(Sid and baby are poking one another like little kids as they are walking behind Manny and Diego). MANNY: Don’t make me reach back there! SID: He started it! MANNY: I don’t care who started it! I’ll finish it!
(Sid,Manny and Diego take look around in dodo,s survive-camp.
One dodo collecting the melons,and gett scared,when he see
they.It,s start to run to other dodo,s.
Dodo:Intrudes!Intruders!
(4 Other dodo,s are close in the lava hole)
Dodo 2:Now,dont fall in.If you do, you will definitely…
Dodo:Intruders!(Atumble and fall in lava )Intru…AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
KABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
3 Other dodo,s:eeeeeeeehhhhhyyyy…
Dodo2:Burn and die.
1) from now on I will be known as Sid Lord of the Flame. 3) Lord of the Flame.. your tails on fire
1) Prepare for the Ice Age 2) Ice Age? 3) I’ve heard of these crackpots
1) They left without me. They do this every year. Why? Doesn’t anyone love me?
1) Uh, that Pink thing is mine. 2) Uh acctuly that pink thing belongs to us. 1) Us? You two are a bit of a nodd couple. 3) There is no us! 1) I see, can’t have one of your own so you want to adopt.
1) Why did you do that. 2) thats What you do in a herd you look out for each other. 3) I dont know about you guys but we are the weirdest herd I have ever seen.
1) You calling me a liar? 2.) No 1)Well you were thinking it. 2)I don’t like this guy. He reads minds.
1)From now on, you can call me ‘Sid – Lord of the Flams’! 2) Hey Lord of the Flames, your tail’s on fire
1)Hey great news, I’ve found a shortcut. 2) What do you mean, short cut? 1) I mean faster then the long way around.
1)Sorry I set you up 2)Ah, you know me, I’m too lazy to hold a grudge
Diego: You’re a little low in the food chain to be mouthing off, aren’t you?
Diego: (referring to the baby) Is it’s nose dry?
Sid: That means there’s something wrong with it.
Diego:Someone should lick it, just in case.
Diego: I’m… sorry I set you up.
Sid: Ah, you know me, I’m too lazy to hold a grudge.
Diego: I’ve eaten things that didn’t complain this much!
Diego: I’ve eaten things that didn’t complain this much!
Diego: Is its nose dry?
Sid: That means there’s something wrong with it.
Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.
Diego: Save your breath Sid, you know humans can’t talk!
Head Dodo: Prepare for the Ice Age!
Sid: Ice Age?
Diego: I’ve heard of these crackpots.
Head Dodo: This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years!
Manfred: So you got three melons?!
Manfred: Check for poop.
Sid: Why am I the poop-checker?
Manfred: Because returning the runt was your idea, because you’re small and insignificant, and because I’ll pummel you if you don’t!
Manfred: Diego, spit that out. You don’t know where it’s been.
Manfred: Hey look at that. Dinner and a show!
Manfred: Hey, he’s wearing one of those baby thingies.
Sid: So?
Manfred: So, if he poops, where does it go?
Sid: (pause) Humans are disgusting!
Manfred: If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful!
Manfred: Modern architecture… It’s never gonna last!
Milfred: No, you just wan’t a bodyguard so you don’t become somebodies side dishe.
Milfred: You know, I don’t like animals who kill for pleasure.
Rhino 1: Save it, for a mammal that cares!
Sid: I’m a mammal that cares.
Sid: From now on, I’m gonna call you ‘Diego…
Diego: … Lord of Touch Me and you’re Dead!
Sid: From now on, you’ll have to refer to me as ‘Sid – Lord of the Flame’.
Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail’s on fire!
Sid: Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope………. with their teeth!
Diego: Come on Sid, let’s play tag. You’re it!
Sid: You know!? This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming!
Diego: Keep dreaming!…
Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!
Diego: I don’t eat junk food.
Sid: From now on, you’ll have to refer to me as ‘Sid – Lord of the Flame’.
Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail’s on fire!
Sid: Hey, what’s your problem?
Manfred: You are my problem!
Sid: Well, I think you’re stressed, and that’s why you eat so much. I mean, it’s hard to get fat on a vegan diet.
Manfred: I’m not fat. It’s all this hair. It makes me look poofy.
Sid: Fine. You have fat hair, but when you’re ready to talk, I’m here.
Sid: I bet he’s hungry.
