Movie Quotes from Divorcing Jack: Quotes from the movie Divorcing Jack

1: Why don’t art students look out the window in the morning?
2: So they’ll have something to do in the afternoon.

Cider! Brilliant! 2 Bottles of this and you wake up with a pile of vomit in your slippers and six hours pregnant.

JI: That’s very kind of you Dan, but I’ve already fucked her….[nods reassuringly] quite good…

No one has ever given me 1/26 of their birthday present before.

The best part of breaking up is having your nose broken

You can leda a whore to culture but you can’t make her think

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