Movie Quotes from Death Becomes Her: Quotes from the movie Death Becomes Her

1) Now a warning 2) NOW a warning?!

1) Where did you put my wife? 2) She’s dead, sir. They took her to the morgue. 1) The morgue? She’ll be FURIOUS!

1) Where is she? 2) She’s in the morgue 1) The morgue! She’ll be furious!

1)Well it is the natural law.. 2)Oh, SCREW the natural law!

1. Ha you took the potion! 2. How do you know about that?! Ha, you took the potion too! So that’s why you look the way you do!
1. Well, I hardly needed it.

1. Have we met? 2. Vivien Adams. I never got to thank you for the spectacular job you did on my Aunt Esther.

1. Helen- we haven’t heard from you in awhile. Is there anything you’d like to- to talk about with the group?
2. Yes. I would like to talk about… Madeleine Ashton. 3.(Everyone)NOOOOOO!

1. I fired her. 2. That was nice of you dear. 1. Well, I almost fired her.

1. Look, there’s Ernest! 2. My God, I don’t think she gave him the good stuff. He still looks like hell! 1. Look! He still got it.

1. No, you admit it! You thought I was cheap! 2.Allright. I thought you were cheap. 1. Well, I hurt you on purpose and I’m really sorry. 2. I’m sorry too.

1. Rose, aren’t you forgetting something? 2. It’s only Thursday. 1. I know, but I think I need to hear it every day. 2.My Madame! You’re looking younger everyday! 1.Thank you Rose! Thank you very much!

1. We can’t even inflict pain! 2.PAIN! (slam) I’ll tell you about pain! Bobby O’ Brien, Ernest Menville, that’s pain.

1…try to give him a little depth. 2.Oh no sir! You can’t give him any depth! People have to recognize him!

1.Look at me Ernest! I’m soaking wet! 2.And there seems to be something seriously wrong with your blouse.
1. I have a hole in my stomach! I HAVE A HOLE IN MY STOMACH!

A)Now a warning….
B)NOW a warning?!?!?!?!?

Beauty book my BUTT!

Beauty book my butt! You’re a lie Helen, you’re a walking lie and I can see right THROUGH YOU!

Could you just not breathe?

Could you just, not breath?

Do you remember where you parked the car?

E: Where did you take my wife?! N: She’s dead, sire; they took her to the morgue. E: The MORGUE! She’ll be FURIOUS!

E: You stay away from me! M: You bet I will! Animal! Psycho! E: Don’t come near me! M: Wife-pusher! E: Don’t come near me or talk to me! Don’t come near me or follow me or talk to me! M: I don’t intend to. I just have to make a phone call…I just have to make a quick phone call. 911, right? You’re in the shithouse now pal!

En garde, BITCH

Engard bitch!

Ernest Menville:(about Helen Sharp)Oh she’s dead!
Madeline Ashton:(shocked look on face) These are the moments that make life worth living!

Ernest! MY ASS! I can see my ass!

Ernest! My ass! I can ass!
There’s something really wrong with your neck too.
I would say so! I would freaking well say so. Ernest. What’s wrong with me.
It’s a dislocated neck, that’s what it is. I can happen. I’ve never seen it happen but it can happen.
Yeah, so fix it.
I don’t know just do it!
I wouldn’t know where to begin Madeline.
For pity’s sake! Ernest. I think I need a doctor.

ERNEST!!! You pushed me down the stairs.

Ernest…you pushed me down the stairs!


Flaccid! Fla-a-a-acci-i-i-id!!

Free weights? Exercise? Beauty book my butt! Helen, you’re a fraud and a walking lie and I can see right through you!!! Ha Ha Ha, and as a freind, some advice; I would stay out of a bathing suit for awhile, at least a two peice…SMACK!

Get away from me…You bet I will animal, psycho! Wife pusher!

He died in his hot tub! He was making love- to his 18 year old fiance.

Helen:…The Madeline Ashton test…Please don’t fail, I…I don’t know if I could take it.
Ernest: Do you know how silly you’re sounding? Listen to me, I have absolutely no interest in Madeline Ashton.
(Then very next clip they show Ernest and Madeline walking down the aisle right after being married.)

i can see- MY ASS!

I see right trough you!

I spoke to my PR woman and she said Madeleine Ashton goes to the opening of an envelope. Oh, those people can be so cruel! I fired her. Well, I almost fired her.

I wonder if perhaps you have…ever heard of Lisle Von Rhuman?

Is IT up yet? Yes, sir. IT’s in the bath.

It’s another miracle!

Keep your ass handy!

M: What if the police were to receive an anonomyous phone call about you, and find me here on the floor. Not breathing, no pulse. Ain’t nobody can play dead like me, ******. What will you tell them? You’re going to be very popular is prison. E: Prison… M: (gasp) Prison. Do you know what they do to short, bald, overweight Republicans in prison, ******? E: I’ll get the shovels, dear.


Madam, there’s a Miss Helen Sharpe and a gentleman here to see you. Oh? How does she look? Who? HELEN you idiot!

Madeline Ashton! Talk about waking the dead…

Madeline: Aha!YOU took the potion!
Helen: How do you know about that? Gasp! YOU took the potion too! SO no wonder you look the way you do… and you’re dead.
Madeline: I hardly needed it! When did you take it anyway?

MADELINE: I just have to make a telephone call -911 right? your in the shithouse now pal!!!!!

Madeline: your a walking lie helen and i can see right through you
{looking through her hole in her stomach.

Makeup is pointless! It does nothing any more. You stand there with your 22 year old skin and your tits like rocks and laugh at…are you even listening to me do you even care?

My ass! I can SEE my ASS!

Ooohhh clever little wit; she sent seating assignments…



She’s a woman, Earnest. From Newark, for God’s sake.

She’s sensational!!!

Siempre Viva! Live forever!

Siempre Vive- Live forever.

THAT was totally uncalled for!

That was totally uncalled for.

THAT! was totally uncalled for!

This is life’s ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay.

Til death do us part! Well, you girls are dead. And I’m parting.

We’ll make it look like she has had a little too much to drink

what if it fades, what if it chips, what if it rains?!

What part of the plan didn’t you understand?

Will he come back for touchups? Even if he does, he won’t live forever.

wrinkled, wrinkled little star. Hope they never see the scars.

You phony, hollow BITCH!!!

You’re a walking lie, Helen, and I can see right through you.

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