Elliot: He needs to go home, he’s calling his people, and I don’t know where they are, and he needs to go home.
Keys: Elliot, I don’t think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliot. It’s a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I’m glad he met you first.
(1) He’s a man from outer space and we’re taking him to his spaceship.
(2) Well, can’t he just beam up?
(1) This is REALITY, Greg.
(Yoda voice) You have absolute power
–Elliot, that machine, what does it do?
–The communicator? Is it still working?
–If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don’t catch it. Just call
me and we’ll call somebody and have them take it away.
–Like the dogcatcher?
–Where’s the playground?
–It’s near the preschool.
–Where’s that?
–I don’t know streets! Mom always drives me!
–Son-of-a-bitch.
1) Elliot what are you dressing up as this Halloween? 2) I wanna go as a Goblin. 1) What about you Gert? 3) I’m going asa cowgirl. 2) You always go as a cowgirl.
1) He´s a man from outer space and we´re taking him to his spaceship. 2) Well, can´t he just beam up? 1) This is REALITY Greg.
1)Maybe it was a coyote, or you know they say they’re alligators in the sewers- 2)Alligators in the sewers. 1)Or maybe it was an elf or a leprachaun- a deformed kid? (2) A deformed kid. (3) IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT PENIS BREATH! (4) Haha, Elliot sit down.
1. Grown ups can’t see him. Only little kids see him.
2. Give me a break.
1. Maybe it was an iguana. 2. It was no iguana! 1. Maybe uh,…uh, you know, they say there are alligators in the sewers. 3. Alligators in the sewers! 4. All we’re trying to say is maybe you just probably imagined it. 2. I couldn’t have imagined it! 1. Maybe it was a pervert, or a deformed kid or something. 3. A deformed kid! 1. Maybe uh, an elf or a leprechaun! 2. IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT, PENIS BREATH!! 4. ELLIOT!!! Sit down!
1. Remember the goblin? 2. You’re so lame Elliot!. 1. No, Michael, he came back! 2. He came back? HE…CAME……..BACK?! AAAAAGGHHHHHHH! 1. Don’t faint! I have absolute power. Say it… SAY IT!!! 2. Well, what have you got? Just a coyote? 1. No…. Now listen. Swear, the most excellent promise you can make. Swear as my only brother, on our lives!! 2. OK! Don’t get so heavy, I swear! 1. OK. Stand over there, and, you better take off your shoulder- 2. WHAT??!! 1. You might scare him! And uh, close your eyes. 2. Don’t push it, Elliot! 1. I’m not coming out there until your eyes are closed! 2. OK! They’re closed! (man i’m just going to kill you! ughhhhhhh!) 1. OK! one more time! I have,- 2. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTE POWAH!! YES, MAN!!! (animal comes out with Elliot)
1. What are you going as for Halloween? 2. I’m not going on a stupid Halloween. 3. Why don’t you go as a goblin? 1. You shut up. 4. It’s not that we don’t beleive you, honey. 1. Well it was real, I swear! 4. What are you going as, (1)? 1. I’m going as a cowgirl.
You must be dead, because I don’t know how to feel. I can’t feel anything anymore.
Elliot: He’s a man from outer space and we’re taking him to his spaceship. Greg: Well, can’t he just beam up? Elliot: This is REALITY, Greg.
M: Maybe he’s some animal that wasn’t supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan. E: A bald monkey? G: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.
You must be dead, because I don’t know how to feel. I can’t feel anything anymore.
A bald monkey!?
all you sucka mc’s try to be me. fuck you. i hate you
love, burns
BE QUIET. ET IS GOING TO SAY HIS LINE.
But they’ll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something.
