#1 Who are you? What’s your name? #2 Fuck you, that’s my name. You know why? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight and I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. THAT’S my name. You see this watch. This watch cost more than your car. I made $970,000 dollars last year how much did you make? You see pal, that’s who I am and you’re nothing. Nice guy? I dont give a shit. Good father? Fuck you. Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here–close.
‘Cause only one thing counts in this world: get them to sign on the line which is dotted. Got that, you fuckin’ faggots?
(Aaronow)So all this you didn’t actually, you didn’t actually call Graff. You didn’t talk to him.
(Moss)Not actually, no.
(Aaronow)You didn’t.
(Moss)No, not actually.
(Aaronow)Did you?
(Moss)What did I say?
(Aaronow)What did you say?
(Moss)I said not actually. Fuck you care, George, we’re just talking?
(Aaronow)You’re going to steal the leads.
(Moss)Have I said that?
(Aaronow)Are you?
(Moss)Did I say that?
(Aaronow)Did you talk to Graff?
(Moss)What did I say?
(Aaronow)What did he say?
(Moss)What did he say? (pause) He’d buy ’em.
(Aranow) Why are you doing this to me? (Moss) Because you listened.
(Blake)You think I’m fuckin’ with you? I am not fuckin’ with you.
(Blake)Your name’s Levene? (Levene)Yeah. (Blake)You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch? (Moss)I don’t gotta listen to this shit!
(Moss)Don’t ever sell to an Indian.
(Moss)They don’t give you the leads, they don’t give you the support, they don’t give you dick.
(Roma)The great fucks you may have had. What do you remember about ’em?
(Roma)Who said ‘Fuck the machine’? (Moss)Fuck the machine? Fuck the machine? FUCK THE MACHINE! What is this, courtesy class?
(Roma)Who told you you could work with men?
(Roma)You stupid fucking cunt!
(Williamson) Will you go to lunch? Will you go to lunch?
1) The leads are weak.
2)The LEADS are weak? The fucking leads are weak…YOU’RE weak. You can’t sell shit, you are shit, hit the bricks pal cuz you are OUT!
1/ You stupid fucking c*nt…. You!! Williamson!! I’m talking to you, shithead!! You just cost me $6,000……$6,000 and one Cadillac!!!… that’s right!!…. What are you gunna do about…… What are you gunna do about, Asshole!!…..You fucking shit!!! Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking c*nt!! …you idiot!! Whoever told you that you could work with men… Ohhhh I’m gunna have your job, shithead!!! …. I’m going downtown!!!…. I’m gunna talk to Mitch & Murray!!! I’m going to Lemken!! I don’t care who’s nephew you are …. who you know…. who’s dick you’re suckin’ on…. you’re goin’ out!! I swear to you you’re going out…
2/ Hey Roma….. let’s get this done!
1/ Anyone in this office lives on his wits…. I’m gunna be with you in a second……What you’re hired for is to help us…. does that seem clear to you?….. to HELP us….. NOT to fuck us up!!…. to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living!!…. you fairy!!! you company man!!!! I’ll tell ya something else … I hope you ripped the joint off, I can tell our friend here a little something to catch you…. you wanna learn the first rule… you’d know if you ever spent a day in your life… you never open your mouth til you know what the shot is…… you fucking child!!!!
1/ Let me have your attention for a moment…. cause you’re talking about what?…. you’re talking about ….. bitchin’ about that sale you shot…. some son of a bitch don’t wanna buy land…. somebody don’t want what you’re selling…..some broad he’s trying to screw and so forth…. let’s talk about some thing important…… are they all here?
2/ all but one
1/ I’m going anyway…… lets talk about something important…… PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN!! coffee’s for closer’s only….you think I am fucking with you???… I am NOT fucking with you…..I’m here from downtown…. I’m here from Mitch & Murray…. and I’m here on a mission of mercy….you’re name’s Levine???
3/ Yeah
1/ You call yourself a saleman, you son of a bitch??
4/ I don’t gotta listen to this shit…..
1/ You certainly don’t, pal cause the good news is… you’re fired!!! the bad news is you got, all you got just ONE WEEK to regain your jobs starting with tonight….starting with tonight’s sit!!!….. oh, do I got your attention now???….good!!, cause we’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest…. as you know , the first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado…. anybody wanna see second prize??? second prize is a set of steak knives….. third prize is you’re fired!…. you get the picture?…. you laughing now??? You got leads…. Mitch & Murray payed good money… Get their names to sell them!!, you can’t close the leads you’re given…you can’t close shit …. you are shit …. hit the bricks, pal and beat it cause you are going out!!!
