Movie Quotes from 10 Things I Hate About You: Quotes from the movie 10 Things I Hate About You

Sweet love, renew thy force.
Don’t say shit like that to me. People can hear you.

(1)Joey Never told you that we went out did he… (2) yeah OK (1) In 9th for a month…

Bianca: Have you EVER considered a new look? You could ahve some definite potential buried under all this hostility. Kat: I’m not hostile, I’m annoyed…. you don’t always have to be who they want you to be ,ya know? Bianca: I happen to like being adored, thank you. Kat: whered’ya get the pearls? Bianca:they’re moms Kat: and,what you’ve been hiding them for three years? Kat: no, daddy found them in a drawer last week Kat: so waht? you’re gunna start wearing them now? Bianca: it’s not like she’s coming back to claim them…plus, they look good on me. Kat: ugh..trust me , they don’t.

GIRL1:Dad Im the only girl in school who’s not dating! DAD:No your not, your sister doesnt date. GIRL2: And I don’t intend to. DAD: And why is that again? GIRL2: HAVE YOU SEEN THE UNWASHED MISCRIANTS THAT GO TO THAT SCHOOL? GIRL1: What planet are you from, Planet Loser? GIRL2: Oh as opposed to Planet LOOK-AT-ME LOOK-AT-ME!!!

GIRL1:I am the only girl in school who’s not dating! DAD: Oh No your not, your sister doesnt date. GIRL2: And I don’t intend to. DAD: And why is that again? GIRL2: HAVE YOU SEEN THE UNWASHED MISCRIANTS THAT GO TO THAT SCHOOL? GIRL1: What planet are you from, Planet Loser? GIRL2: Oh as opposed to Planet LOOK-AT-ME LOOK-AT-ME!!!

GIRL1:I am the only girl in school who’s not dating! DAD:No your not, your sister doesnt date. GIRL2: And I don’t intend to. DAD: And why is that again? GIRL2: HAVE YOU SEEN THE UNWASHED MISCRIANTS THAT GO TO THAT SCHOOL? GIRL1: What planet are you from, Planet Loser? GIRL2: Oh as opposed to Planet LOOK-AT-ME LOOK-AT-ME!!!

I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate it… I hate the way you’re always right, I hate when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh – even worst when you make me cry. I hate when you’re not around and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you – not even close… not even a little bit…. not even at all.

I hAtE tHe WaY yOu TaLk To Me AnD tHe WaY yOu CuT yOuR hAiR, i HaTe ThE wAy YoU dRiVe YoUr CaR, i HaTe It WhEn YoU sTaRe. I hAtE yOuR bIg DuMb CoMbAt BoOtS aNd ThE wAy YoU rEaD mY mInD. i HaTe YoU sO mUcH iT mAkEs Me SiCk- It EvEn MaKeS mE rHyMe. I hAtE tHe WaY yOuR aLwAyS rIgHt. I hAtE iT wHeN yOu LiE. i HaTe It WhEn YoU mAkE mE lAuGh-EvEn WoRsE wHeN yOu MaKe Me CrY. I hAtE iT wHeN yOuR nOt ArOuUnD aNd ThE fAcT tHaT yOu DiDnT cAlL. bUt MoStLy I hAtE tHe WaY i DoNt HaTe YoU -NoT eVeN cLoSe- NoT eVeN a LiTtLe BiT-NoT eVeN aT aLl.

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair, I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind, I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way your always right, I hate it when you lie, I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when your not around, and the fact that you didn’t call, but mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

I hate the way you talk to me, The way you cut your hair, I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, the way you read my mind, I hate you so much, it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate it when your always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh- even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when your not around, and the fact you didn’t call, but mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you at all- not even close, not even a little not any at all.

I know you can be under whelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed???

#1 I heard he ate a live duck once
#2 Everything but the beak and feet

#1:Where are you from, Planet Loser? #2:What? As opposed to Planet Look at me, look at me

(1) Someday you’ll learn the difference between like and love. Because I like my Sketchers but I love my Prada backpack. (2) Well I love my Sketchers?!?! (1) That’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack.

(1)Make anybody cry today?
(2)Sadly, no. But it’s only four-thirty.

(1)There’s a difference between like and love. See I like my Sketchers, but I love my Prada backpack. (2)Well I love my Sketchers. (1)That’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack.

(Bianca punches Joey in the nose) THAT’S for making my date bleed. (punches him in the eye) THAT’S for my sister (kick in the nuts) and THAT’s for me

(Bianca) A ha! Black panties! (Cameron) And what does that tell us? (Bianca) She wants to have sex some day (Cameron) What? She could just like the color (Bianca) You don’t buy black lingerie unless you want someone else to see it

(Cameron) I LEARNED FRENCH FOR YOU!!!

(dad):So what are you gonna do,just pack up and leave? (Bianca): Let’s hope so!

(Kat)do you even know my name screw boy? (patrick)i know alot more than you think..(kat)doubtful very doubtful

(Patrick): Ok,maybe you’re not afraid of me, but I’m sure you’ve thought about me naked…..(Kat): Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you,oh baby,oh baby*rolls eyes*.

(Person 1 enters the classroom) Person 1: What did I miss? Person 2: The oppresive patriotic values that dictate our education! Person 1: Good! (Person 1 walks out of the classroom)

(punches his face)That’s for making my date bleed
(punches his face again) That’s for my sister
(knees him in the balls) Ands that’s, that’s, for me.

***** shes meeting a gang on bikers full of sperm*******

*doorbell rings* that must be nigel with the brie!

*falls down hill* MY BALLS!

*KISS* YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T JUST GO AROUND BUYING ME A GUITAR EVERY TIME YOU SCREW UP#2 I KNOW BUT THEN THERE IS ALWAYS TH DRUMS A BASS AND MAYBE EVEN THE TAMBORING.*KISS*

-I just delivered a set of twins to a fifteen year old girl this morning you know what she said to me? -I’m a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom? -Close…but no. She said (I should have listened to my father!) -SHE DID NOT! -Well that’s what she would have said if she wasn’t so doped up!

-It’s just a party Daddy. -And hell is just a sauna.

-see theres a difference between like and love, beacuase i like my sketchers buti love my proder backpack.
-but i love my sketchers?
-thats because you dont have a proder backpack
-ohhh

-So the next time you go cruisading for better…lunch meat or whatever it is you white girls complain about ask ’em why they can’t buy a book written by a black man! -That’s right man!!! -Don’t even get me started on you two!

-So you disapoint them from the start and then you’re set? -Something like that. -Well then you screwed up… -How? -You never disapointed me.

-Tell me something about you. -I hate peas.

-You never wanted to go sailing with me did you?
-Yes, I did.
-No, you didn’t.
-Okay, no, not actually.
-Well, then that’s all you had to say. Have you always been this selfish?
-Yes.
-You know just because you’re beautiful doesn’t mean you can treat people like they don’t matter. I mean I really liked you, okay. I-I defended you when people called you conceited, I helped you when you asked me to, I learned french for you and then you just blow me off so you could just–

…as opposed to planet look-at-me, look-at me!

1) All right, all right we won’t go! It’s not like I have a dress anyway. 2) You’re looking at this from entirely the wrong perspective. We’re making a statement. 1) Oh goody! Something new and different for us!

1) Anything else?
2) Yeah, go to the office you’re pissing me off.
1) What? Mr. Morgan-
2) Later.

1) Did you-uh, am I in the right office? 2) Not any more you’re not. I’ve got deviants to see and a novel to finish. Now SCOOT!

1) How’d you get a tux at the last minute? 2) Just something I had, you know. Lying around. Where’d you get the dress? 1) Just something I had, you know. Lying around.

1) I know that you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed? 2) I think you can in Europe.

1) I know that you’re a fan of Shakespeare. 2) More than a fan, we’re involved.

1) Look, you embarrased the girl! Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and even the score! 2) Don’t say shit like that to him. People can hear you.

