Movie Quotes from Bend It Like Beckham: Quotes from the movie Bend It Like Beckham

EvEn WiTh OuR dEsIgN tHeSe MoSqUiTo BiTeS wIlL lOoK lIkE jUiCy JuIcY mAnGoS

(about to kiss)1.Wait. 2.Your dad’s not here again, is he?

1)lesbian
2) she no lebonese

1.) How could you fall in love with an English boy? 2.) He’s Irish 1.) They all look bloody the same to me.

1.) This is the same thing that happened to your niece. She ran away with that white boy with blue hair and now she wears those small, small skirts 2.) But mom, she’s a fashion designer 1.) She’s divorced that’s what she is.

A lesbo? I thought she was a Pisces?

All I’m saying is that there is a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one of them without a fellar.

chi chi chi! he was touching you all over!

Children are a map of their parents

Do you know I cooked a lovely curry the other day?

dont tell me. the offside rule is when the french mustard has to be between rhe teriyaki sauce and the sea salt.

i saw that kevin with a blonde girl last nite and it didnt look like they were doin much of the bleeding day. mother kevin can shag who he bloody well wants! look darling all im saying is theres are reason why sporty spice is the only 1 without a fella!

Jess:That’s not all. She called me a Paki. But I guess that’s something you wouldn’t understand.
Joe: Jess, I’m Irish. Of course I understand what that feels like.

Joe, man, Joe.

Joe: Look, Jess. I saw it. She fouled you. She tugged your shirt. You just overreacted, that’s all.
Jess: That’s not all. She called me a Paki. But I guess that’s something you wouldn’t understand.
Joe: Jess, I’m Irish. Of course I understand what that feels like.

Joe: Where do you normally play?
Jess: In the park.
Joe: No.. I meant what position?

joe:your parents don’t always know what’s best for you jess.

keira:mum, just because i wear trackies and play sport does not make me a LESBIAN!!!

no boys gonna want to go out with a girl with bigger muscles then him.

No more football!

No one can cross a ball or bend it like Beckham

OH WILL YOU BOTH PACK IT IN!!!!!!!

Paula: Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes!

Paula: Just remember there’s a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fellow!

Paula: So when the French Mustard is between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt it’s offside.

put me off beans on toast for life

sometimes to follow your dreams you have to bend all the rules

Take your lesbo feet out of my shoes!

Those mosquito bites will look like juicy, juicy mangoes!

Video Man: Eyes down. Don’t smile. Indian bride never smiles. You’ll ruin the bloody video.

Wedding Guest (older woman): She’s not Lebanese, she’s Punjabi

Wedding Guest: Lesbian? I thought she was a Pisces

will you leave her alone if she is not interested in boys well quite frankly im over the moon about that

will you two pack it in look at the state of my fushous.!!!!!

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