Movie Quotes from Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter: Quotes from the movie Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

(ROB) Oh my God! Oh my God! Run! AAAHHH!!! Run! Run! He’s got me! He’s killing me! Run Trish! Run! AAAHHH!!! Trish run! AAAHHH!!!
(TRICIA) What? AAAHHH!!! What? AAAHHH!!!

(TOMMY) Die! Die! Die! Die!

1) C’mon get in the water! 2) Uh nah! We don’t have our suits!

1) Jason’s body has disappeared from the morgue.
2) It was stolen.
3) It was not stolen! Two people at the hospital are missing…coincidence? He’s alive!

1) Let me put it in the ol’ computer. 2) Hey I’m serious about this, Ted.
3) Hey! The computer don’t lie! Ok, let’s see…4) What?
5) It says…it says you’re…a dead fuck.

1) Mom? Mom? She’s not here.
2) Maybe she’s still jogging.
3) She’d never be gone this long in the rain! I’m going down the path.
4) Me too!
5) You stay here in case she comes back.
6) I’ll go!
7) Stay here and fix the lights!

1) Ted? Ted? I think, I think when we get into town, I should call Betty.
2) Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do.

1) Tina, we gotta go.

2) You go!
3) Tina, I’m gonna leave without you!
4) Take an umbrella!
5) You slut!

1) What are the sleeping arrangements here anyway? 2)Paul and I are taking the bedroom at the end of the hall, so you and Doug can sleep next door. 3) Really? 4) Yeah, it’s ok, they’re bunk beds. Don’t worry about it.

1) Why don’t you run this through your little computer, Teddy Bear?
2) Hey! Congatulations, Jimbo!

1) Ya wanta dance?
2) Yeah…yeah!
3) I, uh, thought you wanted to be with Ted?
4) Well, I did, but now I wanna be with you.
5) This makes me feel really bad. Well, do you wanna join them?
6) Jimmie…why don’t we just go upstairs?
7) Upstairs? Hahahahaha.

Ahhh Mahh

hi this is Jason and i just wanna let u know that your gonna die, so don’t flatter yourself!

I’m going for a swim. It seems to be getting a BIT cold in here.

I’m going to kill you, so you better beware

Jason is a legend, ginny, a legend…

Jesus Christmas! Holy Jesus God damn! Holy Jesus jumping Christmas shit!


Jimmy:Ted. I think…I think when we get to town I should call Betty.
Ted: Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do.Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice, I mean that’s useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new.
Jimmy: I don’t know anyone new.
Ted: Well, sex is a great way to meet them.

Lars Wheres the corkscrew for the wine bottle????

Paul says I’m great in bed, so that’s where I keep him.

Paul…. I know your out there,…. Paul??….Screw you Paul

Sara? Change your mind? Come on, get in here…there’s plenty of room, we can sing a duet…

Who is it, Paulie? Paulie? Hey, Paulie is that you? Hey Paulie…whoops dropped my bar of soap, old buddy, gonna have to get in here with me old pal! Hohohoho! AAAHHHH!!!

teddy, where the fuck’s the corkscrew?!?!


Was I a dead fuck?

Well, you know what I suggest you do about that, Ted, I think you should run that through your computer

Ya wanna give the ol’ Teddy Bear a kiss?

You better get that sucker in the icebox.. I must be nuts…I mean I must be…Goodnight Axl!

You know what I’m in the mood for?…..A Jarvis Sandwich!

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