Coke. You see, we drink it. It’s a, it’s a drink. You know, food. These are toys, these are little men. This is Greedo, and then this is Hammerhead, see this is Walrus Man, and this is Snaggletooth and this is Lando Calrissian. See…and look, they can even have wars. Look at this. Look fish. Fish eat the fish food, and the shark eats the fish, and nobody eats the shark. See, this is PEZ, candy. See you eat it. You put the candy in here and then when you lift up the head, the candy comes out and you can eat it. You want some? This is a peanut. You eat it, but you can’t eat this one, ’cause this is fake. This is money. You see. You put the money in the peanut. You see? It’s a bank. See? And then, this is a car. This is what we get around in. You see? Car. Hey, hey wait a second. No. You don’t eat ’em. Are you hungry? I’m hungry. Stay. Stay. I’ll be right here. Okay? I’ll be right here.
DADA THERES A BOOBY ON ME
did u hear about burns, he fell down a wishing well during his bar mitzvah, it was really sad, almost a tear-jerker
did you hear about cameron he had to go to home from school and then spencer farted on him it was ugly and smelled like breth
did you hear about grant, his grandma died and then burnsy kept calling him to talk on the phone with him even though burnsy was his poo
did you hear about spencer he got lipstick stuck in his vagina and then he pooed
did you hear about spencer, he pooed on stratty when he was singing his portion of the torah… it was disgusting and it looked like santa clause
did you remember when spencer said that he touched himself it means he put on lipstick… COUGH COUGH LOSA
E.T. phone home
E.T. Phone Home!!
E.T. phone home.
eddie misses connor?
Elliot, seeing how Drew Barrymore’s charactor dressed ET: OH, GOD!!!!!
ET doesnt know what to do, hes got a pot of honey stuck on his face
ET phone home.
ET went on strike with janita, she doesnt knoow that he did though
Fuck you dumb ass! Your moms a mother fucker!
GERTIE: Here he is.
MARY: Who?
[hits ET with the refrigerator door]
GERTIE: The man from the moon. But I think you’ve killed him already.
He doesn’t even like Mexico!
How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?
I don’t care! You are not going out dressed as a terrorist!
I don’t like his feet
I don’t like his feet.
I taught him how to talk now, he can talk now.
I’ll be right here…
I’m keeping him
It was nothing like that, penis breath!!!!!!
maybe i should touch your genitals before we leave.
Meet you at the lookout, at the lookout. I’m not stupid ya know.
Michael: Maybe he’s some animal that wasn’t supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan.
Elliot: A bald monkey?
Gertie: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.
Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.
Gertie: A deformed kid.
Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechan.
Elliot: (stands up) IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT, PENIS BREATH!!
Mom: Elliot! (laughs) Sit down.
Mommy I want you to meet somebody. (SMACK) I think you just killed him!
pass the baby-et
Pizza! Who said you guys could order a pizza, huh??!!
spencer wiggled himself through a tube full of his billabongs
Stay.
SUCK MY PENIS YOU CYOTE WILDY
The fish eat the food, and the shark eats the fish. But nobody eats the shark.
The frogs won’t feel a thing.
They’re only feet ya little twirp!
twinky, dicky, lala, poe TELETUBBIES
Ty: Hey, Elliot, where’s your goblin?
Michael: Shut up!
Steve: Did he come back?
Greg: Well, did he?
Elliot: Yeah, he came back. But he’s not a goblin, he’s a spaceman.
Greg and Ty:Whoa!!
Ty: As in Extra-Terrestrial. Where’s he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?
Greg: He doesn’t get it Ty.
Ty: Get it? Your anus?
Greg:He doesn’t get it.
Elliot: You’re so immature!
Greg: And you’re such a cintus supremus!
Elliot: Zero charisma!
Greg: Cintus supremus!
Elliot: Zero charisma!
Greg: Cintus supremus!
Elliot: Shut up, Greg!
Greg: Cintus supremus!
Elliot: ZERO CHARISMA!
Girl: Hi, Elliot!
Greg: You whimp!
We’re all going to die, and they’re never going to give me my license!
We’re sick….I think we’re dying
Wheres Mexico!
You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn’t let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together.
You must be dead, because I don’t know how to feel. I can’t feel anything anymore.
You must be dead, because I don’t know how to feel. I can’t feel anything anymore.
You’re luggage.
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