2/ The leads are weak
1/ The leads are weak?? The fucking leads are weak?? You’re weak!!! I’ve been in this business 15 years…
4/ What’s your name???
– FUCK YOU!!! that’s my name!!! You know why, Mister?…. cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight…. I drove an $80,000 BMW … that’s my name!!!…and you’re name is *you’re wanting* and you can’t play in the man’s game, you can’t close them… go home and tell
1/ What’s your name
2/ FUCK YOU!!!! THATS MY NAME!!!
1/ You see this watch??
2/ Yeah…
1/ That watch cost more than your car!!! That’s…. my fucking name!!!
1/Did they get the contracts?
2/Fuck you care?
1/Fuck’s that suppose to mean?
1/_All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don’t mind it. That’s the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you’re going to regret the things you don’t do. You think you’re queer? I’m going to tell you something: we’re all queer. You think you’re a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There’s an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don’t think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won’t live in it. That’s me. Did you ever take a dump that made you feel like you just slept for 12 hours?… or a piss? Great meals fade in reflection, everything else gains, you know why? cause they’re only food, the shit we burn out… it’s only food. The great fucks you may have had, what do you remember about ’em?
2/_What do I remember?
1/_I dunno, for me… I’m saying what it is…it probably wasn’t the orgasm… some broad’s forearm on your neck… something her eyes did, there was that sound she made, I’m tellin’ ya, the next day I’m lyin’ in bed, she brings me a café-olé and a cigarette, my balls feel like concrete. I’m saying … What is our life? Our life is looking forward or looking back, that’s it, that’s our life. What is it we’re so afraid of?? Loss, what else? The bank closes? We get sick? My wife died on a plane. The stock-market collapsed, a lot of these things happen. Why do we worry, anyway? Why?
1: How was her coffeecake?
2: Hmm? Oh… storebought.
1: Fuck her.
1: We don’t gotta sit here and listen to this.
2: You sure don’t pal, ’cause the good news is – you’re fired!
1: Who are you? What’s your name?
2: You see this watch? You see this watch?
1: Yeah.
2: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that’s who I am, and you’re nothing. Nice guy, I don’t give a shit. Good father, fuck you! Go home and play with your kids! You wanna work here, close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can’t take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?
a salesman is somebody way up there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine.
A-B-C A-Always. B-Be. C-Closing. Always be closing. Always be closing!!
ABC. A, Always. B, Be. C, Closing. Always Be Closing. Always Be Closing.
All train compartments smell vaguely of shit.
Attention. Have I got your attention? Interest. Are you interested? I know you are, cos it’s fuck or walk, you close or you hit the bricks. Decision. Have you made your decision for Christ? And action. AIDA.
Blake: A-B-C. A – always, b – be, c – closing! Always be closing! ALWAYS.. be CLOSING! A-I-D-A! Attention, interest, decision, action! Attention! ‘Do I have you’re attention?’ Interest! ‘Are you interested? I know you are ’cause it’s fuck or walk!’ You close or you hit the bricks! Decision! ‘HAVE YOU MADE YOUR DECISION FOR CHRIST!?’ ..And action!
Coffee is for closers
Cop couldn’t find his dick two hands and a map.
fuck the machine, fuck the machine, FUCK THE MACHINE what is this courtesy class?
Fuck you! That’s my name!… You know why, mister? ‘Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW.
That’s my name.
FUCK YOU!!!! That’s my name! You know why mister? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove and 80,000 dollar BMW. THAT’S MY NAME!
Fuck you, THAT’S my name!
Good news, you’re fired. The bad news is you got–all you got just one week to regain you’re jobs. starting tonight’s sit. Oh, have I got you’re attention now? Good. Cause were adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.
Guy couldn’t find his dick two hands and a map.
Guy couldn’t find his fucking couch the living room.
I’m gonna find out who’s fucking coisin you are and figure out a way to have your ass, FUCK YOU!
Okay: I…look: I’m going to make
it worth your while. I am. I
turned this thing around. I closed
the old stuff, I can do it again.
I’m the one’s going to close ’em.
