–Do you care even about the Holocaust or do you think it never happened?
–Not only do I know that we lost six million, but the scary thing is that records are made to be broken.
–He’s too old for her. –So are you. –I’m much too old for her! But because of my immaturity, I have a boyish quality.
–Is he alright? –He’s dead, honey. You got one a’ them rubber bags?
1: May God strike me dead if I’m lying. 2: You’re an atheist!
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
Because of my immaturity, I have a boyish charm.
I think you’re the opposite of a paranoid. I think you’re under the insane delusion that people like you.
I’m a guy who can’t function well in life be can in art.
I’m as much of a victim as you! You think that getting a blowjob from a big-bosomed twenty-six year old is a pleasurable thing for me?
I’m OD’ing on myself.
Six shrinks later, three wives down the line, and I still can’t get my
The most important words in the English language are not ‘I love you’ but ‘It’s benign.’
The two most important things are the work that you choose and sex.
Tradition is an illusion of permanence.
Wife: I knew you were mentally ill when I married you, but I thought that because I was a trained professional that I could help you!
Woody: The last thing you should do is get down on yourself as a therapist.
You take everyone’s suffering and turn it into gold. Literally gold!
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