#1: Could you have ruined yourself somehow?
#2: How could I ruin myself? What do you mean, ‘ruin myself?’
#1: I don’t know. Excessive masturbation?
#2: Hey, you gonna start knocking myhobbies? Jesus!
#1: Two months ago you thought you had a malignant melanoma.
#2: Naturally, I, I–Do you know, I–The sudden appearance of a black spot on my back!
#1: It was on your shirt.
-Child abuse is a very touchy subject.
-What? Read the papers, half the country’s doing it!
A week ago I bought a rifle, I went to the store – I bought a rifle! I was gonna, you know, if they told me I had a tumor, I was gonna kill myself. The only thing that might-ve stopped me – MIGHT’VE – is that my parents would be devastated. I would have to shoot them also, first. And then I have an aunt and uncle – you know – it would’ve been a blood bath.
And Nietzsche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we’re gonna live over again the exact same way for
eternity. Great. That means I’ll have to sit through the Ice Capades
again.
At lunch she got drunker and drunker, and finally she became Joan Collins!
How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don’t know how the can opener works!
I had a great evening. It was like the Nuremberg Trials.
I’m afraid once they’re done singing, they’re gonna take hostages!
If Jesus came back and saw what’s going on in His name, He’d never stop throwing up.
If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he’d never stop throwing up.
Look at all these people, trying to stave off the inevitable decay of their bodies.
People always ask, why? The question isn’t why, the question is, given what we are, why not more often?
You want a defrosted kid?
You’re personality left a lot to be desired…namely a personality.
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