Movie Quotes from Conspiracy Theory: Quotes from the movie Conspiracy Theory

1) (into vent) Jerry, Jerry hang on, I’m coming to get you! 2)Alice? You can fit through there?

1) David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy, Richard Speck…
2) What about them?
1) Serial killers. Serial killers only have two names. You ever notice that? But lone gunmen assassins, they always have three names. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman…
2) John Hinckley. He shot Reagan. He only has two names.
1) Yeah, but he only just shot Reagan. Reagan didn’t die. If Reagan had died, I’m pretty sure we probably would all know what John Hinckley’s middle name was.

1) I love you.
2) Now you tell me.

1) I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day, and ask her if she’ll marry me in some old-fashioned way. Every little thing she does is magic.
2) Jerry, those are song lyrics!

1. Did you see his nose? 2. He said he got bitten by a dog
1. Rough!


A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

Can’t Take My Eyes Off You.

David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy, Richard Speck…

Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic.

Hey baby!

I am an American citizen, and I demand to see Alice Sutton.

I don’t even call it Love. I call it Geronimo.

I love her so much, aaah she wrecks me

I love the delicate shadow of she wanting me to be

I miss your face.

I’m only paranoid because they want me dead.

I’m sorry your dead Alice

If the intelligence community is a family, think of us as the uncle
no one talks about.

In one hour, I want to know where she eats, where she sleeps, the name
of her kindergarden teacher. Everything.

It’s on the tip of my brain.

Life is like a box of poop, it tastes like shit.

Love gives you wings

Love gives you wings.

The Vietnam War was fought over a bet that Howard Hughes lost to
Aristotle Onassis.

This guy’s a restraining order waiting to happen.

To be normal, to drink Coca-Cola and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken is to be in a conspiracy against yourself.

Why is this thing safe for me and not for my keys.

You’ve never seen her run

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