– Nigga im santa clause, now wheres the fuckin’ milk and cookies!
-As you can see, I got my black ass back in the ghetto; the only place you can get robbed by santa clause on Christmas Eve.
911, Pimp down, Pimp down.
HEAVEN AND A NATURE AIN’T WORTH A FUCKIN’ SHIT! YA’LL HOES GOTTA MOVE THIS SHIT OFFA THIS CORNER!
All I want fo christmas is 2 fat bicthes with a name belt that say glitter on it.
All I want for christmas santa, is two fat bitches 2 bags a weed and 2 bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.
As You can see I got my black ass back in the ghetto. The only place You can get robbed by Santa on Christmas Eve. I dont think I can handle another GOD Damn Friday. This shit hurts.
Bad boy#1: He dosn’t even look like a reindeer, he looks more like a pitbull…..can you shake like a pitbull??
Elroy: Yeah, here let me show you.
KhLeO tHoMaS iS a HoTtIe
Bad boy#1: Man, he don’t look like no reindeer. He look like a pittbull. Giddy up pittbull.
Elroy: You better stop jumpin up and down before I have to bite your little ass.
Bad boy#1: Can you lock your jaws and shake like a pittbull?
Elroy: Yeah, want me to show ya?!
been jacked by santa clause all kinds of shit. we need security in the world craig
Brothers BBQ, tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo’ momma!
can we get some flash lights in case we catch some ho givin up some head behind the dumpster.
church ladies: come on ya’ll we goin to church we gonna go pray for these niggas.
Cookie: Called her HO HO HO and kept on running
Craig Jones/Day Day: You just got knocked the fuck out!
Craig: Get Your Titty Off My Chin
Craig: Ho ho, motherfucker!
Craig: its me mama, craig. the smart one, not day-day.
Day-Day: i bet u remember day-day don’t u.
Craig: Move over, it’s small in here, Day-Day: Naw Craig, you big in here!
Craig: You heard what happened to the last two security guards. Day-Day: You didn’t even hear what happened to the last two security guards, so how the fuck was I supposed to hear it? You just do your job and I’ma do mine.
Damon: Group Hug Nigga
DAMON: OO TUPAC, TUPAC TUPAC, OH DAMN U FINE!!!!
DAMON: OO TUPACM, TUPAC TUPAC, OH DAMN U FINE!!!!
Damon: Ya’ll look good in your little tight ass rent-a-cop outfits, Merry Christmas Niggets!!!
day day / Daddie how we look? ta ta da daaaa
elroy / like a damn snitch
Day Day : u can’t parc right here, cuz’ there’s a now policy, give me the number or you can’t parc here in this lot.
Day Day- How I look daddy? Du dun dunan…Uncal Elroy- Like a damn snitch, Look like you finna go tell on sombody right damn naw.
day day-you shouldd be nervous you a black cop
Day Day/ Man, we gotta have this party we had some bad hoes coming in here they said they gonna fuck for a buck, do something strange for alilttle change an you know we gonna make him holla for a doller. This one bitch said she gonna suck my dick from the back that aint ever happen to me tryin to see what that be like fin fin a fin wha fin a fin fin
Day Day: ARE YOU GLADE UR SONS A FAGG?
Day Day: I know ya’ll hoes just over here on this here corner usin the lords name to sell pussy.
Day Day: Top flight security of the world Craig, shit, Not just the city the world Craig
Day Day: Ya’ll trying to use the lord to sell pussy on this corner, I already know!!!
Day Day: You ain’t never met a Top Flight Security nigga like me
Day Day: you hoes usin’ the lord to sell pussy on this corner, Craig: hold up Day Day you can’t talk to these old ass ladies like that…
DAY DAY:HEAVEN AND A FUCK ALL THAT SHIT!Y’ALL HOES GOTTA BACK THIS SHIT UP OFF THIS CORNER!
Day-Day! Day-Day!! Day-Day!!! Get Your Scary ASS up I know You heard that shit!
DAY-DAY:HEAVEN AND A FUCK THAT ALL THAT SHIT! Y’ALL HOES GOTTA GET OFF THIS CORNER WITH THAT!