1) Okay, you can date… when she does.
2) But she’s a mutant,what if she never dates?
1) You’ll never date. Oh, I like that.

1) So, tell me about this dance. Was it hoppin? 2) Parts of it. 1) which parts? 2) The part where Bianca beat the shit out of some guy. 1) Bianca did what?!

1) Somebody’s still got her panties in a twist. 2) Don’t think for one minute you had any affect on my panties. 1)What did I have an affect on? 2) Other than my upchuck reflex nothing.

1) SWEET LOVE, RENEW THY FORCE! 2) Don’t say shit like that to me! People can hear you.

1) We are screwed 2) No I don’t want to hear that. I want to hear you upbeat! 1) (happily) We are screwed!

1) Well, you look pretty nervous. 2) Yes sir. 1) You’re sweating like a pig! 2) Yes sir. 1) And your eyes are all bloodshot. 2) Yes sir. 1) You’ve got pot! Don’t you. I’m confiscating this…this too.

1) What, upset that I rubbed off on her? 2) No, impressed.

1) where did you get the pearls? 2)daddy found them in the draw they where mum’s. 1) so your just going to wear them now!!! 2)well its not like she is coming back to claim them, and anyway they look good on me 1)trust me they don’t.

1): This afternoon I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen year-old girl and do you know what she said to me?
2): ‘I’m a crack-whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom.’?
1): No, but close….she said ‘I should have listened to my father.’
2): She did not!!
1): Well, that’s what she would’ve said if she wasn’t so doped up!

1)Ah-hah! BLACK PANTIES! 2)What does that mean? 1)You dont buy black loungerie unless you want someone to see it. 2)oh! sooo can I see your room? 1)No!..No!A girls room is very personal!

1)Bianca says that Kat likes pretty guys. 2)Are you saying I’m not a pretty guy?

1)But their no Bikini Kill or The Raincoats. 2)You know who The Raincoat’s are? 1)Why, don’t you?

1)Do you mind? 2)Not at all

1)Have you always been this selfish?
2)……yes

1)Hello, Katarina. Make anybody cry today? 2)Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

1)how are you doin’? 2) sweating like a pig actually, and yourself? 1)see now thats a way to get a guys attention. 2)well i obviously struck your fancy so you see it worked, the world makes sense again.

1)i wanna do this
2)what, start a band?
3)no, install car radios. Yes starta band.

1)I was joking with the lunch lady. It was a bratwurst. 2)Aren’t we the optimist? Next time, keep it in your pouch.

1)I’m a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom? 2)Close, but no. She said, I should have listened to my father. 1)Oh, Daddy she did not! 2)Well, she would have if she wasn’t so doped up!

1)It’s just a party 2) Yeah, and hell’s just a sauna…

1)Its just a party daddy!2)& hell is just a sana!

1)Let me guess. Cowboys? 2)Yeah, but the closest they’ve ever been to a cow was at McDonald’s.

1)like and love are two very different things. because i like me sketchers, but i love my proda backpack.
2)but i love my sketchers.
1) that’s because you don’t HAVE a proda backpack
2)uuuoh

1)Lord of the Dance!!! 2)Bite me!

1)My insurance doesn’t cover PMS! 2)So tell them I had a seisure.

1)Now that’s the way to get a guy’s attention. 2)My mission in life.

1)Now that’s the way to get a guy’s attention. 2)My mission in life but i struck your fancy so you see it worked….the world makes sense agin!!

1)See, there is a difference between like and love. I like my Sketchers, but I love my Prada backpack. 2)Well I love my Sketchers. 1)That’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack. 2)Ohhh…

1)Sweating like a pig actually, and yourself?
2)Now there’s a way to get a guy’s attention
1)My mission in life, but you see, it worked, I stuck your fancy, the world makes sense again
2)Pick you up at eight then?
1)Oh yeah, uh huh, sure, do you even know my name screw boy?

1)Sweet love renew thy force! 2)Hey, don’t say shit like that to me. People can hear you. 3)Look, you embarrased the girl. Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity! 1)Don’t say shit like that. People can hear you.

1)Well, if you must know… a small study group with friends. 2)Otherwise known as an orgy? 3)Mr. Stratford, it’s just a party. 4) And hell is just a sauna.

1)What we need is a backer 2)What’s that? 1)Someone with money…who’s stupid

1)What we need is a backer 2)What’s that? 3)Someone with money…who’s stupid

1)What’s the difference between like and love? 2)See, i like my sketchers, but i love my proda backpack! 1)But i love my sketchers!? 2)That’s because you dont have a proda backpack! 1)oh…

1)Where do you come from? Planet Loser? 2)As opposed to Planet Look at Me, Look at Me

1)Which one do you like better?
2)Um, I think the white one
1)Yeah, me too, I thought it was more. . .
2)Pensive?
1)I was going for thoughtful

1)Whoops? My car insurance doesn’t cover PMS! 2) Tell them I had a seizure then.

1)Would any of you be interested in dating Katarina Stratford?
2)Maybe. If we were the last 2 people on Earth and there are no sheep……are there sheep?

1*New Rule:: You can date….when she does!
2*But what if Kat NEVER dates?!
1*Then you won’t ever date–ooh! I like that!

1*There’s a difference between like and love. I LIKE my Sketchers, but I LOVE my Prada backpack!
2*But I love my Sketchers!
3*That’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack!

1*Where did you come from? Planet Loser?
2*As opposed to Planet Look at me Look at me?!

1- See I like my skechers…but I LOVE my prada backpack. 2- but I love my skechers!! 1- that’s because you don’t have a prada bacpack! 2- oh.

1-what planet are you from, planet loser?! 2-As opposed to planet look at me, look at me!!! 1-you suck! 2-you suck!

1. I heard he ate a live duck once.
2. Everything but the beak and feet.

1. i know you can be underwhelmed and you can be overwhelmed but can you ever just be whelmed? 2. i think you can be in france

1. I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?
2. I think you can in Europe.

1. I know you’ve pictured me naked. 2. {GASPS} Am I that TRANSPARTENT? I WANT you, I NEED YOU, oh baby, oh baby.

1. I’ll let you get back to Reginald and his quivering member.
2. Hmm, I like that…

1. I’m sure you won’t find this anything different from your old schools.(mudball hits window)same old asswipe shit-for-brains everywhere. 2. Excuse me, did you just say-am i in the right office? 1. not anymore you’re not, i got a novel to finish so scoot…SCOOT!

1. see theres a diffrence between like and love because i like my sketcheres but i love my prauda backpack 2. but i love my sketchers 1. thats because you dont have a prauda backpack 2. ohh

1. So you two are going to help me tame the wild beast? 2. Absolutely! 3. And we mean that in a strict non-prison movie type-of-way.

1. So, which one do you like better.
2. The white one.
1. Me too. It’s more-
2. Pensive?
1. The word I was thinking of was thoughtful.

1. Some people perceive you as somewhat……
2. Tempestuous?
3. Heinous bitch is the term used most often. You may want to work on that.

1. You know, there’s a difference between like and love. I like my Skechers but I love my Prada backpack.
2. But I love my Skechers.
3. That’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack.

1.) Listen to this, – this is for you too, this morning I delivered twins to a 14 year old girl, you know what she said to me?
2.)’I’m a crack whore who should’ve mad my skeasy boyfriend wear a condom?’
1.) …Close, but no, she said,’I should’ve listened to my father!
2.) She did not!
1.) Well, that’s what she would’ve said if she wasn’t so doped up!

1.) This is so patronizing. 2.) Leave it to you to use big words when your smashed. 1.) Uh I dont think so!

