(1)What would you tell your father if he came home, and I was dead on the kitchen floor? (2)I’d say, Don’t go in the kitchen, Pop.
(Eugene)If I could see a naked girl eating ice cream…
(Eugene)The Golden Palace of the Himalayas!
-How horny can you get?
-I don’t know, what’s the highest score?
1) What would you tell your father if he came home, and I was dead on the kitchen floor? 2) I’d say don’t go in the kitchen.
1)Shoes on the bed, thats bad luck in a Jewish house. 2)This isn’t a Jewish house, it was built by Italians.
1)What are you doing in there, Eugene? 2)’What are you doing in there, Eugene?’ she bellowed.
All the best Yanks are Italian.
Eugene: If I cut my hands off, she would tell me to go upstairs and wash my face with my feet.
He’ll do anything to get in good with Aunt Blanch, thats why I purposly dropped the bottle.
I have just seen the golden palace of the Himalayas. Puberty is over. Onwards and upwards.
I have just seen the Golden Palace of the Himalayas. Puberty is over. Onwards and upwards!
I’m putting all this down in my memoirs, so if I grow up twisted and warped the world will know why.
Just draw me a picture…I brought a pencil! You want crayons? Maybe you should do it in color.
Remember what Mommy used to say to us. ‘Stay on your own side of the street, thats what they have gutters for.’
She better have a bad heart or I’m gonna kill her one day.
She’d better have a bad heart. Or I’m gonna kill her some day.
Stanley: How horny can you get?
Eugene: I don’t know. What’s the highest score?
We’ve got a winner…We’ve got a winner All the way from Brighton Beach Brooklyn… Sarah Goldfarb!
You cant marry your cousin, you’ll have a baby with nine heads.
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