Movie Quotes from Beautician and the Beast, The: Quotes from the movie Beautician and the Beast, The

(1)OK, a lot of great men had mustaches. Hitler, Franco… (2)Einstein! (2)Oh, and that’s who you wanna look like?

(The President imitating Joy Miller)
So what if they’re twelfth century windows? Can’t we put screens on them?

…I just hope you realize you’re entering those dangerous heart attack years…

1)Did you bring back wooden shoes? 2)No. 3)She didn’t even bring back wooden shoes.

1)It wasn’t my idea…I wanted to go to the reggae club down the street. 2)Address of reggae club, please. 1)Oh, it’s not some place you’d be interested in – it moves around a lot.

1)Joy Miller, what are you doing? 2)I was…uh…I was trying to…scare the chicken to death. But I guess he doesn’t want to die for his country.

1)Ma! You’re feeding the chicken chicken? 2)What, I don’t have enough to do, I should make him something else?

1)You fed chicken to the chicken? 2)He won’t know the difference. 1)It’s Silence of the Chickens!

1: But we didn’t have an assignment on ‘Romeo and Juliet’
2: ‘West Side Story’, honey!!

1: What subject is this?
2: Well, we call that ‘Shop’.

C’mon kids, we’ll move down to your father. It’s just as easy to move four people as it is to move one.


Give it me!!!

Hug my soul.

I didn’t even know I had a hermit!

I meet people now!

I think we’re lost. Either those are my heel marks are that hermit has a whole other life we don’t know about.

I’m waiting for the ‘Ootz’ in the pit of my stomach!

In our country we can marry who we want. I decided on John Kennedy Jr., and while he’s in denial, I’ll travel.

It’s control-top pantyhose. Holds you in like a stuffed sausage.

Joy: Ma, you’re way too attached to me!
Ma: I am not!
Joy: (grabbing purse) Oh really?
Ma: What? What are you looking for?
Joy: You know!
Ma: What?
Joy: (pulls out small glass jar) What’s this?
Ma:…..your umbilical cord

Mr. President, I would just like to say that it wasn’t MY idea to go to a disco! (Squeezes hand)…I really wanted to go to the reggae club down the street.

Oh, you Americans and your positive thinking. There are some situations that a big toothed person cannot get you out of.

Put on your sunblock because it’s rays today, raisins tomorrow.

So what if those windows are twelfth century. Can’t we put screens on them?

Talk to the hand. Isn’t that cute?

Would you relax? I know what I’m doing! My Aunt Marilyn never looked better!

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