1) Does he look dangerous? 2) Where’s my little puppy? 3) Apparantly not
1) Thor! Were you arguing with the narrator? 2) Well he started it. 3) Did not.
1) Why didn’t you come sooner? 2) Why Ape have little stars around head 1) Remember everything I taught you about Queensberry Rules and fighting fair? 2) Uh-huh. 1) Well now’s a good time to forget it.
1) Will you shut up! Why don’t you talk about something else, like what we should do next? 2) Because I don’t like you
1) You not want me and Ursula to be together? 2) I’d rather have my tongue nailed to this table at breakfast. 1) That hurt.
1. Arthur, I wish you would do something about all these monkeys. I feel like Jane Goodall.
1. Madam, I knew Jane Goodall and you are no Jane Goodall.
A.B.: Wretched little weasel!
G.C.: Don’t you call me a weasel, ya big brontosaurus!
A.B.: Wretched little weasel!
G.C.: You big brontosaurus!
G.C.: We’ve got a talking ape. What have Siegfried and Roy got?
A.B.: Sequins?
G.C.: What do you see?
A.B.: An elephant.
G.C.: But what has the elephant got?
A.B.: Fleas.
G.C.: What do you see?
A.B.: An elephant.
G.C.: But what has the elephant got?
A.B.: Fleas.
Are you going to let a monkey make a monkey out of you?
Coffee that brings you together, when you’re in love.
Dog eat dog? Dog eat dog here? George never bringing Shep here! Uh uh! Never!
Drop him! You’re not his donkey.
George can’t die because he’s the star.
GEORGE george george of the jungle strong as he can be..watch out for that tree!!
George just lucky I guess!
George just lucky, I guess.
George’s buttflap.
George:Javajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajava(fast)
Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Ursula.
Hey…it’s a dude/! I told you there weren’t no white ape! You dragged me halfway across the world to see some guy in a leopard-skin bikini! If I wanted to see that, I woulda stayed in Miami!
I’m hungry.
Ah, shut up! You’ve been yakkin’ for two days straight and I’m gettin’ mad enough to–
You know, you really should try to control your anger. Have you ever tried Brankovski’s Cage The Rage technique?
If you do anything to disrupt my daughter’s wedding, i will remove your reason for wearing a loincloth!!
It’s easy to be outnumbered when you’re a zero.
JAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVA!!!!!!!!!
Let’s have a quick recap. Lyle is a big doofus.
Lyle says when he trips over root: Ursula, I found your scrunchie!
Madame, I knew Jane Goodall, and you are no Jane Goodall.
Narrator: George found out he looked pretty good in Armani.
George: Pretty darn good.
Narrator: Stay here? George is King of the Jungle. No four walls built by modern man can contain him!
George: Not true! George have every intention of doing exactly what Ursula say!
Narrator: Really, is that so?
George: For awhile.
No one here to look stupid for…just george.
oooh…big shiny cave!
Pardon me, girls. I know you’re feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning.
Pardon me, girls. I know you’re feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning.
Pretty DARN good!
rubber tree alway’s good for clothes line.
SAFARI LEADER: Bad guy falls in poop – classical element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?
REST OF GROUP: Ready!
ALL: AHH-HAHAHAHAHA!
Sleep Sweet Ursula!
so what do you think of my jungle. those very high tree tops good place to call friends from! o no george don’t ( george screams aw aw aw aw aw aw aw. wowowowowowo
Sorry, Stonebelly. The better man won, that’s all. Or, I should say, the one who brought mercenaries won; *that’s* all!
Stripes with stripes, spots with spots.
The very next morning, Quami and his men were getting dangerously close. That is getting dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle’s…………sleeping bag.
they have big shiny cave.
Thor, were you fighting with the narrator?
To swing or not to swing
TV COMMERCIAL ABOUT COFFE: when your in loveee
GEORGE: so george get coffee and usula love george
later: JAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVA!!!
Ursula: What does it want?
Ape Named Ape: ‘It’ wants its Physicians Reference back…unless you’d rather catch dengue fever.
What is it with chicks and horses?
where the devil is my egg timer?
Why everyone run around crazy like antelope in mating season?
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