(blows into glass)Welcome to my life.
*He who possesses the Spear of Destiny holds the fate of the entire world in his hands*____ The Spear of Destiny has been missing since the end of World War Two
*Stay in the car*__ *wait here*__Men!
–I need you to leave.
1-Going down? 2- Not if I can help it! (doors close)
1/_Detective, what if I told you that God and the Devil made a wager… A standing bet for the souls of all mankind
2/_I’d tell you to stay on your meds…
1/_Humour me…. *no direct contact with humans* that would the rule, just influences, see who would win
2/_Ok, I’m humouring you… why?
1/_Who knows, maybe just for the fun of it, no telling.
2/_Oh, so it’s fun… it’s fun when a man beats his wife to death, it’s fun when a woman drowns her own baby, and you think it’s the Devil.
1/_I don’t believe in the Devil
2/_You should, he believes in you
1/_I guess God’s got plans for all of us
2/_God’s a kid with an ant-farm, honey… he’s not planning anything
1/_I’m a suicide, Angela. When I die, The world says I’ve got just one place to go
2/_You’re trying to buy your way back into heaven
1/_What would you do if you were sentenced to a prison where half the inmates were put there by you?
1/_She was a patient at Ravenscar. She jumped off the roof.
2/_I thought you said she was murdered?
1/_Yeah, well, Isabel wouldn’t have taken her own life.
2/_Yeah, what kind of mental patient kills herself? That’s just crazy.
angela:is this good or do i have to take the rest of my clothes off?(long pause)…John?
constantine: i’m thinking.
Angels and demons can’t cross over into our plane. So, instead we get what I call half-breeds. The influence peddlers. They can only whisper in our ears. A single word can give you courage, or turn your favorite pleasure into your worst nightmare. Those with the demon’s touch and those part angel, living alongside us. They call it the balance. I call it hypocritical bullshit
Balthazar: Finger Lickin’ Good
Constanine: You’ve waited twenty years for me, Lu. What’s another twenty seconds?
constantine: at least God has sense of humour… his punchline are killers!( walks out in the rain)
Constatine: (To Satan) You’ve waited twenty years for me. What’s twenty seconds?
Gabriel: If sweet, sweet God loves you so, then I will make you worthy of His love. But it’s only in the face of horror that you truly find your noble self, and you can be so noble. So… I will bring you pain, I will bring you horror…so that you may rise above it…
Gabriel: You’re going to die young becuase you’ve smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were fifteen, you’re going to hell because of the life you took….. You’re Fucked
Gabriel: Your ego is astounding!.
Constantine: Gabriel. Figures.
Gabriel: You judging me now, John?
Constantine: Betrayal, murder, genocide. Call me provincial.
Gabriel: I’m merely trying to make you worthy of God’s love.
Constantine: By handing Earth over to the son of the Devil. Help me here.
I always denied I could see.
I don’t believe in the devil. You should; he believes in you.
I have a entire theme park of Red Delights waiting for You…
I heard thunder last night…. must have been Satan’s stomach growling.
John: I told you to move your car.
Chas: Right, John, you did tell me to move it, but if you would have told me there was a three hundred pound mirror you were dropping with a pissed-off demon, I would have moved it further, John!
Take it from me, two minutes in hell is a lifetime
This is Kramer, Chas Kramer asshole
We’re finger-puppets to them, John, not doorways
Who’s the rat in a dress now, huh bitch?!
you can’t sit on the bench if you aren’t ready to play the game
You did good, kid.
You don’t deserve to be human
[Tagline]___Hell wants him___ Heaven won’t take him___Earth needs him
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