a little large!
Hey you guys! In my life I’ve seen a lot of camel’s toes. But I’ve never seem ’em on a camel.
How does it feel to be a dick, dick?
I don’t care about that perverted fatso in a JCPenny suit.
i dont want it to go away. i wanna have it for dinner!
I’m a Craaaaazy boy!
If this place catches on fire I’m selling tape decks to the fireman!
Jack maybe you SHOULD stay naked…get some sun on those cheeks:)
Sgt. Ladd: Drop down and give me twenty!
Bones: Here. Take the whole wallet.
Sgt. Stern: Dad, why can’t I go to ballet class? Teacher said I’m a natural.
Shutabutadada
suck on this a-one time!!
Thank you, sir. But I could not have done it without the help and inspiration of my brother, the poolman.
this is for the glendale waterboys!
We’re the few, we’re the proud, we’re the water boys!
Would we have one the civil war if Ben Franklin hadn’t been friends with Eleanor Roosevelt?
Wow Jack… LOOK AT THAT ASS! Wooo! Maybe you should stay naked!
Wow Jack… LOOK AT THAT ASS! Wooo! Maybe you should stay naked- get some sun on those cheeks!
You know what? You didn’t scare me I just felt like screaming.
you saw the goose… im the walrus and tall is dead and im trying to bury my beak here so give it a rest
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