Don’t be sorry ho, be careful!!!
dont hate appreciate, u just mad because im always on the (day day blows whistle)crime scene
Freaks come out at night what, what, what, freaks come out at night… Whodini, buddy! Ha-ha!
give me the number or hit the fuckin road. /i aint never never heard of that rule. / thats cuse u never met a top flight security nigga like me.
HEAVEN AND A FUCK ALL THAT SHIT!Y’ALL HOES GOTTA BACK THIS SHIT UP OFF THIS CORNER!
heaven and fuck all that SHIT
Hold up wait a minute let me put some pimpin’ in it!
How are you doing…doesn’t matter…get the trunk
HOLY MOLY DONUT’S SHOP!!!
How are you? It doesn’t matter..get the trunk. Quickly, Quickly.
I AM A BOY!! You are not in prison anymore Damon!
I GOTTA PISS LIKE A RUSSIAN RACE HORSE IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY GETTING CHASED BY THE GLUE TRUCK…
i know you using the lord to sell pussy on this corner
I say u stick a plunger in his ass like they did in new york!
I want ya to know.. it aint ya booty, its ya beauty!
i was about to Barry Bonds y’all black asses
I’m not pussy whipped I.. Whip PUSSAY
ima die for this shit too
its not your beauty its your booty
Its not your booty its your beauty
Lookin like a project power ranger
looks like somebody beat the brakes off your motha fuckin ass
miss pearly : i’m gonna call the police on your ass
Craig : YEAH AND GET THAT LINED UP FIRST TOO BITCH!!
Miss Pearly: you betta get me the money by today, or somebody gettin their salad tossed tonight!
Moly: If theres any problems just blow, Toot, Toot!!!
Money Mike – You can lead a ho to water but you cant make em think, ya dig?
Money Mike -Did you pee on me
Money Mike- Alright how you doing, im money mike, dont squeeze hard
Money Mike- Crunching on your balls, in a one horse open sleigh…
Money mike- Hey can i help you? Short black dude- No. Money mike- Well this aint the baby gap !
Money mike- One at a time playa one at a time, working with a monsta !
money mike: 25% off. everything’s got to go. MAYBE even you.
Money Mike: Call 911, Pimp in Distress
Money Mike: I got to Pee Diddy!
Money Mike: I got to piss like a russian race horse at the kentucky derby wit a glue truck behind him
Money Mike:Oh Wait, so you thought I was play pimpin?
Mr. Jones: The chili here makes you wanna slap yo momma!
NEW QUOTE!!!! Day-Day: You like cuz yo’ sons a fag?
Nigga! I’m Santa Claus, where the fuck the milk and cookies?
Not On Duty, Not On Duty, Not On Duty.
One said she’d suck my dick from the back, Im tryna see what dat be like, dunnasey dunnasey!
pimpin pimpin pimpin
Pink Pimp: Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, jingle bells NUCKA… we gonna kick it NOOCKA!
Playa Down…Pimp in Distress
So it was a black man who robbed you. no it was a nigga who did this.
Speaking of which, where was YO antennas when them Niccas was tryin’ to rob me! [sorry] Don’t be sorry ho be Careful! I am tired of your presence, be gone!
That Micro mini pimp looks magically delishus
TOP FLIGHT! Security of the world Craig!
Uncle Elroy/ Willie nobody wants all that damn salt in there potato salad Willie/ Elroy i know wha i am doing Uncle Elroy/ Why are you jealous of me Uncle Willie/ Because anybody else would be livin large riht now last year this time you won a Million dollas now u back here at bro bro bro brothers barbque plus i look better then u Uncle Elroy/ ya don’t Uncle Willie/ i cook better then u Uncle Elroy/ Ya can’t Uncle Willie/ My dick is bigger then yourrrrrrrrrs Uncle Elroy/ It was cold that night, Willie
we top flight security of the word craig. not just the city the lord
What the Hell are You doing in my house? Eating A big ass sandwich and shit…
whateva criag you aint gonna be punking me when we 40
Whats crackin’ my name Day-Day and this my big head cousin Craig…you know Bee-vo-ladi got mo head then he got body
Whats up O.G. triple O.G. triple O.G.
White Cop: Puff, Puff, Give, Motherfucker!!!
you almost made me catch a heart attack!!
You can lead a hoe to
You got knocked the fuck out
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!
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