(Diana)How many gin and tonics have you had? (Sidney)Three gins and one tonic.
(Diana)I would like a drink please. (Sidney)You drank everything in California. Try Nevada.
(Hannah)What are you doing mate-wise? (Billy)Mate-wise? I’m seeing a very nice girl. (Hannah)Where are you seeing her to?
1/When you played Elizabeth you looked like a warthog!
2/That was acting! This is living. Living I want to be beautiful.
1/Why didn’t I wear my black pantsuit?
2/Because I am wearing it.
1:) What’s that green slime you’re eating? It looks like a dish out of Oliver Twist. 2:) I’m not sure… I think they run the front lawn through a blender.
Have I been hit by a bus? I look as though I were hit by a fully-loaded tour guided bus.
I don’t have a lifestyle. I have a life.
I’d like to throw up but the room’s too small.
I’d loike to throw up but the room’s too small.
It’s been an evening of ups and downs, hasn’t it? Care to continue the motion?
It’s like paradise, with a lobotomy.
Say something NICE to me Sidney! I’ve been getting ready for this bullshit affair for THREE HOURS!
Sidney! I saw your privates!
The cameraman must shoot luggage commercials. All you can see are the bags under my eyes.
We should never have come. I never know how to dress in this bloody country. It is so easy to dress in England. You just put on warm clothing.
What’s wrong with my hair? It looks like I’ve combed it with a towel.
With Nixon in the White House, good health seemed to be in bad taste.
You’re worse than a hopeless romantic. You’re a hopeful one.
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