Manny: How ’bout some milk?
Sid: Ooh, I’d love some!
Diego: Not you! The baby!
Sid: Well, I ain’t exactly lactating right now, pal.
Diego: You’re a little low on the food chain to be mouthing off, aren’t–
Manfred: Enough!
Sid: I don’t know about you guys but we are the weirdest herd I’ve ever seen.
Sid: Youre hanging with us now buddy! dignity has got nuthin to do with it!
Ah, my family abandoned me. They just kinda migrated without me. You should have seen what they did last year. They woke up early, quietly tied my hands and feet and gagged me with a field mouse and barricaded the cave door and they covered their tracks and went through water so I’d loose their scent and……and……and who needs them anyway.
Aw, you know me. I’m too lazy to hold a grudge.
Aww is tigey wigey all up set?? SID! Tigey wigey is leading the way.
be that as it may
But Dad! No buts-you can play extinction later!
Carl.. He just ruined our salad.
Carrllll… He ruined our salad…
Come here you little bi-ped.
Deiago- Where’s the baby…. there he is. Where’s the baby… THERE HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEIGO: The grass is still green. They headed north two hours ago.
SID(imitates DEIGO): The grass is still green. They headed north two hours ago.
Diego spit that out. you don’t know where its been
Diego: What are you doing? Sid: Im putting sloths on the map. Diego: Make him rounder. Manny: Why dont you make it realistic and draw him lying down?
Diego: It’s still green, they headed north 2 hours ago. Sid: Hey it’s still green they head north 2 hours ago.(Sid with the sticks in his mouth)
Diego: It’s still green, they headed north two hours ago. Sid: (puts sticks in mouth and mimicks Diego) It’s still green, they headed north two hours ago.
Diego: You won’t always have Jumbo around to protect you, and when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back. Cause I’ll be chewing on it.
Dinosaur: No buts! You can play ‘extinction’ later.
Dodo: This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub arctic
temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years!
Manfred: So you got three melons?!
Dodo: If you weren’t smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you!
(Chanting: Doom on you!!)
Sid: From now on, you’ll have to refer to me as ‘Sid – Lord of the Flame’.
Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail’s on fire!
Sid: From now on, I’m gonna call you ‘Diego…
Diego: … Lord of Touch Me and you’re Dead!
Diego: Why did you do that? you could’ve died trying to rescue me.
Manfred: That’s what you do in a herd, you look out for one another.
DOOM ON YOU! DOOM ON YOU!
eeeeeeeewwwwww…yuk…I mean, my goodness!
Female Sloth 1: He’s not much to look at, but it’s so hard to find a family guy. Female Sloth 2: Tell me about it, all the sensitive ones get eaten.
from no on youl have to refer to me as ‘sid – lord of the flame’.
Get your huge ass out of my face and while your at it get that walrus a bra!
Guys, my feet are sweaty.
hey hoobatracker!! up front where i can see you!
Hey manny this mammoth looks exactly like you.
Hey, look at that, dinner and a show.
Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail is on fire
Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail’s on fire.
Humans are disgusting
I don’t eat junkfood
i don’t know ’bout you guys, but we are the weirdest herd i’ve ever seen…
I don’t like this cat. He reads minds.
I don’t like this cat…he reads minds
I don’t like this guy…He reads minds.
I dont like this cat.. he reads minds
I Thought U Were Gonna Eat Me! I Dont Eat Junkfood!
I’m a genius!
I’m too lazy to hold a grudge
If you find a mate in life you should be loyal. In your case, gratefull now get away from me!
But I think mating for life is stupid, I mean, there’s plenty of Sid to go around, ya know what I’m saying?
If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful.
Isn’t there anyone else you can annoy? Friends… family… poisonous reptiles?
It’s okay the lion is just playing tag with the antelope. (sounding scared) with his teeth. (D: Tag your it
Let it go Sid, you know humans can’t talk.
Let’s get one thing straight here, there is no WE! There never was a We! In fact, with out Me, there wouldn’t even be a You!
Let’s get one thing strait here, there is no We! There was a We! In fact with out me, there wouldn’t even be a You!
mannie get your fat ass out of my face! no get that walrus out of my nose!
Manny could you scootch over? Oh come on nobody falls asleep that fast! OW! MANNY!
Manny- You be the poop checker.
Sid- Why do i have to be the poop checker.
