…And if we fold, you’ll have no damn phones.A T & T – we’re tired of your crap.
1) Let’s LEVEL WITH AMERICA! 2) We CAN’T level with America, you crazy bastard, we’re in advertising!
1. i hate art therapy! i hate art! i hate those little figurines! i, also, hate vinyl… am i off the point? 2. you would not believe how far.
Call now, admit you’re fat, and get a free plant. A free plant for fat slobs. …I’m a fat slob!
Come in the Bahamas
Come to New York, it’s not as dirty as you think
come to new york, there were fewer murders last year.
Come to New York, there were fewer murders than last year.
Did somebody fart or did this whole room just drive past an oil refinery ?
did you just fart, or did this whole room just drive past an oil refinery?
Forget France. Come to Greece – we’re nicer.
Friznik Fer, Dir Sony Gurm. I’m still trying to work out the kinks.
Friznik Fer, Dir Sony Gurm. I’m still trying to work out the kinks.
Hello, hello, hello! What a wonderful word, hello!
Hello.
Hey babe, we’re Sony. How’s it going?
Hey, man, buy a Porsche.
hopes and dreams can’t be lies
i fear the trees are displeased with me.
i have a fear of closed spaces. and i have a fear of open spaces. actually, i have a fear of everything.
I want to know how the fuck the word fuck gets in the New York fucking Times!
i want to know how the fuck the word fuck got in the new york FUCKING times!
I’m going to run down some caucasions today
I’m going to run down some caucasions today.
I’ve always thought that trees were somehow disapproving of me.
if everyone just went, there wouldn’t be traffic!
is this paper?
Jaguar- sleek and smart. For men who would like handjobs from beautiful women they hardly know!
Metamucil. It helps you go to the toilet. If you don’t use it you get cancer and die.
Metamucil. It helps you go to the toilet. If you don’t use it, you get cancer and die.
Metemucil, it makes you go to the toilet, if you don’t use it you’ll get cancer and die.
My name is Manuel Robles. I’m latino and I enjoy it.
Oh,this is just great,Truth in travel,Forget France,The French can be annoying,come to Greece,We’re Nicer. We’re Nicer. adman Stephen Bachman is reading an ad that Emery Leeson wrote.
Only,Dr.Baylor is no longer employed here.
You’re quite a son of a bitch are’nt you ?
people who use carphones annoy other drivers.
Porche, it’s a little too small to get laid in… but you get laid the minute you get out.
Porche- Too small to get laid in, but you will get laid as soon as you step out
SONY, because caucasions are just too damn tall.
Sony. Because caucasians are just too damn tall.
Sony. Bony.
The Freak, this movie won’t just scare you, it’ll fuck you up for life.
United, most of our passengers get there alive.
Volvo: They’re boxy, but they’re good.
volvos. they’re boxy, but they’re good.
we did get pens. i love my pen.
we talked about clay, and we talked about primary colors, and we talked about draaaaawing, and how different people see different things in different ways.
yes, yes i’ll call her. i’ll use the phone! they’re perfect for just that sort of thing.
You can’t have sex with a Saab. It’s unnatural and you might get hurt.
You can’t have sex with a Saab. It’s unnatural, and you might get hurt.
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