–An owner’s manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.
–Ford Lincoln mercury Sable?
–A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth, and a small furry animal.
–You going to finish that?
1/_ Excuse me sir, but should they be in fact, creatures from another planet, isn’t that the Air Force’s responsibility?
2/_ If they’re just visiting, sure… but the minute they try to work here, they’re mine!
1/_Greetings Lisa, ahhh… an excellent crop of decorative growth!
2/_Aw, you’re just being nice
1/_Perhaps you and Larry will join us for the consumption of mass quantities this weekend… will we ignite our new flame pit and char some mammal flesh for you
2/_That sounds like fun!
1/_You look handsome, yet uncomfortable in your pubescent ceremonial garb
2/_yeah… You mean my tux, right?
1: All men are pigs! 2: Ah, pigs: an omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertibrate that defecates the same place it consumes.
1:Beldar, you tryin to tell me you don’t got a social security number? 2: That is correct, I am an illegal alien. 1:I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!! EVERY TIME I MAKE SOME MONEY THIS HAPPENS!!!
1:It is time for mid-day cessation of activities for carbo-protien intake. 2: Yeah, sure. Take your lunch break.
1] I find you unacceptable! 2] yes sir 1]If i did not fear incarceration by human authority figures I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt-skull as to cause its collapse !!!
1] I find you unacceptable!…2] Yes sir
Ahh tang the drink astraunats brought to the moon. Astraunats to the mood Nyhahahahahaha
Beldar, I am *with cone*
connie’s boyfriend) whoa…my mother is the only one who could take a sandwich like that…..
I will comply… but it is as if you have seized me by the base of my snarvlies!
Im not about to tell you Harv
Im not about to tell you Harv!
It is if you have cut me off by the base of my snargglies
It is if you have cut me off by the base of my snarlgglies.
It is not every day when one can give his daughter the world
maintain low tones with me maintain low tones
Maintain low tones with me maintain low tones!
Mibs Mibs! unacceptable!
My mom’s the only person I ever knew that could take a sandwhich like that!!!! GOD!!!
My plubar has broken,….the birth spasm has begun.
Narful the garthunk!!!!!!!!!!
That’s pretty cheap Conehead.
WARNING do not scorch the top of your neck hole when comsuming lactait of food mamals
We come from France.
We come from France.
We’re from France.
what’s a garhoc
You are wearing far too much lip and cheek enhancement!
You are wearing far too nuch lip and cheek enhancement!
You have successfully narfled the garthug
You just can’t talk religion with some people!
Your breathing has become erratic… a torg for your thoughts?
[song]_*Soul To Squeeze*__by__The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
[song]_Tainted Love__by__Soft Cell
[Tagline] Young ones! Parental Units! We summon you!
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