–I’m all out of liquor, and there’s no clean glasses, no cheese crackers, no nothing.
–Let me worry about that. Just leave the key under the mat and clear out.
–The mirror…it’s broken.
–Yes, I know. I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.
I like it that way. It makes me look the way I feel. (Explaining the cracked mirror in her compact.)
I said I had no family…I didn’t say I had an empty apartment.
Shut up and deal.
Some people take and some people get took.
That’s the way it crumbles…cookie-wise.
When you’re in love with a married man, you shouldn’t wear mascara.
You fool, you damn fool!
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