(Singing) Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree.
CHICKEN: Oh fuck, missed me queue
Christ we outta clean out these cups more often, look at the shit in that!!
don’t worry about dad he’s just paranoid, he thinks he’s gonna get run over by a chariot.
hup! nearly got me
Get you hand off my left tit
I’ll fight you on one condition… that you lower your nipples
I know what guys like, I know what boys want..
I’ll fight you on one condition…that you lower your nipples
Look at all the shit in that!
Mum, who’s the stupidest person on earth….Why Hercules of course dear why?…..wel, say hello……WHY hercules, how lovely to meet you!
Must have been those fucking prawns
Oh Get real mum, I’m not marrying someone with……BIGGER TITS THAN ME…..
Put this up here, and dont slam the fucking door Samson.
That bloody kid, wouldnt know if someone was up him sideways with an armful of deckchairs!
they didn’t even help…
we bought you a gift….genuine plastic. And look my bedroom curtains…
Well, I didn’t expect the earth to move, but I atleast expected you to
who’s the dumbest man you know mum
well, that would be hercules of course,
You are going to fight him and that’s that, there’s no way out of it!
When your god tells you to beat the living shit out of someone you do it that’s what religion is all about!!
You promised no more fighting after that man was killed! oh thats a bit steep del, you stabbed him. DONT SPLIT HAIRS!!!
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