1.hello katarina, make anyone cry today? 2. sadly no but its only 4:30
3. hi daddy 2.and where were you? 3. no where 1. whats this it says Sara Lawrence 2. what..oh my god…i got in i got it! 1. so does this mean you pack up and leave is that it? 3. lets hope so! 1. Kat dont change..the drove..who drove yo home? 3. now daddy theres this boy..and i think he mgiht ask me 1. shh please i think i know what hes gonna ask you and i think i know the answer..no its always been no..whats the 2 house rules? 1 no dating til you graduate 2 no datin to you graduate 3. daddy thats so unfair! 1. you wanna know whats unfair? this is for you to..i dilivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl you know what she said to me? 3. im a crack whore who should have made my skeesy boyfriend where a condom? 1. close but no..she said i should have listen to my father. 3. she did not 1. well thats what she wouldve said if she wasnt to dopped up

1: Bye Daddy! 2: Stop. Turn. Explain. 1: Okay, remember how you said I could date if Kat dated? Well, she found this guy, who’s actually kind of perfect for her, which is actually kind of perfect for me, because Cameron asked me to the prom and I really wanted to go, and now that Kat went, I’m allowed to — based on the aforementioned rule and it’s previous stipulations, of course.

1: Can I see your room? 2: No, a girls room is very private.

1: did you just mame Joey’s car? 2: sorry, looks like you’re gonna have to find another ride 1: does that fact that you are completely INSANE ever occur to you

1: There’s a difference between like and love. I like my skechers, but i love my prada backpack. 2: but i love my skechers. 1: that’s because you don’t have a prada backpack

1: what is it asshole day?…DO YOU MIND??? 2: not at all (BOOM) YOU BITCH!! 1: woops.. 3: woops?.. My insurance does not cover PMS 1: so tell then i had a seizer 3: are you punishing me for not letting you go to Sarah Lawrence? 1: aren’t you punshing me for mom leaving?
3: you had to bring her up…(beep, beep..) we’ll talk about this later… 1: can;t wait!(sarcasticly)

1= Father
2= Bianca

1) You know the house rules: #1- No dating until you graduate. #2- No dating until you graduate!
2) Daddy, that is *SO* unfair!
1) No, do you want to know what’s unfair? This is for you [Kat], too. Today I delivered twins to a 15-year-old girl, and do you know what she said to me?
2) I’m a Crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?
1) ::Pause:: Close. But no! She said ‘I should have listened to my father!’
2) Dad, no she didn’t!
1) Well, that’s what she would’ve said if she wasn’t so doped up!

(1) (enters the class, he’s late)What’d I miss ?
(2)The oppressive patriarchal values that dictate our education.
(1)Good.(leaves)

(1) Excuse me. Have you seen The Feminine Mystique ? I’ve lost my copy.
(2) What are you doing here ? (1) I heard there was a poetry reading.
(2) You’re so…(1) Charming.
Wholesome.
(2)Unwelcome.
(1)You’re not as mean as you think you are,you know that ?
(2)And you’re not as badass as you think you are.
(1)Ooo, someone still has her panties in a twist.
(2)Don’t for one minute think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.
(1)Then what did I have an effect on ?
(2)Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.

(1) Him ? No, don’t–don’t look at him, okay ? He’s a criminal. l heard he lit a state trooper on fire. He just did a year in San Quentin.(2) Well, at least he’s horny.
(1)I’m serious, man. He’s whacked. He sold his own liver on the black market for a new set of speakers.
(2)He’s our guy..

(1) I’m getting trashed, man. lsn’t that what you’re supposed to do at a party ?
(2) l don’t know.l say do what you want to do.
(1) Funny.You’re the only one.

(1) l am busy enjoying my adolescence, so scamper off and do the same.

(1) ln case you haven’t heard, my sister’s a particularly hideous breed of loser.
(2) Yeah. Yeah, I noticed she’s a little… antisocial. Why is that ?
(1) Unsolved mystery.

(1) Milwaukee.(2) What ?
(1)That’s where I was last year.l wasn’t in jail.
l don’t know Marilyn Manson and I didn’t sleep with a Spice Girl, I don’t think.

(1) No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind….
Oh, God, I’m giving them ideas.

(1) So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr Morgan’s class again.
(2) Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
(1) The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you’re interested.
(2)l still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.

(1) So, I’ve got the Sears catalogue thing going and the tube sock gig, that is gonna be huge.
And I’m up for a haemorrhoid cream ad next week. l know it sounds kind of bogus, but l get to do some acting.
….You see what I did there ?
That was underwear. I’ll show you the bathing suit one again.
You see the difference ?

(1) What’s there, is a snotty little princess wearing a strategically planned sun dress to make guys like us realise that we can never touch her and guys like Joey realise that they want to.
She, my friend, is what we will spend the rest of our lives not having. Put her in your spank bank, move on.

(1) Why are you doing this? (2)I told you. You may have a concussion.
(1)You don’t care if I never wake up.
(2) Sure I do. (1) Why ?
(2)Because then l’d have to start taking out girls who actually like me.
(1) Like you could find one. (2) Oh, see ? That, there.
Who needs affection when I have blind hatred ?

(1) Yeah, yeah, I get it.You’re cool by association.

(1) You don’t strike me as the type that would ask your father for permission.
(2) Oh, so now you think you know me? (1)I’m getting there.
(2)The only thing people know about me is that I’m scary.
(1)Yeah, well, I’m no picnic myself.

(1) You were paid to take me out by the one person I truly hate.

(1)l see we’re making our visits a weekly ritual.
(2)Only so we can have these moments together. Should l, uh, hit the lights ?
(1)Oh, very clever, kangaroo boy.

(1)Over there,we’ve got your basic beautiful people.Now listen. Unless they talk to you first, don’t bother.
(2)Wait. ls that your rule or theirs?

(1)Romantic ?Hemingway ? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.
(2)As opposed to a bitter, self-righteous hag who has no friends ?

(1)Says here you exposed yourself in the cafeteria ?
(2)l was joking with the lunch lady.It was a bratwurst.
(1)Bratwurst? Aren’t we the optimist ?

(1)These are your future MBAs.We’re all lvy League accepted.
Yuppie greed is back,my friend.

(1)These delusionals|are your white Rastas.They’re big Marley fans.They think they’re black.

(1)To the left, we have the coffee kids. (Coffee Spilling)
(2)That was Costa Rican, butthead !
(1)Very edgy. Don’t make any sudden movements around them.

Bianca: She used to be really popular but then she got sick of it or something. Theories abound as to why but I’m pretty sure she’s just incapable of human interaction. Plus, she’s a bitch.

Hey, your eyes have am little green in them.

don’t touch anything. u’ll get hepatitus

Aha! black panties!

Am I that transparent! I want you, I need you…OH BABY, OH BABY!

Am I that transparent. I want you I need you, ooh baby ooh baby

Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you. Oh baby, Oh baby.

am i that transparent? i want you i need you oh baby oh baby

Am i that transparent? I want you i need you oh baby oh baby! (rolls eyes)

am I that transparent? I want you I need you. Oh baby….Oh baby.

am i that transparent? i want you, i NEED you, oh baby oh baby

Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, Oh baby, Oh baby

Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.

Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, Ohh Baby, Ohh Baby!

am i that transparent? i want you, i need you. Oh baby, oh baby…

am i that transperant? i want you i need you oh baby oh baby..

And I’ll get to sleep at night. The deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren’t out being impregnated.

are u lost?

Are you asking me out? oh how cute! Whats ur name again?

Are you saying i’m not a pretty guy?

are you telling me i’m not a pretty guy?

As Adriene removed her red…no crrrimson cape

ask bianca who drove her home…Kat, dont change the subjec…drove? who drove you home?!? well thers this boy…and hes going to ask me..i know what hes going to ask you ….and there are 2 rules in this house. One you cant date, Two you cant date….

At least I’m not from planet,’look at me, look at me’!

at least im not from planet look at me look at me

Bang! We score! We win! … Okay, now I’m gonna go show the plan to someone else.

Bianca: But see, there’s a difference between like and love, because I like my Sketchers, but I LOVE my Prada backpack. Friend: But I love my Sketchers! Bianca: That’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack. Friend: Ohhhhhh!!!

