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Movie Quotes from Fever Pitch: Quotes from the movie Fever Pitch

1-Think about this. You love the Red Sox, right? Well when have they ever loved you back? 2-…..Who are you, Dr. Phil, get out of here.

1-Where does The Red Sox Rank in your life? 2-I SAY RED SOX, SEX..THEN BREATHING

All those things you feel for the Red Sox…I feel them too…for you.

Are you allowed to hit the children?
O yeah, you want a try? Here, I’ll hold him down for ya.

Are you shaving my balls? Don’t worry I’m a doctor.

Ben, do you find my wife attractive? Cause we could work something out.

Ben, I’m being arrested.

By the end of the day Ben had become one of God’s most pathetic creatures: a Red Sox fan

Careful Kid, they’ll break your heart.

Cop: Let her go.
Ben: Never.

Get off your knees and stop blowing the game!!

He has been so great. He took us out to breakfast and right now he’s washing your father’s balls.

Here, have a sponge.

I admit that when the whole baby thing happened, I froze. I thought of all the reasons why I shouldn’t be a father. But then I thought of a reason I should. Cause it would be ours. You know, pieces of you and me. And then I got so excited, I went out and bought a Red Sox outfit for a player to be named later.

I even made a list of all the things I like about you. I don’t have it with me but I remember what it said. I’ll skip down cause the first 7 are all body parts.

i just got so hurt… really hurt… and sometimes when that happens… something inside just shuts off

I love how you talk out of the side of your mouth. It’s like an adorable stroke victim.

If the Yankees looked that good in a dress, I’d be at the game.

If you love me enough to sell your tickets, I love you enough not to let you.

It’s good for your soul to give yourself completely to something you have no control over.

It’s good for your soul to invest in something that you can’t control

It’s official, I’m an idiot

It’s so cute I want to kill myself.

It’s the smoking.

Johnny Damon, best ass in the Major Leagues!

Lindsey: Let’s try to jerk one out of the park.
Ben: That’s the sexiest thing I’ve ever heard.

My dad died.
O I’m so sorry.
Yeah, I just found out this morning so it’s been a rough 24 hours.

Ted Williams would roll over in his freezer if he saw this .

That’s not Yankee dancing – that’s Devil Rays dancin’!

The Red Sox are the best relationship I have had.

This is the church of numbers. And every day is Sunday.

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