Movie Quotes from Golden Child, The: Quotes from the movie Golden Child, The

#1 She’s over 3,000 years old. #2 How’d she manage that? #1 Her ancestors were raped by dragons!

(1)His destiny is to save the world.
(2)Mmm, that’s a good destiny.

(1)It’s your destiny to find the Golden Child.
(2)And, it’s your destiny to seek some serious psychiatric help.

(1)You killed him?
(2)I didn’t kill him.
(1)What happened?
(2)I don’t know. Maybe the guy cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a Kleenex?

1) Beyond this door is a corridor, and at the other end of the corridor, is the dagger. Oh, there’s one other thing. You must carry this glass of water all the way without spilling a drop. 2) Oh, so you’re Monty Hall now?

1) Do you have any other questions?
2) As a matter of fact, I do. What are you doin’ this weekend, ’cause your shilouette is kickin’! She plays the maracas, too?
1) This is the Choosen One?
3) Yes.

1) Do you know who I am? 2) Yeah, you’re Sardo Lumspie!

1) Where’s the girl? 2) What girl? *#1 punches #2* 2) Oh, her…Michelle? We sold her to Tommy Tong in Chinatown.

1) You seen a little, naked guy runnin’ around here with a hundred dollar bill?
2) No, but I can arrange for one!

1) You sold her? 2) Yeah, for a carton of cigarettes and a quart of pork fried rice.

1)We have come for the dagger of ajunty 2) For what reason? 1)For the golden child


And only a man who’s ass is narrow, can fit down these stairs, and if mine is such an ass then I shall have it.

And only a man whose ass is narrow can get down the stairs.

Another Days Life.

Body Talk.

Calm down ! I’m not gonna hurt anybody… I just want some chips….check the grill man…that stuff’s burning… I just want some chips.

Chandler Jarrell: I hear it’s really cold in Tibet, and I don’t like the cold. Why don’t we just stay here? Me and you, stay here, all weekend long. Under the covers, and watching television, and sweating, and smiling, and everything.
Kee Nang: You won’t go?
Chandler Jarrell: It’s freezing in Tibet!

Don’t spill any water.

Ha! Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! I got the knife! Now turn on the god-dammned lights!

Ha! I got the knife! Now turn on the Goddamn lights!

Hey Bird – Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin’?

Hey Bird! Did you see a little Hyrochristian midget in a tree…floatin? Or is it just me?

Hey, bird! Did you just see a little Hari Krishna midget, in the tree, floating, or is it me?

I am dreaming so I can pretty much say anything and get away with it. So, I think I’ll say, from my heart, kiss my ass.

i said i,i-i,i-i-i,i,i-i, want the knife!!!!!

I said i..i..i..want the knife. Please.


III wwwaaannnttt ttthhheee kkknnniiifffeee……..pppllleeeaaassseee

In my pocket there’s a whole thing of Tic-Tacs. Take as many as you like, please.

Maybe he cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a kleenex………………

Nepal! N-E-P-A-L! Viva Nepal! Viva Nepal!

Only a man who’s heart is pure can wield the knife,and only a man who’s ass is narrow can get down these steps, and if mine is such an ass then I shall have it….

Only he whose heart is pure can weild the knife, and only he whose ass is narrow can get down these stairs.

Puttin’ On The Ritz.

The Best Man In The World.

There had better ba a spatula where we’re goin’, cause my ass is frozen to this yak!

There had better be a spatula where we’re goin’, cause my ass is frozen to this yak!

There’s a floor, Monty!

There’s no floor here? Wait a minute, there’s a floor. You make it look like there’s no floor, but there’s a floor. There’s a floor, Monty! *drops a coin and listens for it to hit the bottom, but it never does* There’s no floor here!! Oh, shit.

They tied you up with toilet paper!

This looks like a big joint. you lick it and you smokeit! I think there was two of these and you already smoked one of em. Look, I’d put this in your bag cos you might get jumped by some rastafarians carrying this around. Such a pretty girl too…. dope fiend.


Wisdom Of The Ages.

you are a very wise,old and disgusting man

You better get that booger off your jacket before it freeze up.

You better have a spatula where we’re going because my ass is frozen to this yak!

You got to show up sooner or later! And when you do, your ass is kicked! I’m gonna sell your clothes, leave you naked and bleedin’, with no money, ya little, dirty bastard!

You know what I think? I think there were two of these and you smoked the other one!! (laughs)

You know, you can keep that hundred ’cause I don’t wanna know what’s gonna be on it when I get it back…

You WILL eat! Get this, and the rest of your playthings, out of here!

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