Movie Quotes from Amazon Women on the Moon: Quotes from the movie Amazon Women on the Moon

Ahh good old H2O.

Ain’t no fuckin’ Thelma here! The damn bitch don’t live here! Well fuck you, too!

But I was asked to say a couple of words about Harvey. How about ‘ugly’ and ‘cheap’.

Did you know that every three minutes in this country a black man is born without soul?

Griffin, Good God Man…that formula…it made your father go MAD!

Yes…but that’s where I’ve got the ol’ boy beat!
I’ve been drinking it for Months, and I’m still PERFECTLY SANE!!!

I’m glad to see Slappy White here today. Now at least I know my hubcaps are safe. And Rip Taylor, is that a toupee or did a beaver curl up and die on your head? As I look at Henny Youngman today, I’m not so sure we’re burying the right guy.

That’s not a baby, that’s a Mr. Potato Head!

Was Jack the Ripper really a 60-foot sea monster from Scotland? Did I take this job for a quick buck? We may never know the answers to these questions.

Was the lockness monster in fact Jack the Ripper?

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it.

Why do Jewish guys die before their wives? They want to.

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