Bianca: Bye Daddy!
Mr. Stratford: Stop. Turn. Explain.
Bianca: Okay, remember how you said I could date if Kat dated? Well, she found this guy, who’s actually kind of perfect for her, which is actually kind of perfect for me, because Cameron asked me to the prom and I really wanted to go, and now that Kat went, I’m allowed to — based on the aforementioned rule and it’s previous stipulations, of course.
Cameron: Nice to meet you.
Bianca: Let’s go.

Bianca: Can we for two seconds ignore the fact that you are severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?

Bianca: Can’t yopu just find some blind up loser to take you to the movies so I can have ONE DATE?
Kat: Sorry it looks like youll have to miss out on the witty repertra of Joey *Look at me* Donner
Bi: You suck!
Kat: (makin fun of Bianca) ah! you suck!

Bianca: Daddy as you know it’s the prom.
(the exercise thing flings away)

Bianca: Daddy thats so unfair! Dad: No, you know whats unfair, this morning I delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl. Do you know what she said to me? Bianca: I’m a crack hor who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom? Dad: Close…but no, she said I should have listened to my father. Bianca: She did not! Dad: Well, she wouldve if she wasnt so doped up! Bianca: Can we focus on me for a second here, I am the only girl in our entire highschool that doesnt date. Dad: Oh no your not, your sister doesnt date. Kat: And I have no intention to either.

Bianca: did u jsut mame joeys car, Kat: uh yeah looks like you will have to take the bus, Bianca: has the fact taht you are completely pyhsco managed to escape your attention

Bianca: I like my sketchers but I love my Prada backpack.
Friend: I love my sketchers.
Bianca: That’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack.

Bianca: I’m a crack whore who should have made my sleezy boyfriend wear a condom?
Mr Stratford: Close but no.. she said i should have listened to my father
Bianca and Kat: She did not!
Mr Stratford: Well that’s what she would have said if she wasn’t so doped up

Bianca: It’s just a party daddy!! Mr. Stratford: and hell is just a suana!

Bianca: We dance, we kiss, we come home

Bianca:Can’t you just find some blind deaf retard to take you to the movies so I can have one date?
Kat: I’m sorry, looks like you’ll just have to miss out on the witty repoirte’ of Joey ‘eat me’ Donner
Bianca:you suck
Kat: (mocking) You suck

bianca:hmm..black panties! cameron:and what does that tell us? bianca:she wants to have sex one day, thats what.

Bianca:Its just a party daddy Dad: and hell is just a sauna

Bianca:Um beaucoup problemo calvin, Incase you haven’t noticed my sisters a paticularly hideous breed of loser.
Cameron: Yeah…I noticed..why is that?
Bianca:Unsolved mystery! She used to be popular, but then its like she got sick of it…or something! There is a boundness to why, but I’m pretty sure she’s just incapable of human interaction. Plus! She’s a bitch!

bianka- ah ha black underwear.
camron- and what does this tell us?
bianka- it mea that she wants to have sex some day
camron-maybe seh just likes the color
bianka- you don’t buy black underwear unless you want someone to see it.

bianka- ah ha black underwear.
camron- and what does this tell us?

Bogey Lowinstein started a rumor that I buy my Izod’s at an outlet mall.. but don’t worry his time will come..

Bogey’s party is just a lame excuse for all the idiots in our school to drink beer and rub up against each other in the hopes of distracting themselves from the pathetic emptiness of their meaningless consumer druven lives

but i know you’ve thought about me naked.

But i was a jerk, I like a guy pay me to take out a great girl, but i messed up, i feel for her!

But i was a jerk. I let a guy pay me to take out a great girl, but i messed up, i feel for her!

But i was a jerk. I let a guy pay me to take out a great girl, but i messed up, i fell for her!

But most of all I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even a little, not even at all.

Cameron-And then she said that it really meant something. Micheal- I no uve told. Now enough about u lets talk about me. HOw do i look? Cameron- like my dead uncle. Micheal- What should i loose the tie? i mean the last party i went to was a chucky cheese!(laughs)

Cameron: I learned French for you!

Cameron: Oh, yeah, um, okay. I thought that we’d um, start with pronunciation, if that’s alright with you.
Bianca: Not the hacking and gagging and spitting part, please. Cameron: Well, uh, there is an alternative.
Bianca: There is?
Cameron: Yeah, French food. We could eat some together, uh, Saturday night?
Bianca: You’re asking me out? That’s so cute. What’s your name again?

Cameron: We’re screwed. Michael: I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I wnat to hear you up beat. Cameron: We’re screwed!

Cameron: What about that guy? Michael: No dont look at him… i heard he sold his own liver on the black market for a new set of speakers. he just did a year in the juvenile delinquent center.C: yeah well at least hes horny:0)

Cameron: You know just because you’re beautiful doesn’t mean you can treat people like they don’t mean anything.

Cameron:I Burn I Pine I perishMichael:Of course you do

CAMERON:IS YOUR SISTER A….BIANCA:A kd lang FAN?I YOU SEE,ONE TIME I FOUND A PICTURE OF JARED LETO IN HER DRAWER,SO I DON’T THINK SHE’S HARBORING ANY SAME SEX TENDENCIES.

Cameron:You’re missing what’s there!Michael:Cameron, no, what’s there is a spoiled little princess wearing a strategically planned sundress that makes guys like us realize we can never touch her and guys like Joey realize they want to. She my friend is what we will spend the rest of our lives NOT having. Cameron:No Michael:Put her in your spank bank and move on. Cameron:You’re wrong about her. Well, not about the spanking part, but the rest, you’re wrong!

CAn you just forget for 1 miute that you are unrepentable wretch and be my sister… Please… PLease…. Cmonnn Kat Please… Fine i’ll make an appearance

Can you make Kat take her midol before class?

Cant you just find some Deaf blind retard to take you to the movies?

Cat : Do you even know my name,Screwboy?

Cat: I need you! I want you! Oh baby Oh baby

Christine is the best person EVER!!!!!!

Complete mystery. She used to be really popular but then it was like, she got sick of it or something. Theories abound as to why, but I’m pretty sure she’s just incapable of human interaction.

Dad,it’s just a party! Uh huh, and Hell is just a sauna!

Dad…it’s just a party!
Uh huh, and Hell is just a sauna!

DAD: #1 – no dating till you graduate, #2 – no dating till you graduate. BIANCA: but daddy – thats so unfair, i’m the only girl in my high school who doesn’t date DAD: no you’re not – your sister doesn’t date. (to kat) and why is that again? KAT: have you seen the unwashed mistriants that go to that school? BIANA: what planet do you come from – planet loser?? KAT: oh – as opposed to planet Look at me, look at me DAD: *clap clap* girls – enough. old rule – out, new rule: bianca can date ((KAT: AUGH!)) DAD: when she (pointing at kat) does. KAT: *jumping up* but she’s a mutant – what if she never dates?? DAD: then you’ll never date – ooh, i like that. and i’ll get to sleep at night – the deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren’t out being impregnated.

Dad: Did you make anyone cry today Kat?
Kat: Sadly no, but its only 4:30

dad: do you know what’s unfair? i delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl today. and do you know what she said to me?
bianca: i’m a crack hoar who should’ve made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?
dad: close….but no. she said- I should have listened to my father
bianca: daddy she did not!
dad: well…thats what she would’ve said if she wasn’t so doped up!
bianca: (ugh) can we focus on me for a second here? i am the only girl in my high school who doesn’t date
dad: no you’re not = your sister doesn’t date. … and why is that again?
kat: have you seen the unwashed mistriants that go to this school?
bianca: (ugh) what planet are you from? planet loser?
kat: oh..as opposed to planet look at me look at me
dad: (clap clap) alright. old rule out. new rule: bianca can date
kat: what?
dad: when she (kat) does.
bianca: but she’s a MUTANT. what if she never dates?
dad: then you’ll never date. ooh i like that. and i’ll get some sleep at night. the deep slumber of a father whose daughters are out being impregnated.

dad: do you know what’s unfair? i delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl today. and do you know what she said to me?
bianca: i’m a crack hoar who should’ve made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?
dad: close….but no. she said- I should have listened to my father
bianca: daddy she did not!
dad: well…thats what she would’ve said if she wasn’t so doped up!
bianca: (ugh) can we focus on me for a second here? i am the only girl in my high school who doesn’t date
dad: no you’re not = your sister doesn’t date. … and why is that again?
kat: have you seen the unwashed mistriants that go to this school?
bianca: (ugh) what planet are you from? planet loser?
kat: oh..as opposed to planet look at me look at me
dad: (clap clap) alright. old rule out. new rule: bianca can date
kat: what?
dad: when she (kat) does.
bianca: but she’s a MUTANT. what if she never dates?
dad: then you’ll never date. ooh i like that. and i’ll get some sleep at night. the deep slumber of a father whose daughters arn’t out being impregnated.

dad: hey caterina make anyone cry today?
kat: sadly no but its only 4 o’clock

Dad: Isn’t that an East Coast school? Kat: Thus the basis of it’s appeal

Dad: Where is she going? Kat: Out with some bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm.

