–What are you doing?
–I’m trying to drive you to the store!
1) Did you have the air-conditioning checked? I told you to have the air-conditioning checked.
2) I had the air-conditioning checked – I don’t know what for, you never allow me to turn it on.
1) Hush up!
1) Oh! You made a wrong turn in Opelika. 2) You made it with me, and you got the map!
1: You’re my best friend.
2: No, go on Miss Daisy.
1: No, really, you are…
2: You are.
An old nigger and an old Jew woman taking off down the road together. That is one sorry sight.
Cars don’t misbehave, Mama, they have to be caused to misbehave.
Goodbye! Goodluck! Good God!
I didn’t say he was handsome I said he was handy
I don’t have any privacy. It’s like having children in the house.
I just love the smell of a new car. Don’t you, Miss Daisy?
I taught some of the stupidest children God ever put on the face of this earth and all of them could read well enough to find the name on a tombstone.
I wouldn’t be in your place if the sweet Lord Jesus came down from Heaven and asked me Hisself.
I’ve got a real hankering for fried chicken!
If I had a nose like Florine I wouldn’t go around saying Merry Christmas to anybody.
If I had a nose like Florine, I wouldn’t go around saying ‘Merry Christmas’ to anybody.
Is that here idea of Heaven? Socializing with Episcoplains?
It only took me six days. Same time it took the Lord to make the world.
It works for me!
Mama, cars don’t behave. They are behaved upon.
Miss Daisy: I like to go under the speed limit…The slower you go, the more you save on gas. Hoke: I can’t hardly move, may as well walk, you paperwate.
You ought to have a job on the radio announcing the time.
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