Manny: If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case grateful, now get away from me.
Manny: Isn’t there someone else you can annoy…friends, family, poisonous reptiles?
Manny: Thats wat you do in a herd, you look out for each other
Sid: I dont know about you guys but we are the weirdest herd I have ever seen
Manny: The sooner we find the Humans, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky-Droolface, and the Baby too.
Manny: wheres the baby!!??Diego:You lost it?!?!
MOVE SLOTH!!!!!
No thanks…I choose life>
No Thanks..I choose Life.
Oh look! Pinecones!!! Mmmm, my favorite *crunch*…ouch!
Oh look, PINECONES!!!!!
oh what is this? PINECONES!!! mmm delisious
ohh its so ugly .. positivly adorable
Ohh yummo a dandelion!Must be the last one of the season.
save your energy mammoths don’t go down easy there’s only one way to do it you have to force it into a corner cut off its retreat and when you 3 have him trapped i’ll go for the throat
Sid)I mean its har to get fat on a vegan diet thats why you eat so much.Manny)I’ not fatits all tis fur, It makes me look poofy!Sid)ok you got fat hair but when your ready to talk im here.
Sid- Doesn’t ANYONE care about SLid the SLoth (Said with a slur)
Sid- Hey guys! Wake up!! Time for the migration… guys??? … Uncle Fungus???..
Sid- Phew! I htought you were gonna eat me..
Deiago- I don’t eat junk food
Sid: (matter-o-factly) My feet are sweaty. Manny: Do we HAVE to get a news flash every time your body does something? Sid: No, I’m serious guys. My feet are really sweaty…
Sid: Aww, C’mon, Manny! No body falls asleep that fast!
Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!
Diego: I don’t eat junk food.
Sid: Help me..
Sid: Hey Manny, did you forgett someting? Manny:No Sid: But you just saved him. Manny: Yeah well I’m still trying to get rid of the las thing I saved.
Sid: I choose Life!
Sid: I Wish I Could Fly Like That!
Manny: Wish Granted!
Sid: I’m A mammal that cares..
MAnny: Shut-up
Sid: Well I think your stressed, and that’s why you eat so much. I mean, it’s hard to get fat on a vegan diet. Manny: I’m not fat, it’s all this fur. It makes me look.. poofy.
sid: with this stick and my highly evolved brain… ouch … i will make fire manny: hey i think i saw a spark
Sid: you know me. i’m too lazy to hold a grudge.
Sid: You Rhino’s, you know, you have really tiny brains, do you know that? No, it’s just a fact, no offence.
Sid: You’re hanging out with us now buddy, dignity has nothing to do with it!
sid:I dont know about you guys but we are the wierdest herd ive ever seen.
Sid:slollum, baby, slollum
Sid:Why do I have to be the poop checker?
Manny: Because it was your idea to rescue the baby, and because you are small and incignifigant and I will pummble you if you dont.
Sid: Why else?
Diago and Manny: NOW SiD
so ladies .. where were we?Frank: carl!!Carl: easy frank .
So why do you think they’re calling it an ice age?
It might be because of all the ICE!
Well, why don’t they call it The Big Chill? Or The Nippy Era? I’m just sayin’, how do we know it’s an Ice Age?
Sorry boys, he got a little frost bite!
SYD: come on guys keep up with me! MANNY: i would if you were moving SYD: wow i wish i could jump like that! MANNY: wish granted!
SYD: DOESNT ANYBODY LOVE ME? DOESNT ANYBODY CARE ABOUT SID THE SLOTH?!
Thanks for watting! 2) 3, 2, 1.. (big exploshion) 2) Sure is faithful
Thats it you’re out of the herd
There goed our last female
there goes our last female
they left without me. dey do dis every yea
This is gonna be a great migration! I’ll show you all my favorite watering holes!
what ho, a foe?
–sid
Whoo! Yeah! Who’s up for round two?
why do I have to be the poop-checker?
Why doesn’t anybody love me? Doesn’t anybody care about Sid the sloth?
wish granted!
Yeah, all the sensitive ones get eaten.
You have beautiful eyes.
You’re an embarassment to nature, do you know that?
You’re calling me a liar? (Diego)
I didn’t say that! (Sid)
You were thinking it! (Diego)
I don’t like this guy. He reads mind! (Sid)
You, check for poop.
Yummo, a dandelion!
Yummo, a dandelion.
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