DAD:BUT SARAH LAWERNCE IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY.KAT:THUS THE BASIS OF ITS APPEAL

DADDY!!!

Daddy: this morning I delivered a baby to a 15 year old girl and u know what she said to me?
Bianca: I’m a crack whore who should have made my sleizy boyfriend wear a condom?
Daddy: No I should have listened to my father
Bianca: DADDY NO SHE DIDN’T!
Daddy: Well’s that’s what she would have said if she wasn’t so dooped up!

Damn it Bianca i’m shooting a nose spray add tommorrow

Dance for me, cowgirl!

dfdfdf

Did you just ask me out? oh how cute! Whats ur name again?

Do you really want to get all dressed up so some Dracarnior wearing dextor with a boner can feel you up with you’re forced to listen to a band that bu definition blows?

does she have beer inflated niples or something?

Does the chick have beer flavoured nipples!

Don’t let anybody make you feel like you don’t deserve what you really want

Don’t say shit like that to me. People can hear you.

Don’t touch anything! You could get hepatitis.

Don’t touch anything, you might get hepatitis!

Father -Do you know what she said to me?
Bianca -I’m a crack whore who should’ve made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?
Father -Close…She said I should have listened to my father.
Bianca -She did not.
Father -Well thats what she would have said if she wasn’t so doped up.
Bianca -Can we focus on me for a second please? I am the only girl in school whose not dating.
Father -Oh no you’re not. Your sister doesn’t date.
Kat -And I dont intend to.
Father -And why is that?
Kat -Have you seen the unwashed miscreants that go to that school?
Bianca -Where did you come from? Planet Loser?
Kat -As apposed to Planet Look-At-Me Look-At-Me

Father: Where’s your sister going?
Kat: She’s meeting some bikers–big ones, full of sperm.

Father: Hello Katarine, make anyone cry today? Kat: Sadly no, but its only 4:30. Bianca: Hi daddy! Father: Hello precious. What this, it says its from Sarah Lawrence. Kat: *screams* I got it! I got in!

FATHER:NO DRINKING….NO RITUAL ANIMAL SACRIIFICES OF ANY KIND.OH,NO,I’M GIVING THEM IDEAS.

Fathers don’t like to admit when their daughters are capable of running their own lives. It means we’ve become spectators. Bianca still lets me play a few innings. You’ve had me on the bench for years. And when you go to Sarah Lawrence (a college), I won’t even be able to watch the game.

girl)KISS ME! Patrick)KISS HIM! girl)OK! guy)THANK YOU!

Go to the office, you’re pissin’ me off!

Guidance Councillor: People perceive you as somewhat . . .
Kat: Tempestuous?
GC: Heinous bitch is the term used most often.

Ha ha, I’ve never been that ripped!

Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns, and that’s a direct quote!

Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns. That’s a direct quote.

Hates Him with the fire of a thousand suns. That’s a direct quote.

Have you seen the unwashed miscreants that go to that school?

Have you seen the unwashed miscreants who go to that school?

heath ledger:hey girly! julia stiles:hi. hl:how are you? js:sweating like a pig actually, and yourself? hl:now THERE’s a way o het a guys attention, huh?! js:my mission in life. but obviously i struck your fancy, so you see? it worked! the world makes sence again

Heinous bitch is the term used most often. You might want to work on that.

Helo

hey girlie…how are you? sweatin like a pig actually and yourself? wow you sure know how to get a guys attention! why my mission in life, but i see it struck your fansy to i see it worked..the world makes sense again. so pick ya up on saturday. uh saturday..yea sure. well i’d take you places you’ve never been before. do you even know my name screw boy? i know a lot more than you think. doubtful very doubtful..

hey Shaft, lose the glasses.

hey shaft, take off the glasses!

Hey there girly!

How do I loathe the? Let me count thy ways

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I burn, I pine, I perish.

I delivered a baby to a 14 year old girl today and do you know what she said to me. I am a crackwhor who shpould of made my sleazy boyfriend wear a condom. Close but noo, she said I should have listened to my father. She did not! Well, thats what she would of said if she wasn’t so doped up.

I guess in this society being a male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time

i guess in this society being male and an ass hole makes u worthy of our time

I guess in this society being male and an asshole makes u worthy of our time.

I guess in this society being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time!

I Happen To Like Being Adored Thank You!

I hate peas.

I hate the way you look at me or the way you have your hair

i hate the way you make me cry

I hate the way you stare

I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate the way you stare
I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right, I hate the way you lie
I hate it when you laugh at me and even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you’re not around and the fact that you didn’t call
but mostly I hate it that I don’t hate you
not even close, not a little bit, not even at all.

I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boot and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around and the fact you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you at all.
Not even close not even a little bit not even at all.

i hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. i hate the way you drive my car, i hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way your always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when your not around and the fact that you didnt call. but mostly i hate the way I dont hate you not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair;
I hate the way you drive my car;
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind;
I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around and the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly, I hate the way I don’t hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

i hate your big dumb combat boots

I have a dick on my face don’t I?

i have a dick on my face, don’t i?

I hear he ate a duck once. >everything but the beak and feat.

I Know Every Cop In Town, Bucko !!!!!!

I know everyone ‘digs’ your sister, but she’s without.

i know you can be overwealmed and i know you can be underwelmed but cant you just be wellmed? i think you can in europe!

I know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed…but can you ever just be whelmed?!

I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?

I like my sketchers, but i love my prada backpack. but i love my sketchers! well thats because you dont have a prada backpack. ohhh.

i love you baby. an if it’s quite alright i need you baby,to warm the lonely nights i love you baby trust in me when i say!!!

I need agua!

I need you baby…to warm the lonely nights, oh pretty baby. Trust in me as I say….

I still maintain he kicked himself in the balls

I still maintain he kicked himself in the nuts

I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.

I still mantain that he kicked himself in the balls. The point it, Kat- Cat! Rrrr! He he, people often think of you as- Tempestuous? Hanes bitch is the term used most often. You might want to work on that. Thank you. As always, thank you for your wonderful guidance. I’ll let you get back to Reginald’s quivering member. Quivering member? I like that.

I suppose being a male and an ass hole makes you worth our time.

i waas just joking with the lunch lady, it was a brutwurst.

I WANT SOME COFFEE!

i want you i need you oh baby oh baby

i want you to want me

i want you to want me im beggin you to love me

I want you. I need you. Oh baby, Oh baby

I warned him that if he told anyone the cheerleading squad would find out how tiny his dick is.

I’ll let you get back to Reginald’s quivering member.

I’m a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom? Close, bu not. She said I should have listened to my father. She did not! Well that’s what she would have said if she wasn’t so doped up.

i’m a crack whore, and i should have made my sleezy boyfriend wear a condom!

I’m confesgating this….. this too

I’m confiscating this….this too.

I’m confiscating this….this, too!

i’m down i’ve got the 411 and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some guy i dont care how dope his ride is

I’m down with it, I’ve got the 411 and you’re not getting jiggy with some guy I don’t care how dope his ride is!

i’m down, i’m with it, i’ve got the 411 and i dont want you going out and gettin’ jiggy with some boy…i don’t care how dope his ride is.