I am! I am! ‘Cause I turned this
thing a…I can do that, I can do
anyth…last night. I’m going to
tell you, I was ready to Do the
Dutch. Moss gets me, Do this,
we’ll get well… Why not. Big
fuckin’ deal. I’m halfway hoping
to get caught. To put me out of
my…
(pause)
But it taught me something. What
it taught me, that you’ve got to
get out there. Big deal. So I
wasn’t cut out to be a thief. I
was cut out to be a salesman. And
now I’m back, and I got my balls
back…and, you know, John, you
have the advantage on me now:
Whatever it takes to make it right,
we’ll make it right. We’re going
to make it right.
Only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted.
Only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted…A. Always. B. Be. C. Closing. Always Be Closing.
Patel? Ravidam Patel? How am I
going to make a living on these
deadbeat wogs? Where did you get
this, from the morgue?
Put that coffee down! Coffee is for closers only.
Put that coffee down!!..coffee’s for closers only.
Richard Roma; Sheldon The Machine Levine; Dave Moss; George Aaronow
Roma: What do you care? You gonna make me say it…you haven’t closed a deal in a month.
rule number one: you’d know it if you ever spent a day in your life. You never open your mouth until you know the shot
Sitting on top of the world. Everything’s fucking peach fuzz.
That guy’s a fuckin’ asshole. Anybody who talks to that asshole is a fuckin’ asshole.
The guy couldn’t find his fuckin’ couch in his living room!
the neihborgs
They say that it was so hot in the city today, grown men were walking up to cops on street corners begging them to shoot.
They stole the leads?! They stole the phones!? Oh Christ!
They’re insane! They – just – like – talking – to salesmen!
Third prize is – you’re fired
we’re adding a little something to this month’s sales competition….. as you all know first prize is a cadillac el dorado…. wanna know what second prize is….?!?!……. second prize is a set of steak knives……. third prize is you’re fired…… you get the picture???!!!
Well, I’m saying this, Shel:
usually I take the contracts to the
bank. Last night I didn’t. How
did you know that? One night in a
year I left a contract on my desk.
Nobody knew that but you. Now how
did you know that?
(pause)
You want to talk to me, you want to
talk to someone else…because this
is my job. This is my job on the
line, and you are going to talk to
me. Now how did you know that
contract was on my desk?
What the hell are you? You’re a fuckin’ secretary! Fuck you! That’s my message to ya: fuck you and you can kiss my ass and if you don’t like it baby I’m going across the street to Jerry Graff, period, fuck you.
What you’re hired for is to help us — does that seem clear to you? To help us. Not to fuck us up.
What’s my name? Fuck you, that’s my name!
Whats my name F**k YOU!!! That’s my name.
When you die you’re going to regret the things you don’t do. You think you’re queer? I’m going to tell you something: we’re all queer. You think you’re a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheated on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There’s an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, then be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don’t think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won’t live in it. That’s me.
Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. WILL you GO to LUNCH?!
You are here to help us… does that seem clear to you? That’s your job… To help us, not to fuck us up… to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living… You fairy! You company man!
You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?
You ever take a dump made you feel like you’d just slept for twelve hours?
You ever take a dump made you feel like you’d just slept for twelve hours?
You filed it then I’m over the fuckin’ top. You owe me a Cadillac. I don’t wanna hear any fuckin’ shit and I don’t give a shit, Lingck puts me over the top. You filed it, it went downtown. Now you owe me a car!
You filed it, that puts me over the fuckin’ top, I want my Cadillac! I don’t wanna hear no fuckin’ shit and I don’t give a shit! Lingk puts me over the top. You filed it, it went downtown, now you owe me the car.
You fuck little girls? So be it.
You got the memory of a fucking fly.
you heard the man, attack
You know your business, I know mine, Your business is being an asshole!
You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate.
You’ve got the memory of a fuckin’ fly.
You, Williamson…I’m talking to you, Shithead…You just cost me six thousand dollars. (pause)Six! thousand! dollars! And one
Cadillac. That’s right. What are you going to do about it? What are
you going to do about it…asshole? You fucking shit. Where did you
learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt!? You idiot. Whoever
told you you could work with men?… I’m going to have your job, shithead. I’m going downtown and talk to Mitch and Murrray, and I’m going to Lemkin. I don’t care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick you’re sucking on. You’re going out, I swear to you!
your name is your wanting and you can’t close. you can’t close shit. you are are shit. hit the bricks pal, because you are going out!
[song] Blue Skies sung by Al Jarreau
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