Movie Quotes from D2: The Mighty Ducks: Quotes from the movie D2: The Mighty Ducks

…and when everyone says it can’t be done, ducks fly together.

1)Gunnar, you lost it for me.
2)You lost it for yourself.

1)Hans couldn’t make it?
2)Now don’t get me started with that strudel head! He went back to the old country. He wanted to see our mother. She loved him more, you know!

1)That guy’s a teenager?
2)Uh, yeah. Hormones.

1)Yee-haw! How’s everybody? Y’all ready to play some puck?
2)Hey, look, it’s Hop-Along Gretzky!
1)Great day for hockey, ain’t it?
3)Sure is, cowboy.

Banks:I woke up this morning…the pain was gone

Coach Bombay: Haven’t you guys been training in the off-season
Lester Averman: I knew we’d forgotten something

Coach Bombay: Hey. How are you feeling today, Goldberg?
Goldberg: Lean and mean!

Coach Stanson:Stahl, you lost this game for me.
Stahl: You lost it for yourself.

Don Tibbles: Today it’s Wheaties boxes. Tomorrow it’s video games and action figures. The sky’s the limit!

Dwayne: Charlie This isn’t the N.B.A.
Charlie: But its the perfect teamwork play!

Dwayne: Where I come from we treat ladies with respect!
Connie: Thank you, Dwayne, but I’m no lady. I’M A DUCK!

Gordon: 12 to 1, 12 to 1, you know what word comes to mind when you think of that. PATHETIC! Jesse: Well if we cant beat them we might as well keep our pride.

Hey… Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you’d stop it! Hahaha!


I’m Hurrying Shhh.
Go Ahead.
Jessie That’s Not Pride.

Iceland Player- Hahaha, You’re mine. Kenny Wu- Oy Vey!

Iceland’s meaner, stronger, faster. They, they got more facial hair!

Lester Averman: Aw, I smell something.
Everyone: Goldberg!
Goldberg: It wasn’t me!
Portman: No, it was me!

Lester Averman: Here with us, Greg Goldberg, goaltender for Team USA. Greg, what’s it gonna take to beat these feisty Icelanders, tonight?
Goldberg: I think it will take a supreme individual effort, by me, Greg Goldberg.

Lester Averman: They’re bigger. They’re stronger. They’ve got more facial hair!


Portman-Speak for your self babe Banks- Her names Juile not babe Portman-Don’t tell me how to talk rich boy Fulton- Yo parter chill

Russ Bother-My little bother russ told me that u guys have been messing up majorly
Hall- While ur bother got a big mouth
RussBother- He does doesn’t he

Russ Tyler: I’m getting sick of you, and I’m getting sick of seing the U.S.A. represented by a bunch of whining babies!
Jesse: Well too bad you can’t back up that mouth!

Thank you dwayne but i’m no lady i’m a duck!

There have been many distractions since we’ve been here. This is a distraction, this is a firing barrel. This is a distraction in a firing barrel. Any questions?

They’re bigger. They’re stronger. They’ve got more facial hair!

This isn’t a hockey game it’s a circus.

What did people back then play for? Goldberg: Filaffles? Someone in the backround:You wish Goldberg

Wu Wu Wu Kenny Wu!

Y’all ain’t never seen my knuckle puck?

Yeah someone licked me

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