I’m down, I’ve got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy i don’t care how dope his ride is!

I’m down, I’ve got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don’t care how dope his ride is. My mama didn’t raise no foo’!

I’m down, I’ve got the 411…and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some guy…I don’t care how dope his ride is!…my mama didn’t raise no fool!

I’m down. I got the 411 and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy. I don’t care how dope his ride is.

I’m down. I got the 411 and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy. I don’t care how dope his ride is. My mommma raised no foo!

I’m down. I’ve got the 4-1-1. And you are NOT going and getting jiggy with some guy, I don’t care how dope his ride is. My momma didn’t raise no fool!

I’m getting a Tercel [girls walk away]…ya thats a Toyota.

I’m sure you won’t find Padua any different than your old school. Same little asswipe mother-fuckers everywhere.

i’m sure you’ve though about me naked
am i that transparent? i want you i need you. oh baby oh baby.

I’m thinking of getting a Tercel…yeah, that’s a Toyota.

i’ve never seen you look so sexy.

If you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, can you ever just be whelmed?

Im a crack-whore who hould have made my sleazy boyfriend wear a condom

Im a skeezy crack head that should have mad my lousy boyfriend wear a condom? No she said I should have listened to my father…did she really say that? NO, but she would have if she wasnt having a baby,

im down i got the 411 and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy i dont care how dope his ride is…mama didnt raise no fool

Im down, I got the 411 & you are not going out & getting jiggy with some boy, I dont care how dope his ride is!

Im down, Ive got the 411, and you are not getting giggy with some guy, I dont care how dope his ride is

im hip im down, ive got the 411 and your not gettin jiggy in some dudes car i dont care how dope his ride is! yeah, mama didnt raise no fool…damn dawsons river kids sleepin in each others beds

im hip im down, ive got the 411 and your not gettin jiggy in some dudes care i dont care how dope his ride is! yeah, mama didnt raise no fool…damn dawsons river kids sleepin in each others beds

In faith I do not love thee with mine eyes, for they in thee a thousand errors note, but tis my heart that loves what they despise, who in despite of view is pleased to dote.

In faith, I do not love thee with mine own eyes, for they in thee a thousand errors quote, but tis my heart that loves what they despise, who, in despite of view is pleased to ‘dote.

Is it just me or does this party all of a sudden SUCK!

Is that a peach Fruit Roll Up? Because you don’t see many of those..

is that a peach fruit roll up? You dont see many of those…

Is there anything you want me to do?
Yeah,go to the office,you’re pissing me off.

It’s not everyday you meet a girl who will flash someone to get you out of detention.

it’s not everyday you’ll meet a girl that will flash a teacher to get you out of detention.

it’s not everyday you’ll meet a someone that will flash your teacher to get you out of detention

its just a party Mr. Stratford and hell is just a sauna

Joey ‘eat me’ Donner

Joey- Shit Bianca, i’m shooting a nose spray ad tomorrow!

Joey: are you lost?

Joey: So are you going to Bogey Lowenbrough’s thing on fridaynight? Bianca: Yeah. Joey: good, Cause I’m not going to bother if your not going to be there.

Kat Stratford: We’re going now.
Walter Stratford: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, NO ritual animal slaughters of any kind… oh God, I’m giving them ideas.

Kat, what do I owe you for the table dance?

Kat- Am I being that transparent..i want you i need you oh baby oh baby

Kat-a fender strat… is it for me?
Patrick-yeah, i had some extra cash, some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl.
Kat-is that so?
Patrick-yeah, but i screwed up, i fell for her.
Kat-really?

kat-misdirection, they’re looking right and we’re running left booom we score we win
coach-ok but how do we get them to look left?
kat- like this..(FLASHES HIM) ok now that ive showed u the plan im..going to go show..the plan to someone else

Kat: (sarcasticly) I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.

Kat: Am I that transparent? I need you, I want you, Oh baby Oh baby

Kat: Am i that transparent?! I want you! I need you! OH BABY OH BABY!!

Kat: Ask Bianca who drove her home.
Mr. Stratford: kat, don’t change the–drove? who drove you home?
Bianca: Now, don’t get upset, daddy, but there’s this boy–
Kat: –who’s a flaming imbecile–
Mr. Stratford: –Please–
Bianca: –And I think he might ask me–
Mr. Stratford: Please.I think i know what he’s going to ask you and I think i know the answer. No. It’s always no. What are the two house rules? One: No dating until you graduate. Number two: No dating until you graduate. That’s it.

Kat: Did Joey ever tell you that we went out?
Bianca: Oh, yeah?
Kat: In ninth, for a month.
Bianca: Why?
Kat: Cause he was, like, such a babe.
Bianca: But you hate him.
Kat: I hate him now.

Kat: I am that transparent? I want you, I need you, Oh baby oh baby

Kat: I guess today in this society being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time

Kat: I should do this. Patrick: What? Kat: THIS! Patrick: What, start a band? Kat: No, install car stereos, yah start a band. My father would love that!

Kat: Tell me something true.
Patrick: Something true…I hate bees.
Kat: No, something real. Something no one else knows.

Kat: Why are you mad that i rubbed off on her Dad: No Impressed

KAt: you know what the say… Patrick: no what? ~Kat passes out~

Kat: You know what they say… Patrick: No what? Kat: (passes out)

kat:Bogey’s party is just a lame excuse for all the idiots at our school to drink beer and rub up against each other in hopes of distracting themseleves from the pathetic emptiness of their…bianca & chastity: MEANINGLESS CONSUMER-DRIVEN LIVES!!!

KAT:I’M NOT HOSTILE.I’M ANNOYED.

Kat:Where’d ya get the pearls?
Bianca:They’re mom’s, daddy found them in a drawer
Kat:So now you’re just going to start wearing them!?
Bianca:It’s not like she’s coming back to claim them, besides,they look good on me
Kat:Trust me, they don’t!

Kissing isn’t what keeps me up to my elbows in placenter every day!

Kissing?Kissing isn’t what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta ALL DAY LONG!

Laisse-moi te demander une question, Cameron. Quand me demanderas-tu de sortir avec toi?
(Translation: Let me ask you a question, Cameron. When are you going to ask me out?)

Leave it to you to use big words when you’re smashed.

Let’s forget for a moment that you are severely unhinged and concentrate on my need for a night of teenage normalcy.

listen kat…. (points to coffee mug)cat!

Look,don’t say shit like that, people can hear you.

Lord of the Dance!!!

Maybe if we were the last people left on earth and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?

maybe, if we were the last two people on earth, and there were no sheep. ARE THERE SHEEP?

Michael: Put her in your spank bank and move on . . .
Cameron: No, you’re wrong . . . well not about the spanking part . . .

MICHAEL: She’s a snotty little princess. Get over it. Put her in your spank bank and move on.
CAMERON: No, you’re wrong! You’re wrong abot her…I mean, not about the spanking part, but the rest, you’re wrong!

Mr. Morgan – Some day, you’re going to get b*tched slapped and I’m not going to do a thing to stop it (turns to Kat) And Kat, I want to thank you for your point of view, I know how difficult it must be for you to over come all those years of upper middle class oppression, it must be tough, but the next time you storm the PTA crusading for better lunch meat or whatever you white girls complain about, ask them why they can’t buy a book written by a black man.
White Bob Marley Wannabes – That’s right MON!
Mr. Morgan – Don’t even get me started on you two.

Mr. Morgan: Yes Miss I have an opinion about everything?
Kat: Do you want this in Iambic Pentameter?
Mr. Morgan: You’re not going to fight me on this?
Kat: No, I think it’s a really good assignment.
Mr. Morgan: You’re just messing with me aren’t you?
Kat: No I’m really looking forward to writing it.
Mr. Morgan: Get out of my class!
Kat: What?
Mr. Morgan: Out, get out!
Joey: Thanks Mr. Morgan
Mr. Morgan: Shut up!

