1.I heard he was gay. 2. No, he’s not gay, he’s married. 3. Oh yea, that right up there with ‘He’s not gay, he’s in a fraternity!’
But I was so butch when I said it!
Cole: Is there a sentence that you don’t start with ‘As a person in a long-term relationship?’
Taylor: It speaks of my authority… on matters of the heart.
Cole: It speaks of your boyfriend’s insanity
Dennis: I can’t tell if my friends are the best or the worst thing that’s ever happened to me
Dumb people shouldn’t be allowed to use literature when competing in the pick up pool, its like bald guys wearing hats; its deceiving
Gay men in L.A. are 10s looking for an 11. On a good night, and if the other guy’s drunk enough, I’m a 6.
Here’s to your first OGT.
Howie – All you do is sit around and smoke pot, an watch the fucking cartoon network
Howie: Dumb, gorgeous people should not be allowed to use literature when competing in the pick-up pool. It’s like bald people wearing hats … it’s deceiving.
I keep forgetting your name because my friends and I refer to you as the J. Crew guy
I love ya, Dennis. (kisses Dennis on forehead) Oh, don’t get nervous. Little kids and senior citizens don’t say it for you to say it back.
I’m 28 years old and all I’m good at is being gay.
I’ve been crazy about you ever since you lit those candles. Kevin, you were my wish.
Is that the girl from ‘The Young and the Restless’?
JACK: I won’t keep you. You’re only twenty minutes away from your next meaningless sexual experience. DENNIS: Ten if I’m lucky!
Jack: Patrick, everyone can’t be straight. Everyone can’t be beautiful. Some of us are just gay and adverage.
Patrick: There isn’t a person in here that wouldn’t pick you off the homo tree in a second. Excuse me, Miss? Woman: Yes? Patrick: You’ve never seen this man before in your life? Woman: No. Patrick: So, what would you say? Fag, not a fag? Woman: I’d have to say big fag.
Patrick: What’s with lesbians and candles??
some of are just gay and average
Taylor – No bette, no Judy what the hells a fag supposed to do incase of an emergency? Howie- let me look again, celine dion? Taylor- In Hell!
Taylor: I just dont understand why they dont let me hit off the tee…. SHUT UP BITCHES!!
What is it with lesbians and candles?
Who would you kick out of bed: Morley Safer or Mike Wallace?
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