Mr. Stratford: Fathers don’t like to admit when their daughters are capable of running their own lives. It means we’ve become spectators. Bianca still lets me play a few innings. You’ve had me on the bench for years. And when you go to Sarah Lawrence, I won’t even be able to watch the game

Mr. Stratford: My insurance does not cover PMS!

Mr. Stratford: Normal? What’s normal? Those damned Dawson’s River kids sleeping in each other’s bed and what not? Listen, I’m down with it, I’ve got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy; I don’t care how dope his ride is. My mama didn’t raise no fools.

mr. stratford: oh I know who you want to bend the rules for. Its that hot rod joey. bianca: whats a hot rod?

Ms Perky: JUDITH!!!!What’s another word for engourged?…swolen… Kat:Tumescent!
Ms Perky: Perfect!

Ms. Perky talking to Kat: Ms Perky you know kat people find you as Kat: tempestious? Ms Perky: HANIS BITCH! is the term used most often

Ms. Perky: People think of you as…. Kat: Tempestious? Ms.Perky: Hanious Bithch would be the term used most often, you might want to work on that.

my balls! my balls!

My insurance does not cover PMS!

My insurance does not cover PMS!!

My insurance does not cover PMS!!!

My insurance doesn’t cover PMS!

my insurance doesn’t cover pms!!

my insurence doesnt cover PMS…tell them i had a seuzer

My mission in life, but obviously I struck your fancy. So you see it worked.. The world makes sense again……

my momma didn’t raise no fool

My momma didnt raise no fool!

New house rule Bionca can date when your sister does

Next time keep it in the pouch kangaroo boy.

No you’re wrong about her. Well not about the spanking part…

No. It’s always no. What are the house rules? #1: no dating till you graduate.#2: no dating till you graduate. That’s it.

Now Shakespeare is a dead white guy but he knows his shit so we can get past that.

Now, the next time you want to go on a crusade for…better lunchmeat or
whatever it is you white girl complain about, ask them why they can’t pick
a book written by a black man!

o how i loath thee let me count the ways

oh i like that!!

Oh I’m sorry i guess you’ll have to miss out on the ‘witty’ reparte of Joey ‘Eat Me’ Donner

Oh, and there’s another problem. See, Bianca says Kat likes pretty guys. (Are you saying I’m not a pretty guy?) Oh no! He’s very pretty! Gorgeous! I-I just wasn’t sure…

Oh, like those damn Dawson’s River kids sleeping in each other’s beds? I’m down with it. I got the 411 and you are not getting jiggy with some boy, I don’t care how dope his ride is!! Mama didn’t raise no fool….

Oh,Mandella please tell me you haven’t progressed to full blown hallucinations!

Ok, here’s how we solve this one. Old rule out. New rule: Bianca can date…when she does.

Ok, there will BE NO PLOWING!!!!

Okay now there will be NO plowing!!

One of these days,you’re gonna get bitchslapped and there’s not a damn thing I’m gonna do to stop it.

only if we were the last two people on earth, and there are sheep. ARE THERE SHEEP??

OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!! FIIIIIGGHHHHTTTTTT!!!!!!

Patrick – Hey there gurlie, How are ya?
Kat – Sweating like a pig actually and yourself?
Partick – Now thats a way to get a guys attention
Kat – My mission in life, but hey i sruck your fancy so the world makes sense again. Do you even know my name screw boy?
Patrick – I know more than you think
Kat – Doubtfull, very doubtfull
Patrick – I’ll pick you up on friday then?
Kat – Oh yea Friday
Patrick – I’ll take you to places you’ve never been
Kat – Like where the 7-11 on Broadway?

Patrick – So what’s your excuse?
Katarina – For?
Patrick – For acting the way we do?
Katarina – I don’t like to do what people expect. Why should I live up to other people’s expectations instead of my own?
Patrick – So, you disappoint them from the start and then you’re covered, right?
Katarina – Something like that.
Patrick – Then you screwed up.
Katarina – How?
Patrick – You never disappointed me.

Patrick- That’s a touching story… it really is… not my problem.

Patrick: Not a big talker, are you?Kat: Depends on the subject. My fenders don’t exactly whip me inot a verbal frenzy.

Patrick: Cameron, do you like the girl?
Cameron: Yeah.
Patrick: And is she worth all this trouble?
Cameron: Well, I thought she was, but, you know…
Patrick: Well, she is or she isn’t. First of all, Joey’s not half the man you are. Secondly, don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want. Go for it.

Patrick: I was watching you out there dancing, i never see you look so sexy.

Patrick: My arm around you.
Kat: You, covered in my vomit.

Patrick: So what’s your excuse?
Kat: For?
Patrick: For acting the way we do?
Kat: I don’t like to do what people expect. Why should I live up to other people’s expectations instead of my own?
Patrick: So, you disappoint them from the start and then you’re covered, right?
Kat: Something like that.
Patrick: Then you screwed up.
Kat: How?
Patrick: You never disappointed me.

Patrick: So you guys are going to help me tame the wild beast? Camron and Michael: ABSOLUTELY!!…we are your guys! Camron: and he means that.. in um… a strictly non prison movie type of way

Patrick: so you two are going to help me tame the wild beast.

Patrick: Some asswhole paid me to take out this really great girl.
Kat: Is that so?
Patrick: Yeah, but i screwed up. I fell for her

Patrick: Well,then you messed up.
Kat: How?
Patrick: You never disappointed me.

Patrick:Hey there girlie. How are you?
Kat:sweating like a pig actually. and yourself?
Patrick: now there’s a way to get a guy’s attention.
Kat: my mission in life. but obviously i’ve struck your fancy so you see it worked. the world makes sense again.
Patrick: pick you up on friday then?
Kat: oh right, sure friday.
Patrick: i’ll take you places you’ve never been.
Kat: like where, the 7 11 on Brodway? Do you even know my NAME screw-boy?
Patrick: i know a lot more than you think.
Kat: doubtful, very doubtful.

Patrick:Ooh, someone’s still got her panties in a twist. Kat:Don’t for one minute think you had any effect on my panties. Patrick: What did I have an effect on? Kat: Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.

PATRICK:Sure Sparky!

perkeys now, now perkeys…

Perky’s now Perky’s

Perky: Judith, what’s another word for..engorged?
Judith: I’ll look it up.

Pipe down, chachi!

Pipe down, Chachie!

pooooooooooooooop!

put her in your spank bank and move on

quivering…… member i like that!

Remove head from sphincter then drive!

remove head from sphincter, then drive

Remove head from sphincter, then drive!

Remove head from spinxter then drive.

Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.

Run Bogey!

SCOOT!

sdasda

see i like my sketchers but i love my prada backack. but i love my sketchers. that’s because you don’t have a prada backpack

See, I like my sketchers, but I love my prada back pack. I love my Sketchers..but you dont have a prada back pack…

Shakespeare may be a dead white guy but he knows his shit.

Shakespeare may be a dead white guy, but he knows his shit.

She kissed me! where? in the car. (sighs)

She’s meeting bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm.

Shit Bianca! I’m shootin a nose spray ad tomorrow!

SHIT BIANCA, I’M SHOOTING A NOSE SPRAY AD TOMORROW!!

shit on me!

Should you be drinking alcohol when you don’t have a liver?

Should you be drinking that without a liver?

Should’ve kept the tie.

So i had some good duck last night

So I’m supposed to buy her a book and some noodles and sit around listening to girls who can’t play their instruments.

So I’m thinking about getting a Tercel. Yeah, it’s a Toyota.

So that’s the plan… I’m going to go show the plan… to someone else.

So you’re telling me I’m a non-smoker?

Some day you gonna get bitch slapped and I’m not gonna do a thing to stop it!

SOME PEOPLE PERSAVE YOU AS SOMEWHAT….PERSON 2,TEMPTIOUSPERSON 1,HANNIS BIT$H IS THE TERM USED MOST OFTEN

Stating my opinion is not a terrorist action

Teacher) Your sweating like a pig
Boy) yes sir
Teacher) your all nervous
Boy) Yes sir
Teacher) Your eyes are all bloodshot)
Boy) yes sir…
Teacher) You’ve got POT don’t you
Boy) yyyess sir..
Teacher

Teacher:Kat, I want to thank you for your point of view. I know how hard it must be to overcome all those years of upper-middle-class suburban oppression. Must be tough! But the next time you go stormin’ the PTA, crusading for better…Lunch meat, or whatever it is you White girls complain about…ask ’em why, they can’t buy a book written by a black man! *White Rastas: THAT’S RIGHT MON! Teacher: Don’t even get me started on you two.

that must be nigel with the brie!

That must be Nigel with the bris

That must be Nigel, with the brie!

That was Costa Rican Butthead!

That was Costa Rican, butthead!

That’s for making my date bleed, that’s for my sister, and that’s for me.

Thats a charming new development. Its disgusting.

Thats right mon!

Thats right mon! dont even get me started on you two

The sh*t hath hitteth the fan…eth

The shit has hit the fan!

The shit hath hitith the fan, Ith.

The shit hath hittith the fan…ith

The Shiteth hath hitteth the fan…eth

Then I can get to sleep at night. The sleep of a father who’s daughters aren’t out being impregnated.

There’s a charming new development!

There’s a dick on my face isn’t there?

There’s a difference between like and love. I like my Sketchers but I love my Prada backpack. But I love my Sketchers. That’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack. Ohhh.

There’s a difference between like and love. I mean I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
But I love my Sketchers
That’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack.

They look left, we go right. We shoot, we score!

Those Damn Dawon’s River kids sleeping in each others beds all the time!

u come from planet looser. as aposed to planet look at me look at me

uhh Mr.Morgan, is there a chance we can get Kat to take her midol before she comes to class? -mr.morgan- ya know some day your gonna be bitched slapped and im not going to do a thing to stop it!

Undulating with desire… Adrienne removes her red. *sigh* crimson cape, at the sight of regonald’s stiff and.. JUDITH!! whats another word for engorged? Judith: i’ll look it up.- Okay. Swollen, turgent.. (kat comes in) tumesant? Perfect. I hear you were terrorizing mr. morgan’s class, again,(kat) expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.–The way you expressed your opinion to bobby ridgway’s balls? By the way his testicle retreival operation went quite well in case you’re interested. (kat) i still maintain he kicked himself in the balls.

Watching that bitch violate my car doesn’t count as a date

We’re concentrating awfully hard considering it’s gym class

We’re involved

well i guess in this society being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time

Well, if you must know… a small study group with friends.
Better known as an orgy?

Well, yeah, but I’m sure, you know, that there are lots of guys who wouldn’t mind going out with a difficult woman. I mean, you know, people jump out of of airplanes and ski off cliffs. It’d be like extreme dating.

Well, you know what they say! (passes out)

were your guys. yeah in a strictly non-prison movie kinda way.

What are the 2 house rules? One, no dating til you graduate. Two, no dating til you graduate.

what do you want screwboy?

What does she have beer flavored nipples or something?

What does this girl got, beer-flavored nipples?

What is it asshole day?

what is it with this chic? She have beer flavored nipples or something?

What is it with this chick? She have beer flavoured nipples or something?

What is it with this girl, does she have beer flavored nipples?

What is it with this girl? Does she have beer flavored nipples?

What is it, asswhole day?

what is it…asshole day?

What is this Asshole Day

What is this? Asshole day.

What’s a Bogey Lowenstien?

What’s normal them damn dawson’s river kids sleepin in each others beds and what not.

What’s normal, those damn ‘Dawson’s River’ kids sleepin’ in each other’s beds?

What’s normal, those damn Dawson River kids running around sleeping in each others beds?!

What’s normal? Those damn Dawson’s River kids running around and sleeping in each other’s beds?… I’m down. I’ve got the 411. And you are not going and gettin jiggy with some boy, I don’t care how dope his ride is.

What’s normal? Those damn Dawson’s river kids sleeping in each other’s beds and whatnot? I got news for ya. I’m down. I’ve got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy–I don’t care how dope his ride is…My mamma didn’t raise no fool.

What’s normal? those damn Dawson’s River kids sleepin in eachother’s beds and what not? well i got news for you, I’m down, I got the 411, and you are NOT going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don’t care how dope his ride is!

What’s that collar for, to keep from licking his stitches?

What’s with this chick? She have beer flavored nipples?

What’s with this chick? She have beer-flavored boobs?

whats another word for……. engorged?

Whats Normal, those damn dawson’s river kids sleeping in each others beds?

Whats Normal, those damn dawson’s rivr kids sleping in each others beds?

Whats up with this chick anyway? Does she have beer flavored boobs or something like that?

when is enough enough

Who knocked up you sister?

Who knocked up your sister?

who knocked your sister up?

Whoops? My insurance does not cover PMS!

Whoops?! My insurance doesn’t cover PMS.

Why dont you just piss off bonar head uve done enough 2 my life alreadY!

woops!

Would you be interested in dating KAT STRATFORD
Maybe if we were the last two people alive and there were no sheep… ARE THERE SHEEP????

Yeah, I drive a Tercel…….uh that’s a Tarus

yeah, well, that was until she kissed me.
kissed you? where?
in the car.

yes miss i have an opinion about everything

You are SOOOO not who I thought you were.

You can’t always trust who you want to

You chose the perfect revenge mainlining tequila.

You don’t always have to be who they want you to be you know

You don’t ever forget a girl who will flash someone to get you out of detention.

you have pot don’t you? I’m confiscating it. *grabs cheetos* and these too.

you havent seen me very upset

You know you can’t just buy me a guitar everytime you screw up. — Yeah, I know. But I figure, there’s the bass, drums, and maybe even someday a tamborine.

You look nervous..youre sweating like a pig…your eyes are all BLOODSHOT…youve got pot dont you?….im confiscating this!…(goes to the cheetos)..and this too!

You may have some potential buried underneath all this hostility

you not as vial as i thought you were

you suck!

You suck, You suck.

You want me to investigate the innerworkings of my sisters sick twisted mind, I don’t think so!

you’re just too good to be true, can’t take my eyes off of you. You’d be like heaven to touch. I wanna hold you so much. At long last love has arrived. And I thank God I’m alive. You’re just too good to be true, can’t take my eyes off of you. I love you baby and if it’s quite alright I need you baby, to warm the lonely nights, I love you baby, trust in me when I say…

You’re not as vile as I thought you were…..

You’ve chosen the perfect revenge, mainlining Tequila.

your 18 you don’t know what you want and you wont know what you want untill your 45 and by the time you get it you’ll be to old you use it

youve got POT havnt you… i’m confiscating this… and this (picks up chips)

[a] you know you dont always have to be who they want you to be [b] i happen to like being adored, thank you!

[Bianca]: You suck! [runs upstairs] [Kat mockingly]: You suck!

{Bianca] uhh! What planet are you from, Planet Loser. [Kat] As opposed to Planet Look at me, look at me!

~I HATE THE WAY YOU TALK TO ME AND THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR. I HATE THE WAY YOU DRIVE YOUR CAR. I HATE IT WHEN YOU STARE. I HATE YOUR BIG DUMB COMBAT BOOTS AND THE WAY YOU READ MY MIND. I HATE YOU SO MUCH IT MAKES ME SICK- IT EVEN MAKES ME RHYME. I HATE IT WHEN YOUR ALWAYS RIGHT. I HATE IT WHEN YOU LIE. I HATE IT WHEN YOU MAKE ME LAUGH- EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU MAKE ME CRY. I HATE IT WHEN YOUR NOT AROUND AND THE FACT YOU DIDNT CALL. BUT MOSTLY I HATE THE WAY I DONT HATE YOU AT ALL- NOT EVEN CLOSE NOT EVEN A LITTLE NOT ANY AT ALL~

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